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brexit stitch up imminent

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Are you prepared to eat literal shit thanks to America?

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>hrr drr we're based
Why did you faggots say this after the election lol

Start mailing flour to all the politicians, its not harmful and will just make them scared

>fucks off entirely after fulfilling his role for Russia
kek

Are you talking about Americans or the Brits?

>he thinks politicians open their own mail
They're not falling for that old chestnut again

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At least Ngolo doesn't have to go back now...
On the contrary, we can have all his family over with ease now they've all been given Italian passports.

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Not ready for the chlorine huh :)

Theyd evacuate the shitty little high street offices they use ya pleb

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Any final words Nigel Dodds?

>NO SURRENDER FUCK THE IRA

>All cheddar cheese is now sold to the USA.
>In return, we get this superior cheese product.

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Ha ha

Time for civil unrest

> Not forcing a vote she's guaranteed to lose.

I mean, I don't support her deal but not having the vote when it has a 100% likelihood of failure seems to be the only options really.

>if Brexit happens Britain will become a vassal state of America
based

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Imagine how boring it was in 2015 or so, and how exciting all of this is now, quite historic, enjoy it lads.

I really hope the UK stays in the EU. It was monumentally stupid to leave.

Little britain doesn't have the sway to play with the Big Boys :)

You'll be lucky if you keep northern Ireland and Scotland honestly lads

I was thinking the same

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What is an backstop? Is it the thing they put behind aeroplane wheels to stop them rolling backwards?

>may you live in interesting times

Who said that?

Yeah, it's just a chock of wood they put behind a wheel.

A Backstop is the thing on your chair that stops your back from falling off

>this product is not formulated to melt

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I've been reading up on British politics a bit lately. Who do you think will replace Theresa May? Is it possible that Farage will be the prime minister next week? He's pretty right wing so the Conservatives who are trying to deliver brexit will probably make him the head guy.

Its a chinese curse

How many politicians have you sent flour to user?

She's staying on till 2022... isn't she?

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>Is it possible that Farage will be the prime minister next week?
He's not in the conservative party or even an MP lad so that's impossible

There's no way. Is your government that comical?

If they can manage it, they want to jettison her along with all the bad press of Brexit just before the election so they can go in clean.

I can categorically say, Farage will never be Premier.

We keep our Wisconsin product and send you that, since after this Brexit betrayal, Rotherham, the World Cup, etc., we see how fond you are of eating shit.

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Lol yeah why not

Yes. All other politicians will be hung outside parliament. Tommy and sargoy will then install farage as our new ruler, and lead the house in a rendition of the horst wessel lied Then everyone will clap.

Ugh

The absolute STATE

It's getting complicated.

Farage is a literal nobody with no party and no chance at being taken in by the Conservatives. Even if he joined the party, the committees would never greenlight his candidacy. Not only that but 75% of the country hates his guts. The next person to be PM would be another subversive remainer like Philip Hammond or Jeremy Hunt.

May will be gone by dindins

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Can they delay the vote to delay the vote?

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EU Troops will be on our streets by tea time, lads.
It's over.

the absolute state of the bri**sh state

May will never go. She's absolutely incompetent at everything except one thing which her career as a politician was built on. She's absolutely god tier at fucking up and getting away with it.

This is bait, but it’s also true

>brexiteers handing in votes of no confidence the other week was a complete waste of time
>the TV debate fiasco was a complete waste of time
>this parliamentary vote was a complete waste of time

Politics in this country is a fucking joke. We need to bring back flogging.

>hanging elected representatives

I read that she could hold a second referendum with only her deal and no deal on the ballot.

Imagine the collective asspain of remainers.

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Quite tempted to vote remain this time. Due a lot of inheritance which is tied up in SE property that is selling for way under value since the vote. Your thoughts?

>voting against your own economic interests

She can hold a referendum on it with whatever she wants on the ballot, they hold no legal weight

Apologise.

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It'd still have to go through parliament and they just recently gave themselves the power to amend deals. They cannot outright cancel them or demand another option instead (like cancelling Brexit), but they have the power to say the current deal isn't acceptable and changes need to be made to it.

It would cause massive anal pain if it happened, but I doubt it will.

Holy shit hahahaha

>voting against your evolutionary interests

>what are principles

What, you prefer the guillotine?

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Now, you miserable, ignorant twerp, apologise for calling me dishonest. Quickly.

>implying remain would be an option

Your opinion that the Conservatives would fail to deliver a clean Brexit is not unique, it is shared by probably 3 quarters of people here has been since the referendum.

Fuck off G4S pajeet

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Here is hoping the EU says it can't be renegotiated so we end up with no deal.

Why is no deal a good thing?
>Hard mode
No LARPing

Ian is based. I can't understand how people can even contemplate remnaining in EU. Just how cucked are they to think that independence should come without a price? In truth, the very fact that this brexit turned out to be so difficult should make all member states rush to get the fuck out. If it takes years to get rid of EU now, just imagine how hard it will be in 10 years. In 50 years it would probably take no less than a war. In 100 years your nations don't fucking exist, and independence is only a distant dream anymore.

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Saves us £39billion

Because there is a whole world outside of the EU and it's economy is many times larger than the EUs.

We also don't have to pay the EU a penny.

We get to make our own rules instead of following the EUs orders.

By leaving the UKs main trade partnership deal with no organised policy to take over from? Doesn’t sound like a great way to save the country money.

They act hard ball but the damage to german and French business would be great on WTO defaults.
They will push for scrapping the whole notion of leaving to "give people stability" while they weasel their way out of this shit show.

>no organised policy

What is WTO?

The whole world isn’t next door to us, and transportation makes our good less competitive. Trade with the EU is essential to the health of the UK economy

That’s a default policy, it’s not organised to our specific circumstances. UK - EU trade will be damaged by no deal

Because we will actually get to leave the EU come what may, which is what we voted for. Any other option has been proven to be brexit in name only.

Okay lads

What’s May’s endgame?

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I really can't take her seriously after reading that greentext

Of course it is, hence why we are a member, all of this so called trade we do with the EU is because ships come into port in the Netherlands then go to Britain, they can just skip the Netherlands and come straight to Britain, it is not EU originated trade.

WTO exists and Britain is a member of it for a reason.

Kek Farage is a fucking sell out, so hopefully not

>Doesn’t sound like a great way to save the country money.
We run a trade deficit with the EU and we have to borrow that money we lose

Nobody even knows what Brexit means. And it was Parliament that voted for it, not you.

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BREXIT CANCELLED

WE JUST GOT BTFO’d LADS

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Typical self preservation, she knows her deal will be voted down and if she went ahead it would be political suicide for her. The pressure to step down would be immense with possible votes of no confidence etc. All she can do now is go back to the EU to ask for help.

>hurr shipping costs

Sad the fat cunt as his pudgy fingers type on his gook phone while watching his chink tv, and scarfing nip ramen.

The thing you, and most remainers just don't understand is this. The EU isn't the entire world. Sure we'll suffer a bit from leaving the EU, but we'll survive. We're closely aligned with the EU because we've been part of it for decades. Businesses built themselves around doing business with the EU.
When we leave the EU these businesses will suffer because of this. But if they survive they can build themselves around doing business with the entire world.

80% of our economy is services. There is no physical transportation of goods here. It's not like we send container ships full of money around the world. It's all electronic.
Of the other 20% of our economy that is trade in physical goods, more than half of it goes outside of the EU anyway.

It means independence. Why is that so scary for you?

>so called

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Look.

Look at these Americans.

Just fuck off