The One True Denomination

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Leave that cult, you are not saved brother.

Southern baptist are fucking retarded people.

THE JEWS ARE WAGING :

>CULTURAL
(socialism/communism/Anti-Westernism)
>RELIGIOUS
(Anti-Christianity/atheism/paganism)
>DEMOGRAPHIC
(tranyfaggotry/race mixing/ "childless" lifestyle)

W A R
A
R

ON US.

GET ARMED

Baptist girls are the most retarded girls in America, they're zealot bitches, don't fall for le based tradgirl, these bitches might be conservative and virgin but they're the most retarded and hysterical cunts you will find in America, also they love to suck black Christian cock

If you were truly faithful, then God would protect you from trials, just as he did the apostles in the book of acts.

Handle them cotton mouths, nigger

I live in Washington state so my reason is your map

because my penis is too big

> A faith invented to give nigger slaves some morals

Why would I?

No, Dixieland will be independent and Fascist.
For Jake Featherston!
For the Confederacy!

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Because the church is pretty cucked. Less than most others but still.

Because it's completely seperate from Catholic/Orthodox idolatry, and it's not a milquetoast cult like most schism Protestant branches.

Because they drink grape juice during communion and think dancing is the devil's work.

>Southern Baptist
>Letting a convention have a higher authority than your pastor
>Said convention forces you to adopt the CSB, a bible based off of Catholic manuscripts

Why would you even do this. It's like nu-Catholicism

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Check out Mere Christianity by c.s. Lewis then. He's a great writer and makes a strong argument for faith.

>and think dancing is the devil's work.
Implying

brainwashed crazies

I’m not a member of the Southern Baptist KEKS.
pulpitandpen.org/2018/09/20/sbc-executive-committee-shuts-down-free-speech-criticism-of-woke-leaders/

*Southern Baptist CVCKS

Me...

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Total immersion baptism being viewed as a requirement is retarded, especially give how many of them live up in the mountains and immerse in water that is essentially helf a step away from being ice.

What do you belong to then? It's the only acceptable (Well, the IB church is the one I believe to be the "most" correct, but there are none in my area) Protestant branch.

Because sex might lead to dancing, and dancing is sinful.

God made some of smart enough to leave snakes the fuck alone. But you do you.

kek

Southern Victory was shit desu

Post your favorite Christian songs Jow Forums. It can be any denomination

And am I born to die?
To lay this body down?
And must my trembling spirit fly
Into a world unknown,

A land of deepest shade,
Unpierced by human thought,
The dreary regions of the dead,
Where all things are forgot?

Soon as from earth I go,
What will become of me?
Eternal happiness or woe
Must then my portion be:

Waked by the trumpet's sound!
I from my grave shall rise,
And see the Judge, with glory crowned,
And see the flaming skies!

And see the Judge, with glory crowned,
And see the flaming skies!

youtube.com/watch?v=WO4XJA5kOCs

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>If you were truly faithful, then God would protect you from trials,

He did, He said unto me, "Lo, these snakes will kill your cracker ass, do not mess them about. As an example unto you, do not, no matter what some peckerwood preacher tells you, pick them up and wave them around in church because that would be fucking retarded and if you do that, and they smite you, blameth thyself, not Me."

Independent Baptist. I stand by it because it's always an all-or-nothing when planting a church. You're also the one calling the shots, not some decrepit old fart who thinks he can throw a 100g's here and there and puppet everyone around.

Because heretic protestants get the cross.
>pic related
Orthodox, pre Vatican 2 parish I attend, went to high mass and Marian men's group after, albeit there being 9 inches of snow. Quit being lazy. Any faggot can be a shitty baptist, you just show up and play in some water. Catholicism you have to earn it through classes and show you want to be there and participate. Proddies just like their virtue signaling

That's odd, oh well phone posting. Here it is this time

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All hail the power of Jesus' name!
Let angels prostrate fall.
Bring forth the royal diadem,
and crown Him Lord of all.
Bring forth the royal diadem,
and crown Him Lord of all!

O seed of Israel's chosen race
now ransomed from the fall,
hail Him who saves men by his grace,
and crown him Lord of all.
Hail Him who saves men by his grace,
and crown him Lord of all!

Let every tongue and every tribe
on this terrestrial ball
to Him all majesty ascribe,
and crown Him Lord of all.
To Him all majesty ascribe,
and crown Him Lord of all!

Oh, that with all the sacred throng
we at His feet may fall!
We'll join the everlasting song
and crown Him Lord of all.
We'll join the everlasting song
and crown Him Lord of all.

Do you like Hank Williams, friend?
Orthodox is far superior to Catholicism, and I really do find the Liturgy beguiling, but something never sits well with me... deep down it doesn't feel right.

Baptism is not even a requirement to be saved... how could Abraham have been saved if it was?

Because I know how to read.
T. Methodist

Veils and communion rails. Post mass before the acolytes put out the candles. Half the women no shit, kids too, headscarf or veil. It's very nice. And no faggoty homilies, very reverent and to the point, and no nonsense.
Find a pre Vatican 2 parish, or anywhere thru do Latin Mass, night and fucking day. Post Vatican 2 is for the cafeteria Catholics (mainly boomers and lazy catholics, I'm 32)

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Know what they did to the West

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>Do you like Hank Williams, friend?

ofc

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SBC is now controlled by a globalist called Greer. Stay away.

Catholics are more rational and enlightened. At least they believe in evolution.

What if we flipped the script on them and started calling them fundamentalists?

I was actually thinking Hank Sr, but he's good too.
youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI

It should make you uncomfortable because you're ns sinner and should feel bad for it. By sinning you're ignoring God's commands

Aren't they slaves to Zionism who cut their dicks to please their masters?

Show me where in the Bible where it says to portray Jesus on the cross.
There's nothing in the New Testament about cock cutting. Americans that do it are inculcated.

Because I'm a member of the Assemblies of God.

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How is that an argument to anything I said? Additionally, why are you faggots so against it? The only reason it's done is to make it more palatable to outsiders and the weak Christians who don't being made to feel uncomfortable. You very much so should feel uncomfortable when you look at the crucifix and realize that you squander the gift He gave you by offering himself up on that cross, you disengenuous proddy

I am

What makes me uncomfortable is believing that your portrayal of the Son is accurate.

You don't deserve that kind of woman because you're trash.

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>Southern Baptists

Gosh, I wonder who is (((behind))) (((this))) (((post)))...

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Because I'm part of the Lord's Church.

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>everything is satan
lmao

baptist church is fun af

sorry i dont like my christianity to be subverted by kikes and niggers be the poster child of it.

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same

Because Baptists in the South are huge degenerates. They go to church to find other people to use and manipulate for their personal business' why they "sin" all the time and ask forgiveness at the social networking club on Sunday.

Great pic.

Because they're zionists that cuck for niggers. Both of those things weren't true in the past. They've changed and not for the better.

Not enough fag and tranny hating OP, gotta be Russian Orthodox

>Letting a convention have a higher authority than your pastor
Any assembly of men like that gives way to corruption because men are corrupt.
Also, they kick your church out if you're rayciss.
>A Georgia church was expelled from the Southern Baptist Convention on Monday over charges of racism
>The reason for this action involved the church’s un-Christian attitudes and acts toward another associational church. These attitudes and acts were racially-motivated
religionnews.com/2018/06/11/georgia-church-expelled-from-southern-baptist-convention-over-racial-discrimination-charges/

They all worship at the feet of the whore of babylon now, trying to make this into a world with one race against the wishes of God who separated us.

>That's odd
Maybe there was a message there for you brainlet.

As somebody who actually lives in the south and is surrounded by southern baptists, they're all absolutely fucking retarded. More consistently stupid as a group than any other I can think of. I genuinely can't overstate this.
Any religion that sees thousands of years of building on scholarship and tradition as stupid and would rather wholesale invent a new interpretation themselves is dishonest and weak. The only flat earthers and young earth creationists I know are southern baptists.

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Thanks for creating hundreds of millions of race mixed spics south of the border and working with the jews to let them all in back in 65. The fruits of papery aren't bitter at all. No sir.

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>If you don't love retarded protestant nu-religion with the theological and philosophical rigor of an antidepressant advertisement the only other option js submitting your boipucci to the pope
Fuck off

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They spend half the sermon talking about local football games. they are idol worshipers and the most accomplished charlatans.

I see I hit a nerve. Shouldn't you be washing a nigger muslims feet right about now? Or maybe you already have and that's where you learned to be a lying sack of filth.
Catholics get the rope too.

This board really needs to stop playing the smug, ironic "If you tell me I'm retarded then u mad and I'm right xD" card