Bismarck vs. Hitler

Bismarck didn't believe in fun. Hitler was reported to be a chill guy off-duty. Hitler ate lots of sweets, had strolls in forests and probably would've played Fortnite. For Bismarck there was no off-duty. He was hella strong, hella awake, ready to stab any assassin, he didn't know anything but his role. Hitler was honestly kind of a neckbeard who just enjoyed letting his military-propaganda-terror complex run wild. That complex was terrifying, but in terms of one-man army qualities it has got to be the lifelong soldier, the greatest warmongerer Germany has ever produced, Otto von Bismarck. He would shiv Hitler in a heartbeat, especially knowing the latter was born Austrian.

That's pretty much all of my point. Hitler did not have blue eyes.

>Yes, he had brown eyes. Your point being?
FTFY

>One had the most powerful Battleship in the Atlantic named for him
>The other is fapping material for closet faggots

The choice is obvious.

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And this matters .... why? ... exactly?

>Hitler did not have blue eyes.
You got that right.

Hitler inherited armies that Bismark had established.
All the best Nazi generals cut their teeth in earlier conflicts.

That ship was ordored and named by Hitler you amerimutt faggot

Bismarck was a giant. Hitler would probably refuse to fight him, because he was one of his heroes.

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God dammit

>Otto
>penpusher who didn't really do anything out on the field
>Austrian mustache man
>decorated combat veteran who survived getting gassed

Hmmm...

Hitler had green eyes, dumbfuck.

Hitler was basically what any Jow Forumsack would turn into if given the opportunity and the power he had.

You mean in a fist fight? Have you ever seen people who are not experienced in fighting try to fight each other? The obvious answer is neither, they'd just make a fool of themselves.

>laughs in british

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Obviously Bismarck. The true Germany died in 1918. That's a blackpill for Germans.
Hitler just tried to reanimate its corpse.

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Merkel looks just like Bismarck if you squint.

any apax predator has light eyes, even when they are brown, they are very very light, almost yellow.

wolves, big cats, eagles, t-rex etc

deer, cows, pigs etc have hazel eyes

and with humans it turned out similar

>HMS Hood

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bismarck was 1.90 m tall, he was huge and built like a bull
hitler was short and relatively gracile compared to him

Hitler easily. Hitler earned commendations in battle while Bismark relied on his nobility.

Frederick > Bismarck > Merkel > Hitler

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fun fact: bismarck suffered from over 40 deseases simultaniously, while he coordinated germany across the continent.

he also disliked people for being stupid fags and loved nature.

teutonic order junker genes, 190 cm tall etc

im sure if he deemed it an intelligent cause he would have picked up muay thai, pankration and silat.

didn't he lost to a woman?

bismarck of course. hitler is overrated

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>Fritz
>Women

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Hitler won, ya silly kraut

No. We would turn into Kim. North Korea is run by a poltard neckbeard.

>Alfa Chad Bismarck vs. Cuck Hitler
Hmmmm...

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I don't think Bismark would have any understanding of panzer divisions. Hitler would win just by virtue of being born later.

Bismarck was cleverer, but Hitler had many people who would die for him personally.

Bismarck ez

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Bismarck all the way.
Blood and iron.