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I'm probabaly one of the few people on here that can actually walk as well as i talk. Post your genes, prove you're part of the mustard rice.

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>giving your genetic information to the google database

>broadly southern european
You are not white

of course a mutt would say this

My grandmothers maiden name is Ptolemy - the Egyptian royal family descended from the greek general Ptolemy of Alexander the greats army. the family would go on to produce many pharaohs, the most famous being Cleopatra who would marry Julias Caesar and then Mark Anthony.

More likely that there was also some roman soldier 2000 years ago.

amazing how Jow Forums hates taking part in threads like this, so many people pretending not to be inferior.

Le mutt has arrived

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welcome to the club senpai

you realize by submitting your dna to these companies that they are within their rights to do whatever they want with it. dumb asses.

C O P E

Welcome

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>they are within their rights to do whatever they want with it

No. They can use the statistics (ie, for working out how common a gene is), but they cant use your information for anything other than what you consent to.

LRN2 GDPR mutt

I used ancestry & found out I'm a total mutt. 7% black. 10% hispanic...
But I look white...
Now when I fuck white pussy it's even hotter knowing I'm a dirty mutt..

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Congratulations on giving the jew your DNA.

>7% black. 10% hispanic

Jesus christ dude....

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They also provide you a valuable service dipshit. & yes they're accurate. You can use multiple DNA companies & the results are always identical.

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You are 13.9% white

Gas all Jews.

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You are 43.9% white

I'm a 23andme employee and sometimes I swap the tube labels around just for fun. Enjoy your angst shitters because I hate working with your spit.

>the results are always identical
Wrong they have different SNP datasets

We're watching.

your opinion is 0% relevant mutt

I'm at work, I am literally 87% greek, 12.9% italian, 0.1% unassigned.

311 neaderthal variants.

You are ~63% white

It’s not an opinion. Irish are not white. For these purposes I can only assume that large percentage is Irish.

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>Faggotry

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No you don't. Because the barcodes are built into the tubes. Imagine lying on the internet.

If your granddaughter fights off and kills her rapist. She will be arrested by the familial DNA which you stupidly provided to your government.

>polish isn't white

Fuck outta here

>he thinks the same tube goes around the lab as is forever
kek, no

It goes from one tube to another tube to a 96 well plate to the beadchip and then it is sequenced.

Well. It’s not. Not according to those whom created the concept.

>Paying kikes to give them your valuable genomic data

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You are 0% white

Also that typically would never work redditor troll; most people through general family knowledge have an understanding of their roots. Everyone has two parents & four grandparents---& most are informed prior to the split sample analysis.

If some faggot edgelord (like you) started swapping DNA in the laboratory it would be vey clear very fast what was going on according to their customers & internal recording procedures.

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>valuble

There's literally no value to it, dumb turk.

I’m 52% white

The most common way to get caught is if they are a different sex, otherwise, most of the customers are white anyways so you are full of shit. There's other reasons you don't know what you're talking about but I'll keep those to myself :)

>admitting you're too scared & in denial about your mutt status/turkroach DNA

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Here's mine.

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>still lying when you've been found out

just stop replying.

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See

You are ~11% white

the state of this

>still replying

You're desperate to discredit the facts because you're inferior and you cant handle it.

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Hello, fellow macaco.

Hope you got life insurance for your family in case you match organs with anyone rich.

Forgot my link. Tubes have barcodes attached during the entire time humans are involved.

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Most individuals are NOT white einstein. Everyone is mixed! Even 'pure-bloods' are about 85% maximum of a single ethnicity tops, like best case scenario----according to ancestry & 23&me...
A person's DNA goes back even further than the foundations of (1492) America. Too many wars & conquests took place in history to the average bloodline for it to remain pure.
Hitler for example was probably like German, ashkenazi, serbian, bulgarian, Austrian, hungarian, etc. but didn't know it...
I would even bet that ethnic Germans & non-jews were sent to death camps in large numbers as DNA wasn't even discovered then... probably over 10%...

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They don't get that type of data from you

>only 2.9% whiter
>still chatting shit

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I'm white r-right g...guys?

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you're 0.4% human

>that bitch in the yellow
Yes please

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Based

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Most people ORDERING from the company are white dipshit, don't confuse the population of the world with this. Furthermore, even if you were mixed, you still wouldn't necessarily doubt some of your results because these genomic variants extend back farther than the paltry 100-200 years of familial memories you have, at BEST. A french family may actually have originated in the baltics. The US is full of mutts so it's easy. Deal with it.

You are 100% white

Feels good to be totally 100% European, untainted in any way whatsoever

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You are ~87% white

Hahah Eastern Europ XD

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Only a subhuman nigger would pay to give his DNA to Jews.

>6 posts by this fucking dirty kike
Stopped responding

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Which one of these isn't white?

Oh, a scandi Haplogroup? I have dark blond hair and green/grey eyes. What does it mean?

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(((0.8%))) is still too much

Is this thread an ad for 23andme? You pay me for my dna, not the other way around you fag

Irish and Scottish apparently

t. whyte boi who thinks he is a mutt because I swapped his label around

LMAO you're not even in the same league as me. look at all that nigger DNA taking up 16%.

>Shiling this hard

I thought you were still on your 202nd holiday break, Chaim

You are ~24.8% white

The English are mutts between Celtic and Germanic and a tad bit of Mediterranean dna.

You are 8% white

A new challenger appears

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Feels good knowing I'll be allowed in the ethnostate with you guys.

I haven’t posted mine

>been discredited multiple times and is still LAPPING on Jow Forums as someone with a job when it's 0530am on a work day

kill yourself, no one will notice.

jej

You are the ethnostate
I wouldn’t be allowed in

You can't tell these redddit tier anything. They will pay to get their own dicks cut off if you let them.

>filename

where'd you download that?

People are actually participating in this kike topic?

>but they cant use your information for anything other than what you consent to.

And yet they will anyway, because that's what every single information-collecting schlomo organization on the planet does.

Scalp yourself immediately, jellyfish bong who probably a gallon of muzzie immigrant DNA in his colon at this very moment.

Sorry. *He's

Don't worry the Khanate will annex the ethnostate after the third Fingolian-Korean hyper war.

Posted from my phone my Anglo brother

America is a rightful WASP nation

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If we could parse out the Irish blood in you, your percentage would be much higher.

This is true, couldn't you find out any other way like looking for family registries and old documents?
I never trusted this ancestry thing. What is Broadly Northwestern European? Broadly European? Broadly Southern European?
These are just buzzwords made for people to feel good about their unknown ancestry.
And don't forget the (((noise))) they add (1% african and whatnot), how can you trust a jewish company (first and foremost) and a company that is known to lie with their results?
There has been also a case of siblings getting different results, the vid is on YT
I guess some people need to be told they are white to be able to sleep at night, but the same could be done asking about your grandparents etc

You are 81% white

Ancestry is in bed with the LDS. If you think the LDS is trying to convince everyone they’re black or Jewish you’re a moron.

Post yours

You should be more careful with your name.

I'm Scottish.

I don’t have it, but I’m only 52% white

23andme's CEO is Jewish (Sister of the CEO of JewTube) and they have been accused of putting in fake small percentages of non-white dna to "screw with the racists", ancestry is directly associated with the Mormon church and they even have a massive vault for genealogy in Salt Lake City as the Mormon church has had heavily influence in the field of genealogy.

If there were a way to verify it I could certify you whiter, but alas we can not, hence the low percentage of whiteness.

>This is true, couldn't you find out any other way like looking for family registries and old documents?
No because SNPs are way different from that and some can't be determined by weak historical links.
>what is broadly northwestern europe
They did a study where SNPs were profiled among a group of people who volunteered and figured out which one correlated to people from each area. They also built trees of sort to help determine that these links were correct and in the right order. It's a bit more complex than that but still. They did that thousands of times and voila, companies can now sell you information which is technically public but impossible for an average person to put together themselves.
>siblings getting different results
Are you fucking stupid or what? 1. If one child is female and one is male then the mitochondrial dna/Y dna is the difference there. Even if they are the same gender it's irrelevant because of how sorting works. Only identical twins should be the same.

The LDS is the morom church fucknut

Mormon** lmao