TRUMP AND MUELLER

Can someone explain to me in a single Jow Forums post what exactly is going on with this Mueller probe and if Trump is likely to go to jail.

I work fucking 70hrs a week and I haven't had time to keep up with the msm shit show and now I don't know Jack shit and a few places are screaming Trump could actually go to jail.

What the hell is going on with all of this.

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Q predicted this.

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Left is butthurt
Muller is their OTC painkiller
They think it helps but are yearning for the real stuff
Trump will never see the inside of a cell
Same goes with Hillary

The entire charade is just a smokescreen for NPCs to distract from the fact that a sitting President used three letter agencies to spy on a political opponent. Truly disgusting.

Ok that's somewhat helpful but

What exactly are the left claiming Trump did and why do they think it's a crime.

All the variety of claims come down to Trump being in one way or another tied to Russia and Putin, and because of this Trump must be his puppet.

So the only thread right now is that cohen (one of trumps lawyers) -total scumbag cohen was butthurt he didnt have an actual gov. Position when trump won. Figured a way to make some money off his connection with potus. Potus needed to pay off the whores at this time as well (stormy..) cohen siphoned money from the campaign 35k at a time as a "retainer fee" he paid the whores with. So the only "real" thing they have on trump atm is the campaign finance "violations" cohen is facing just under 4 years in prison for that and other things.


On the flip side comeys testimony last week was pretty juicy. Republicans trying to get at the spark for the actual investigation and FISA warrants with the Steele document. Clear fuckery with FBI not verifying sources and subsources with a clear quid pro quo with Loretta fbi and hillary. Its all fucked.


Most of the crimes mueller have found happened after the investigation started with mostly "lying" to the investigation with regards to dates not being told properly. The 60m he recovered could have been recovered YEARS ago and is in no relation to Trump

They say he broke campaign finance laws when he told Cohen to pay Stormy Horseface hush money.
Of course, we have tape of trump telling him to do it legally and it’s just a fine.
I’m not sure why they keep saying it’s a felony. It’s not. And I’m not sure why they keep talking about russia. Im confused by this and I’ve been paying attention.
I know my lib friends think they got a major win with the latest muller releases, but I can’t figure out what makes them think that.

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If it feels like a win, it's a win. They don't care about the deets.

Well, no. I mean- I literally don’t see how they’d move forward with this. What’s the next step besides more ‘tick tick drumpf’ articles?

MUELLER WORKS FOR TRUMP

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Basically a bunch of shills know fuck all, but in their wageslave job as computer 'intelligence offers' (kek), they have been ordered to say 'Trump is going to jail...' probably over a 1,000 different times now, by their wealthy overlord who hates Trump.

In reality, they know fuck all.

t. Ignore their shit.

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Mueller has nothing, if Trump were guilty of anything the CIA would've sunsetted him a year ago.

He got caught fucking another women and tried to cover it up. I understand why DOJ might be interested in cover-up money, but isn't the president fucking another woman pretty much a tradition nowadays?

Theyve been trying to impeach or arrest him for 2 straight years, its nothing user

If you ask any leftist what Trump is "guilty" of they will fumble their words and not really give you a clear answer, then ask them where they heard all this and they will be forced to admit the news told them(to be angry).

Trump
>business guy who does illegal stuff because all rich people do illegal stuff and get away with it
Muller
>Intelligence community psycho on a single minded mission to take trump down because he's fucking with (((the plan)))

News TV man and funny British man told them that bad orange man has bad Russian man in his butt, and that good mueller man will save us all.

>What the hell is going on with all of this.
Nothing

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One more question who is stormy Daniels and did Trump really have an affair?

You can safely ignore politics and keep working.

>what exactly is going on with this Mueller probe

who fucking knows, most likely totally corrupt nonsense

>and if Trump is likely to go to jail.

thats never going to happen

>if Trump were guilty of anything the CIA would've sunsetted him a year ago.
Trump was on TV for 10 years and you think he's not doing the bidding of the agency?

>what exactly is going on with this Mueller probe and if Trump is likely to go to jail.
Dumbg has been in cahoots with russki vars since the 90's, after the banks no longer were will to bankroll his broke, joke "self-made billionaire" arse --
"We kept Donald Trump alive because he was worth more to us alive than dead."
- J.P.Morgan Chase

Now, Dumbf never anticipated actually winning the election (which, as we all know, he didn't -- rather, was installed by neo-con Zionists who smelt blood in the water), only to promote his name further (see: "Trump T.V. venture; two-years contract with his reality show that he signed in June of 2016 etc.; his mail order whore having a nervous breakdown on election night et. al) -- even if the Zionists that have groomed the unwitting halfwit for decades sensed some in the winds of change. As such, the clinical dotard never considered (*implying he considers anything... kek) his numbskull Mafioso life would be laid bare, were he to be elected; albeit, those who used his idiocy to dupe hick 'mutts, perhaps did--but gave no fucks for obvious reasons.

So, given the scrutiny his sham, loathsome life has been placed under since his installation, enough has been uncovered to send the geriatric gourmand to the gas chamber (literally!).

However, given the veritable kingship bestowed on the "Joffery Boratheon", and the powder keg state of a Zionist mutton and munitions factory in the throes of its downfall, they're reluctant to push for removal (*assuming redbloodlickers would cross the floor) until after he's voted out -- seeing as nothing much could be achieved by removing a lame dunce POTUS a few months earlier than he would go anyway.

tl;dr
>Dumbf is toast
>his businesses, family and life are toast
>only the Cpt. Muttica's shield protects him now
>...but Thanos's fist is about to lay waste to his ugly, dementia-afflicted face

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Nothing really. It's basically the Left's Q. Something to string them along and keep them looking forward to an eventual happening that never comes.

Okay, here is the fucking deal you retarded burger:

You are making oil again, so you don't need arabs anymore.
But the arabs gotta sell to someone, so in order to stop them to sell them to Russia, the CIA set up a plan to take it down.
That means the puppet in Ukraine.
Enter Trump: he noticed this shit, and he is trying to stop ww3.
Sure, he is trying to get a good deal for his country, but i bet that he would like to stop the war.
He tried to become president to stop this shit.
After the crash ( 6 years from now me thinks ), you burgers will have a choice: either you go commies, and in the end you balkanize, or you evolve, and make a new alliance in the Americas, and we all go into a cold war.
Americas vs Eurasia, figthing over Africa.

Choice will be yours.

Man, it's even starting to infect the tinfoil-hat-comic-relief NPCs.

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>After the crash ( 6 years from now me thinks )
You lost me there

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A pornstar who he pretty clearly did have sex with and paid off to keep quiet for $130,000. Another, Karen McDougal, cost him $150,000.
The guy is a slimy cheater, which makes it hilarious that evangelicals are retarded enough to tout him as God's chosen advocate for family values.
One allegation of many is that if he made these payments as part of his campaign, they were illegal. I dunno where to stand on that.

pornstar who now has to pay his legal fees, got divorced and is still having to strip for any income....yeah she really had a leg to stand on. Oh and she was branded most likely by NXIVM. Top it off with her lawyer now getting divorced and now getting fucked for not paying his child support as well as lying with his spook agent client about false rape claims.

Good bait though.

Mmmmh.
So maybe closer?
Dunno. I mean, could be, i am unsure on the timing, but the choice will be there, i am fairly sure.

>critical thought devoid shills

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Are you saying a professional lawyer good enough at his job to make a career out of shuffling money for billionaires plead guilty to crimes that never happened?
I'm not saying either pornstar is trustworthy, but if you think Trump is, you've been conned.

>Trump is likely to go to jail.
No. You know how politicians say retarded shit to look cool on air but don't mean any of it? That's the Mueller investigation in a nut shell it's fucking nothing. The most nothing of nothings imaginable.

Very soon, next year soon. If we make it out of 2019 without a crash it is simply because we are being kept afloat. But you are correct, it will be an all out war for all land near or on the equator, it will soon be the bread basket of the world in terms of agriculture.
It was never who is trustworthy, it was who was the least shitty of the candidates and trump wins by default. I would not be surprised to find out Avenatti works for trump at this point, he has been doing extremely stupid shit and the timing of their divorces coincided nicely with their referring/court cases, probably so their spouse could not testify is my guess

muller is a clown and a criminal