PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GETTING THE RAKE READY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>WHTradeDir Navarro on SunMornFutures 12/9/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNewsSun 12/9/18
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>Pres Trump Coin Toss @Army/Navy Game 12/8/18
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>National Anthem @Army/Navy Game 12/8/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @Army/Navy Game 12/8/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Philadelphia PA for Army/Navy Game 12/8/18
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>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 12/8/18
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>Pres Trump Statement before departing WH 12/8/18
youtu.be/AfE8xiwgmJo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Attends 2018 Army/Navy Game 12/8/18
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>Pres Trump addresses Project Safe Neighborhoods 12/7/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Kansas City MO 12/7/18
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>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 12/7/18
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>Pres Trump Announces Nominations before departing WH 12/7/18
c-span.org/video/?455627-1
>Spoopy Martian Wind 12/7/18
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>Tracking Santa 12/7/18
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>Remember Pearl Harbor 12/7/18
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>77th Pearl Harbor Remembrance Ceremony 12/7/18
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>WHTradeAdv Navarro on CNBC 12/7/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 12/7/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 12/7/18
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MAGA

I did not know this was a fox when I was using it
it looks like a wolf with brown red fur

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nn, /ptg/.

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Pepe the frog was on family guy
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MACRON HOLDS CRISIS MEETING IN RESPONSE TO NATIONAL INSURRECTION

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Kitsune are honorary Ookami

I JUST BUILT A NEW PC AND IT'S GNU PLUS MAGICAL
MAKE COMPUTING GREAT AGAIN

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JOURNALISTS WARN YELLOW VEST PROTESTS COULD SPARK FAR-RIGHT TAKEOVER OF EUROPE

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>why don't the people love me?
>I am just blowing off their limbs and blinding young girls!

Disgusting. The fact that they omitted wojak is sickening. pepe and wojak are like bread and butter.

>(Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump has backed plans to request $750 billion from Congress for defense spending next year, a U.S. official said on Sunday.

>The $750 billion would be even more than the $733 billion request that the Pentagon had been expected to make for fiscal year 2020. It is also well above a $700 billion figure Trump cited in October.

>A U.S. official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Defense Secretary Jim Mattis had discussed the budget with Trump in recent days and outlined the risks of flat defense spending.

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>RUBIO on “FACE THE NATION”: “There’s no reason to not stand by anybody in this moment. There are pleadings there are cases there are evidence, we’re gonna wait for all of it to be out there. And I would caution everyone to wait for all of it to be out there until you make judgment.”

>SEN. RAND PAUL (R-KY.) on NBC’S “MEET THE PRESS”: TODD: “Why do you think that the story keeps changing in and around the president. If all of these things are as innocent as you’ve said, why does he keep changing his story?” PAUL: “I think we’re trying to make and find a crime. This has been my overall complaint about the process -- about having these special prosecutors: is that really, they find a person and they look for a crime. Traditional justice in our country is, someone steals something from the grocery store and you have a crime, you try to find out who did it. “With a special prosecutor you decide, we’re going after someone, the president, and we’re going to squeeze as many people as we can until we can try to get a person. And that’s why I’m against these special prosecutors. I think they’re a huge mistake. I think they’re a huge abuse of government power.”

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>my computer is needlessly laborious to use!
>praise me!

>journalist warns
>journalist
IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO "WARN"
YOUR JOB IS ONLY TO REPORT
STOP FUCKING EDITORIALIZING

>Do you hear the people sing?

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MAGA, this week should be fun.
Huber testifies the 13th

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TRUMP IS GOING

TO FUCKING

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

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He was a very low IQ individual. Use a flag if you want, who cares.

Glamp

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Buzzfeed reporting Michael Cohen helped Falwell Jr payoff his 22yo Latin boytoy in Miami, which is how Trump strong-armed an early evangelical endorsement. What. The. Fuck.

buzzfeednews.com/article/aramroston/donald-trump-met-pool-attendant-jerry-falwell-michael-cohen

That spell doesn't work on me.

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has fox tail

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He's still got his account? That's nice to know.
>(((journalist warns)))
>could lead to right-wing takeover
I wish.

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No you're going to JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

Were frogs really chanting "We want Trump" in Paris or was that just Trump bullshitting again to make the MSM mad?

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shadilay m'pedes

That headline makes me smile.

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>this much newfag

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Awoo!

Haven't been here much lately, anything happening?

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No, that's stupid.

It’s real

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Ive seen awoos in real life

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ummm

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Kirk or someone like him posted a tweet, but the video was from England actually. End of story.

Sources sat there was a drunk frog dancing on a bus in a Trump mask. His audience started chanting. Probably a Russian psy-op.

51st state when!?

I think my favorite part about this is that they took a symbol that people have no choice but to see.
No matter what happens, now anytime a construction worker or traffic conductor wears one of those high visibility vests, people will think back to their movement

Someone's getting nervous. Apparently it's so bad, he now has to address the issue again.

VIA Rolling Stone
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>Speaking about the conspiracy theory and its impact on his life for the first time, Podesta tells Rolling Stone that he learned about it the old-fashioned way: from the news. As Clinton campaign chair, he had spent the final month of the 2016 race locked in hand-to-hand combat with reporters about the contents of his personal emails, which WikiLeaks was releasing in periodic batches to damage Clinton’s chances. He didn’t have time to reflect on the hack, let alone notice the conspiracy theories bubbling up about him on websites like Reddit and Jow Forums.

>Searching for evidence of illegality or anything sinister in Podesta’s hacked emails, wannabe online sleuths decided that mentions of “pizza” were code for child pornography. An anonymous Jow Forums user posted a list of other supposed code words to search for in Podesta’s emails — “pasta” meant little boy, “ice cream” meant male prostitute, “sauce” meant orgy. Soon, the hashtag #Pizzagate appeared and spread like wildfire on social media.

>Podesta claims he wasn’t overly concerned about his emails getting released: their contents, he now says, were “relatively much ado about nothing.” It wasn’t until after the election that he realized those emails had become fuel for a horrific conspiracy theory. In his career, he says he had never been on the receiving end of something like Pizzagate. “It’s painful and crazy,” he says. “I’m pretty grizzled. One big difference is you’ve got somebody sitting in the Oval Office stoking the conspiracy. That’s pretty different than what I’ve experienced in my years in politics.”

It goes on and on. Looks like fat tony is inching closer towards the rope.

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does france have English style double decker buses?

i thought trump was against getting bogged down in more intervention in muslim countries?

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>needlessly laborious
GNU/Linux is unironically better for what I do, and my distro of choice is piss easy to install and use.

Post more Rikkas and I might tell you.

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I REQUEST MORE CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE THAN THE REST OF THE CABINET COMBINED

I *ALSO* RECEIVE MYSTERIOUS HUGE INFLUXES OF FOREIGN MONEY TO REVIVE MY FAILED INVESTMENT AT THE LITERAL 666 BUILDING

PURE COHENCIDENCE

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>Podesta claims he wasn’t overly concerned about his emails getting released: their contents, he now says, were “relatively much ado about nothing.”
so then Wikileaks is credible

>i'm also a dumb spamming autist
forgot that part

Oh snap.

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The right doesn't play to win that's why we lose.

Dylan Park is a disgusting mixed race shitlib that is attacking our Columbia student. Dylan has a history of making homophobic and other derogatory statements on his Twitter and his employer should know about it. Make sure to email his employer and ask them why this language is ok.


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They have them all over my city too, they’re fairly common

future president Kush

whatever you have to tell yourself, I know better so don't waste your breath trying to convince me

>video was from England
Pity.

I would but mods are unkind lately and might ban me for """avatarfagging"""

Reminder:

Widespread head-scratching has followed Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ recent disclosure that U.S. Attorney John W. Huber is leading an investigation into 2016 election controversies. In a March 29 letter to Republican committee chairmen, Mr. Sessions said that Mr. Huber, the U. S. Attorney for Utah, had been appointed to “evaluate certain issues” raised by the GOP. He did not say which issues, but there are plenty.

In a July 27, 2017 letter, GOP leaders had called on Mr. Sessions to “appoint a second special counsel to investigate a plethora of matters connected to the 2016 election and its aftermath.” These included actions by Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Loretta Lynch and others, email controversies, mishandling of classified information, Fusion GPS and the Steele Dossier, FISA warrants, wire taps, leaks, grand juries, the Clinton Foundation and the Uranium One deal.

Mr. Sessions instead appointed Mr. Huber, “an experienced federal prosecutor,” and left the door open to a special counsel. Mr. Sessions noted that Mr. Huber “will make recommendations as to whether any matters not currently under investigation should be opened, whether any matters currently under investigation require further resources, or whether any matters merit the appointment of a Special Counsel.”

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>i'm also a fucking traitor to the republic

SAD!

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There’s multiple videos of different incidents. Most were in france

Why is this picture so hilariously suggestive? It's like both women are admiring Trumps long dick while he's like "Yeah I know right? It's ridiculous."

I never have

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>Sessions appointed
>Sessions said
>Sessions' disclosure
Boy I can't wait for this to go nowhere.

Will the space force deploy the rake force from orbit onto canada?

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Nevermind the fact that he got caught buying children from Luzzatto. Or that the mainstream media reported directly to Clinton/DNC. Nothing to see here guys.

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At this point I don't even care I just like seeing people get mad.
France feels like having one of their periodic revolutions now, and the heads that wear the crown this time are globalists and leftists. Whether they like Trump or not (though I hope they do) I'm just glad they're trying to take their country back.

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Hand over the Heather girlfriends RIGHT FUCKING NAU and nobody gets hurt

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Will this thread last for an hour? We'll see.

Maybe?

it was written in April, Whitaker is in charge of it now, and Huber is still going despite Sessions resigning
It's the best chance of seeing some prosecutions of HRC, Comey, McCabe, etc

>I would but mods are unkind lately and might ban me for """avatarfagging"""

it's funny because to any outside observer they would have no idea anyone is avatarfagging, it's just that the mods/jannies squat in this general just as much as we do so they recognize anons just like we do. Hell, every time that fag posts with the ancap flag, everyone instantly knows it is him. So what is the difference?

fat fucking chance antipodean

we're going to reclaim our government against CORRUPTION and GRIFTERS

tRUMP and kUSHNER are GOING

TO FUCKING

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

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>this fucking nightmare circus of years and years of people calling on other people to open an investigation that may or may not ever get referred to someone who may or may not ever make it happen that may or may not ever actually find something that may or may not be worth ever possibly considering the remote option of maybe deciding to one day think about pursuing the possibility of opening a dialogue concerning the feasibility of contemplating prosecution
>meanwhile everyone involved dies of old age on top of a fat stack of clinton foundation money

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>COULD
It's already happening. Brexit, for all its failures, was the first domino to fall. Trump simply accelerated the change. Italy, Central Europe, Brazil, France - I wager the next place will be Spain or one of the norks.

Will this president last for an hour? We'll see.

he's headed for
JaaaaaaAaaaaAAaaaaaAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaa

BASED

Somehow, Someway, the concept for "Day of the Rake" manifested itself from the meme dimension to the real world.

Its ironic that may was picked to sabotage brexit but then the EU collapsed anyway. Everything she was picked for deliberately or not has been cursed.

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He will succeed tonight! The blood of his ancestors call upon him to redeem himself!

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flashback time.

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>it's funny because to any outside observer they would have no idea anyone is avatarfagging, it's just that the mods/jannies squat in this general just as much as we do so they recognize anons just like we do. Hell, every time that fag posts with the ancap flag, everyone instantly knows it is him. So what is the difference?

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>THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE CAN'T BE ALLOWED GOYIM

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>spice and fox

>to open an investigation
this has been ongoing since November of LAST year
>fat stack of clinton foundation money
kek
did you see their "donations"?
they're making no money, partially because it's under investigation, and because she has absolutely no influence

how's Japan?

Funny connotations aside what is even happening in this picture? Why is Macron's wife (I forgot her name) touching that shovel?

trump wanted to rake the forest though, not mcleod it.

there's legal fucking proof that his dick is a fucking CHOAD but keep fantasizing magapede

that dick won't see nearly as much love as his orange puckered asshole in

FUCKING

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

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>supreme court will be people with racists
>bring your klansmen to court day

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never even thought about it or tried to find out, I can't get over the perfectly funny connotations

i am about to go from a 23 year old NEET to a high paying job in NYC. nepotism is the greatest thing ever

good idea.
get rid of the fuel load.

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>wait for it, Trump is going to jail, this new revelation will surely incriminate him
If Mueller has anything major why doesn't he come out and disclose it already? Why the pussyfooting for months and months? Have the left considered this question?

ceremonial tree planting

>there's legal fucking proof that his dick is a fucking CHOAD
Literally, projection
>but keep fantasizing
Literally, projection
>pede
Literally, projection
>puckered asshole in FUCKING JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
Literally, projection

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she was unaware of the existence of manual labor and was fascinated by the shovel as one would be upon discovering dinosaur bones

NO SUCCOR TO GLOBALIST TRAITORS
DOWN WITH MACRON
DOWN WITH TRUMP

SEND THEM TO FUCKING

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

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they think he's some kind of superman mixed with James Bond even though his entire case history is lackluster at best

if only these things really happened

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attaboy magapede, we're strictly above board in this white house

also i'd like all the classified information that our government possesses

schedule me with MBS's people for tomorrow and putin's for Tuesday

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>ywn be a cute girl and fall asleep next to other cute girls

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when a memeflag btfos a normflag star wars bugman

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