Protestant, Catholic, Orthodox

Which are you?

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Orthodox. But I am addicted to porn and nicotine again. I need to go to confession but I have been avoiding it. I also haven't received the Eucharist in over a month because of it. Pray for me fellow Orthobros

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>>>(OP) Catholic, a member of the True Church of Christ that unites all Europeans

Prot

Orthodox. The only faith that does not bend to degeneracy.

Gay marriage? Fuck you.
Women priests? Fuck you.
Pedophile priests? Fuck you, ours can marry.
Fighting against shitskins if allah? Been there done that.

Heretics, heathens an schismatics must repent.

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Baptist.

>Gay marriage? Fuck you.
>Women priests? Fuck you.
>Pedophile priests? Fuck you, ours can marry.
>Fighting against shitskins if allah? Been there done that.

And yet, niggers are allowed to marry white women. The absolute state of Deus Vullt fags

I'm not an idiot, so none of the above.

Protestant, Catholic and Orthodox.

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I'm jewish

Orthodox
May our Lord Jesus Christ remember you in His Kingdom, user. Just remember that we all love you.

A Dane should never utter the word “fag”. Your fag nation broke the record for the fastest surrender to the Germans in WWII.

i poo in the loo. i dont need no heeby jew, ill leave that to the weekly heeby flesh suckers. yer one step away from suckin babydick.

Do I have a chance at entering Heaven if I'm gay but never act upon it?

I'm a Christian, which means, I am a part of the body.

I don't believe in Jewish mumbo jumbo

AHAHAHA. That's American education for you.
We were allied to the Reich, and the only country in Scandinavia who had good relations with the Germans. When our prime minister at the time died, Hitler himself send flowers to be put on his grave. The only people who were on opposition to the Germans were communist "resistance" groups.

Jews hate orthodoxy. I dug graves at a jewish cemetary for my first job (buried many jews) and I used to put an orthodox cross in the soil before the casket was lowered. They found it and I lost my job.

Speaking for Catholic canon, yes. Kids suspected of homosexuality were historically pushed toward priesthood. God judges on actions, not thoughts.

Doesn't make it a good religion. It's a cult.

Mormon

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Explains the pedophile epidemic.

Protestant, but considering becoming Orthodox.

I can not tell you how much that means to me. I've been losing sleep lately and fighting back tears. I've been contemplating on ending it all for about 5 years now because of it, but I never want to make the Lord sadder than I already make him. Thank you. Is there anyway I can thank you more? :')

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Orthodox we even got one of the first churches in North America started for it

Lutheran.