There are only ~75 Amazon warehouses in America

I don't think you know what anarchy means

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Please please PLEASE hire me CIA/FBI/GCGQ. I've literally got nothing to live for.
My anime reaction folder is big, trust me.

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Instead of going for the whole building, you should probably find some more vulnerable bottleneck. e.g. introduce shit tons of fleas to the break room or some other pests.

Please don't. My gf recently was employed there, and it's helping me to the point that I don't have to work a shit ton of overtime to have extra. I mean they do pay 15 an hour with no skill set. So instead of me making 27 dollars an hour, it's equivalent of me making 42 an hour. I have zero problems with amazon. Stop taking south park literally.

are you going to care about the sheckles when they put her in the wage cage?

You won't destroy their business. You'll just make them stronger by giving them insurance money and the opportunity to update their warehouses.
Just stop buying from Amazon.

t. Walmart

Wtf is wrong with Amazon? I buy all my shit from there, fuck you.

well the warehouses are as large as one million square feet, so it'll take more than a box of matches

you are ignorant scum then asshat. Remove your flag.

It's temporary, but it's taking a load off of me. This is so I do not have to kill myself at a job I absolutely hate.

I'm actually just writing a paper I'm not alphabet

Ignorant of what you retarded nigger? Of Amazon actually being a positive in my daily life by saving me a bunch of time waiting at queues with niggers bumping in me?

El stupido

I just got a warehouse built outside mine. Place is massive.

fucking glownigger

why would anyone want to do this anyway, you'd be hurting the manufacturers of the products they carry. what have they done to deserve destruction

Yeah be libertarian while a government operated postal service (the usps to be clear; since you're that dense) gives amazon subsidizes that make them LOSE money thanks to lobbyists with gives them an unfair and anti-freemarket to shit on everyone else simply cause they have the most money to bribe.

Did you not see the HQ2 search? Multiple cities on the shortlist were literally bending over backwards for amazon to come in.

Consumerist fuck, might as well change the flag to a chink one.

distribution is a middle man job.

Eat a dick commie bastard or are you a happy hanukah one?

FUCK YOU

Amazon is great and I'll keep buying from them.

You would need to do them all on the same night. No digital trail. No getaway cars. No talking afterwards.

Better bait than usual.
Leave out the part about the paper (I know it's a larp). At least ask Jow Forums for ideas next time

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It would be more better if you just burned down all the shareholders and exec personal assets and property.

Faggot

yeah I bet you love amazon 'basics' too you fucking drone.

You know why they call it 'basics'? Cause they use the data from their platform to see what third party products do well and undermine the people who got the sales in the first place and just shortcut a deal with the OEM with amazon branding. They are legit scumbags. Letting other people do the sales work then rape them in the end.

We can do this all day bucko, surprised amazon hired such a scrub to shitpost for them.

>no meme tabs

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Honestly?
The Virgin Amazon vs the Chad Aliexpress
Amazon (VIRGIN)
>liberal globalist piece of shit
>front page covered with mutts and mixed-race couples
>claims shipping is "free"; wants you to pay for prime at checkout or pay out the ass for shipping. Not free
>Prime membership costs are always inching higher and higher
>Subpar black friday deals
>overcharges for chink shit
>sells cia surveillance device (echo)

CHAD Aliexpress
>no mutts or niggers on front page, only aesthetic whites and asians
>way better prices
>shipping is often free and stays free
>delivery times getting faster by the day

that wouldn't do shit. OP is a fucking retard. you would literally have to have 25 mcveighs to put a dent in amazon

Yea, cause Amazon is the cause of our problems. Fuck off back to fag town commie.

Cuck

You would need a knowledge of security measures employed by each facility You would need 75 teams striking simultaneously to retain the advantage of surprise. You would need access to enough combustible material. You would need basic knowledge of the engineering and blueprints of each facility. You would need to gain each of these without gaining attention of Amazon or law enforcement.

And most of all you would need the will to act.

tieneman square

fu gong

quality of life

freedom.

ok mr.robot

One would imagine it would be quite difficult seeing as they are large stationary locations that are generally not open to the public. Assuming you're a skilled arsonist I would think after the first one or two all the added security attempting to stop the Amazon Arsonist would make further destruction extremity difficult to pull off.

The CEO of amazon glows in the dark. If you weren't on a list before this post, you are now.

>There are only ~3 politics imageboards that are popular in America.
>How hard would it theoretically and satirically be to honeypot all of them? I'm writing a paper on glowniggers, you see.

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I think the FBI knows about it's own threads

Seems like an easy way to maximize harm, in this purely hypothetical scenario, would be to do a wide-spread release of roaches in a complex, forcing it to be shut down and fumigated. RoachCrossing sells Blattella Germanica colony starters, 15 nymphs for $10.

A hundred bucks gets you 150 cockroaches.

this

you should know that in the court of law little half baked language tricks like these don't hold up at all

Protip: Hit their datacenters to bring down the gubbamint cloud

The Chinks did it in Mr. Robot, you can too!

Thanks for making me woke to that user, I will avoid those products in the future

Gathering massive amounts of manpower is neither easy or cheap.

>fundamental lack of understanding of what anarchy is

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check out happening in NJ with bear spray.

>burn
They're not made of wood. Most warehouses are metal and concrete.

East Indian trading company was a government created and protected monopoly. It wasn't an autonomous corporation acting on its own behalf.
Amazon is a government protected corporation acting on the behalf of the oligarch class. If corporations in america start hiring their own enforcement agencies then you have a bigger problem here.

Reported.

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Yes, I got my Kindle Oasis already, it's great. Btw I had to hire someone buy it for me from Germany because they didn't accepted my cards. Actually they didn't even shipped them in here. Lithium batteries, you know? Phone comes straight from Muricas Ammzzz though. It's greatest ePaper though, worth of what.. 400 euros (420$), all things combined. 32 Gigs. I got more books than my fucking local library. 0 costs. You don't like Amazon, user?

How to build hand grenades of Lithium batteries
Teach me Jow Forums

Should be pretty easy for you given how bright you glow

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Those data centers would be illegal though..

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So I know amazon is a shitty corporation that basically fucks with our government but is there really a alternative to order stuff online? I tend to order directly from retails websites if they have them however 80% of the time that isn’t the case.

Hello FBI

Fuck you, amazon is the only thing defeating Google.
If amazon is kill, Google is thrilled.

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The internet is cheap...

Amazon was likely started for the same reasons Facebook was.
Facebook was likely started and popularlized to make a registry of everyone someone was related to, worked with, and was friends with, as well as tracking hobbies and groups people followed etc.
Amazon can be used as a way to track what a person purchases, shops for, looks at, what music they listen to, what movies and TV they watch, what clothes they wear and what size those clothes are.
Amazon with the purchase of Whole Foods can now track what fresh food a person purchases.
Amazon was also looking to get into supplying prescription medication.

Or maybe they just wanted to make money and create internet shop with just warehouses because there's a good income/expenses ratio. And later they grew so fucking huge that they got politicized. Since, it's a small town out there, among giants.

We have internet medicine stores, they're good fucking business I've heard.

Uhhh why would you want to? Just make some campaign about a Robin Hood who wants some socialist uptopia, paint amazon as the arch enemy of this guy. Try and get it to go viral. Repackage it until it does. Then organize raids of amazon, encourage amazon employees to steal or leave gates and doors open. Subvert people, way easier and more successful than a head on conflict. Just make amazon the ‘bad guy’ and all these idealistic SJW retards will all want to be ‘on the right side of history’ and they’ll lie cheat and steal from amazon u til it has to retaliate. I mean someone should do it for the lulz if nothing else.

hey thanks for the map of known locations ya cuck.

> Amazon fulfillment centers are colossal. One warehouse in Baltimore covers one million square feet, or roughly 23 acres.

Burn it down, how firebug?

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If you started a fire on a kiva floor in an area crowded with pods, you'd probably do some serious damage to the merchandise, but the sprinklers would protect the building.

They drop ship from their warehouses. You could just be a reseller and pay them to hold your bombs for you.

What are the other two? ( American who wants glownigger light on him.)

hahahaha ok that's pretty great

>order a bunch of cheap Chinese ARM SBC’s with onboard battery charging
>sell at stupidly low price, like $1 with battery included
>ship bulk to Amazon so you can be “fulfilled by Amazon” even though you’re a private seller (this is allowed and encourcaged)
>set computer to short batteries as soon as they sense with Bluetooth and WiFi that they are in the Amazon facility and have stopped moving, so they burn themselves while resting before they are picked and shipped