Brit/pol/ shelf life .Edition

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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I will kill Tony Blair

>brits actually belive this

kek

i am commuted to having a independent thread policy, unlike the SOUF BASTARD NEWFAG REDDIT CUNT IN THE OTHER ONE!

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You lads ready for crimbo?

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>crimbo

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Maybe inbreeding is the final redpill

I am watching an American nigger shilling for Remain on the big black cuck channel.

The UK is completely lost.

get out

t. Mohammed

No I'm british

Not at all. Going to have to rush out and buy everything soon or everyone's getting handmade wooden drink coasters (i.e a bit of log).

Why hasn't Brit/pol/ made it into the news

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Nice milkers on the left,

if you ignore the 2 fat gits

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For God's sake, Mohammed, we've been over this; you're not British. Also, stop fucking your cousins.

binned your worthless shithole yet, ya filthy britpakis?

>The same Austrian faggot who says this nearly everyday
Got a life let you filthy G*r"""man"""

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Worst. PM. Ever.

Got some Greggs socks lads

Because CCHQ have demoralised us into a pile worthless goo thanks to their use of tripcode puppets.

Bogtrotter/pol/ has 150 posters?

Reminder that essentially all leavers on Jow Forums are gigacringe shut in NEET incel freaks

reminder you've got no mates
haha look it's billy no mates
haha

Reminder that in the last thread tou admitted to not having a girlfriend

Fake news, not all of the people there were from Eire/pol/ for fucks sake

Lol

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>no friends
>no relationship experience
>no social media

How am I supposed to find a girlfriend? Is it impossible for someone like me?

Most of the time I'm okay with being single, or at least I tell myself I am. But I would hate to miss out on being able to love someone and for them to love me back, as needy as that may sound. Just someone to talk to who I know I can be intimate with in a way you can't with other guys, someone to get to know over time to soften things up and make life less brutal-seeming.

Is anyone here in a relationship?

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Married, 2 kids

Wife voted leave without my influence and still stands by her vote.

I met my girlfriend on a YouTube comment section after speaking in the comments for months then eventually met up after speaking on Google Hangouts. Just socialise and you'll stumble on someone, you just won't expect it

mark FRANSWOIIRRRRRRRRR

what a lad

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>I met my girlfriend on a YouTube comment section

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"We refute Theresa Mays attempt to thwart Brexit but support the PM, now is not the time to rock the boat, we must come together to deliver Brexit and deliver a deal that protects jobs and the economy"

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Yeah yeah I know it sounds fucking terrible. Surprisingly she wasn't a great big fat uggo

Yes. Met her in school. Friends for 5 years before we started dating.

if you have no existing social circle it won't be easy, but life rarely is. An ideal GF is a best friend you want to fuck. You will know the one when you meet her, if you've ever done MDMA then you'll get a moment of deja vu when you look into her eyes as an imperial fuck ton of serotonin is released into your head.

Only way to meet people is to get out and do it. Don't be overly cringy or clingy, no forced memes, just take it easy, play the back seat but have a spine and self respect, even if it is a farce for social acceptance, you have to start from somewhere.

Good luck and god speed user, here's hoping you find your happiness, just don't be blind, there are some real bitches out there.

>unrelated
>based fella speaking his mind
we need more

because there's only 5 people in Ireland and 2 of them post on eire/pol/

Married. Not all its cracked up to be, lad. You want to get a birds, go where birds are - join clubs with plenty of women. Like ballroom dancing or something.

Is Kraut/pol/ still Scheiße since all the namefags had a bit argument?

Its still more than this shit thread has done.

More than most of you can say isn't it?

Can the opposition parties call for a no-confidence vote in the government or does it have to come from the Tories?

Elaborate pls

I met my last GF on linkedin. Beat that!

Raging, hope i lose my job so i can act on it.

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I met my girlfriend in real life

this whole delayed vote drama is a distraction from the news that Meghan Markle is having twins

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>trap of party politics

My brother used to work for an MP, who had a very long tenure of 18 years of being elected, simply because he just did what was right for the local constituency and didnt really worry too much about party politics or the nation.
Because of that it allowed him to be very honest and he actually took some very unusual steps in going against the establishment and 'career politics' in Westminster.
He was also one of the only MPs not to be implicated in the 'expenses' scandals.
I'm sure he was helped by the fact that his constituency was overwhelmingly white British and fairly affluent.

> real life
What's that?

They're seriously positioning for a second referendum. The absolute state. When does brit/pol/ put aside the rhetoric and take the military option?

Any MP can call for a no-confidence vote if they want. Tories could also vote out May as their leader if they wanted (as happened with Thatcher).

pfft thats not that impressive

I met my girlfriend on habbo back in 2004 and we're still together

what's this?

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Not me

Which video?

Thank you and congratulations. I experienced that feeling in 2015 with a girl who worked for a different company in my building, but I pussied out of talking to her because she was from a very wealthy family and I'm a poorfag and was on a low wage, friendless etc. It was so strange to experience it, like something from the depth of my subconscious being triggered just by locking eyes with her, and I think she felt the same for a while.

The Mace, occasionally angry MPs pick it up and swing it around (Michael Heseltine did it once).

It’s got to be her own party, I think

So why don’t Labour or the Jocks call for one?

Ceremonial mace. You want some? huh? huh?

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Mace

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this is pretty cool

Well, afaik I know they can call a no-confidence vote, the only reason they wouldn't do so is if they didn't have the numbers to make it pass.

Oi wtf mate

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your mums pleasure stick

I made a comment that was like the most liked for ages on this video and had a really active group of people talking in it. We used to just piss about and joked around, never actually realising she was a girl. After months of speaking everyday the comment reached it's 500 reply limit so we just carried on speaking on Google Hangouts. While speaking on there I found out she was a girl and that she was actually really hot. We both liked eachother alot so we met up and gave it a shot.
>Which Video
Not sure. Wouldn't say anyway out of fear of doxxing myself

ceremonial mace. John McDonnell (current shadow chancellor) once threw it on the ground in protest but sadly no video of it.

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Yeh, her own party could vote to replace her as leader, 1922 Committe and all that. They could indeed do a vote of no-confidence in the government if they wanted.

>The Speaker had accepted a suggestion by Conservative MP Robin Maxwell-Hyslop that the Aircraft and Shipbuilding Bill was hybrid. The Government moved a motion to reverse the ruling; after a debate the Government won by 1 vote when Tom Pendry, who was supposed to be paired and absent, voted anyway. Opposition Industry Secretary Michael Heseltine removed the House of Commons mace from its place on the table and advanced towards the Government front bench. The Speaker suspended the sitting for 20 minutes; when it resumed, the House immediately adjourned.
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In the final year of a political science degree lads, what sort of job can and salary can expect after I graduate?

doorkeeper's staff / rod / mace whatever, generally for roleplaying with the black rod

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ceremonial mace to represent parliament's authority.

Why are you surprised? The EU has a history of pulling this kind of shit. Good thing their whole scheme will fall apart soon.

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Political science teacher

Oi U tlkn 2 me m8

Whots rong wit u ?

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Nice one user. How long have you been together?

Ahh another politics tard. I’m planning on going onto teaching desu

£minimum wage

Toilet hygienist, mcdonalds

Never knew that. I always thought it was a no confidence vote on the leader of the party in power as opposed to the government, sort of like board members voting that the CEO is shite and needs replacing.

Yeh, no-one's surprised, we've seen how they stitched you guys up, the Irish, Frogs, etc etc.

Honestly, these britpol threads are the FUCKING GAYEST shit I see on pol. These 2 FAGGOTS are surely paid to just divert attention away from anything political with their FAGGY DICKHEADRY

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As if it anyone would ask that question here.
Stop fishing for info.

In about 4 days it'll have been a year

I can’t really talk about local politics, I’m just talking on observation from a national level. But I’d imagine larger constituencies would function more like I described

Yeh, I think they are effectively two different things. Parliament can pass a vote of no-confidence in the governments, thereby triggering a general election or some protacted negotiating. The party leadership is another thing. Tories could vote to replace May without trigerring a GE.

if she wins a vote of no confidence she will have immunity for a year though, this clause is only triggered if they get enough letters of no confidence and an actual vote is triggered, so they have to make sure the time is right if they want her gone

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*triggering.

I always find it funny that the bald Eagle is one of the faggier eagles why the hell did they pick that

YEAH - POLITICS IS REAL AND VOTINGS LEGIT. THEY LEGIT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US AND OUR VOTE TOTALLY COUNTS. I WAS LITERALLY BORN YESTERDAY.