Jingle bells prison cells, you thought you got away...

I'll give you my footlong for $5

Twas the night before christmas as those horsemen of that apocalyptic death rode through the land.
Twas the midnight marauders tale while the town was sleeping that all through the house came with a big bang. As door busters and demonic bastards lawless eyes await a trial of solstice among the solace of the sheep. Sleep tight like those babies as gen x marks a spot of communist sin and judith and josefs family killers among zodiac occult kikes who took this land before time in conquest using those african slaves who now are among babylonian cousins in the hip hop hippie die game of the casino man as woodstock birthed fags aim to cannibalize their countrymen like the new slaves of the yeezus after the new years ball has dropped.

It s a good view to see the world as a dream. So you can wake up and find yourself among acid fried eggs and green back pigs. So that star belly sneetches and harry potters satanists can make war with raw sexual sodomy and other unspeakable blood libelous sin. To be unforgiven is to die as a shill for the fags.

La la land vs la la lu. Seems that LAdies first as the beast quake consumes from that julian asteroid of a scifi mass effect which nasa and challenger plots of juno reactors and phantoms of seattles ghost scripted opera has entailed in the west coast finale of the thunder eggs and dinosaur dreams that find us somewhere east of eden prime where most of you geth legions have yet to truly become sentient among machine minded dreams of colonial space rangers and kung fu lazer force.

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Who cares? Pres Trump had more than a year in office to prove that he wasn't anti-white; and now his time has run out. Let him be removed as quickly as possible.

But seriously look up the lyrics for ravenna woods discography as it was my brothers rendition of the plot where a nirvana of rape me and linkin parks minuets of a forest clock towns midnight began in the forest of navi eyed northwestern mariners among holy divers and the excelsior dio. Merry christmas to all and a ho ho ho to the jingle jangle

Oh look it's a thread from last year

You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

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Mind your own country's politics, foreigner.

delusional and poor attempt at demoralization. get that weak shit out of here.

because having your lawyer pay off a prostitute with your own money so she keeps her mouth shut so you can attempt to win the presidency is a bigger crime than getting Americans killed in Benghazi, spying on Americans illegally, trying to overthrow a president illegally and having a private unsecured email server in which you transmit classified information. Go ahead, remove our president. And watch how quick we start killing fucking Democrats

> This time it's for real!!!

Gathering the Jews
In a one horse open sleigh
To the camps go
Laughing all the way
Tattoos on all their wrists
The oven's turned on high
What fun it is to burn and gas every single Jew in sight
Oh, Jingle Jew
Jingle Jew
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to hear the Jews all scream oy vey!

OJ got off though????

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from Jow Forumspyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf?

Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Jow Forumsdadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.