What kind of books should kids be reading ?

What kind of books should kids be reading ?

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non-fiction.

Kids should be outside climbing trees and building mud forts

/thred

Roald Dahl

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Army training manuals, popular mechanics, and outdoor survival. While being taught math, chemestry and the trades.

in Africa perhaps

The good doctor

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Since widespread literacy came about as a result of the Puritans teaching their children to read so they could read scripture, the Holy Bible
Either Geneva or KJV translation

Quran and Hadith

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>dad, why does muhammad wanna fuck little girls?

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My Pet Goat

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because they haven't been corrupted by Western "values"

I read the book of 3 and other fantasy novels and now I work at a immigration law firm and make money destroying STEM salaries by scamming the govt to grant more H1 visas. kids should enjoy good fiction :) math is for peons

And then read the Iliad when they come inside.

>but dad how are you so sure?

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>but dad, if 'western' values come from christianity which originated in jerusalem, why do you call it western?

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red and basedpilled, I remember his books were wholesome

>dad are you gonna fuck an underage like muhammad?

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Hater has two mommies

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Yes, because christians outside Europe have the exact same values...

Oliver Twist, Treasure Island, Gulliver's travels you know the classics.

yea that when they are much younger

when they get older

Lot's of mainstream gender identity books.

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Based and czerwony pilled

and when I say older I mean anywhere from 8 to 14 when they start at 7 you should read it to them and explain words they don't understand and by the time they are 14 they should just be reading em by themselves at this age they should start to move on to philosophy and science or psychology essentially find a proper interest and around around 16 to 18 start reading literary masterpieces like donkey xote.

Gullivers Travels involves giant women using the protagonist as a dildo. You've never read this book, or you've read the children's version. kys you illiterate parrot

>only one page
>one page of genitalia

I have read it moron that's why I said you read it to them or by the time they are 14 they are fucking old enough to know what a dildo is anyway.

>Age 5: Traditional North-European Tales
>Age 10-13: Tolkien
>Age 15-18: Poe, Beaudlaire, Plato+Classics
>Age 18+: Nietzsche


Coming from literally a genius

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>15-18: Poe, Beaudlaire, Plato+Classics

what the fuck classics and poems should be 7 to 14 at 7 you read it to them and when they are 14 or near they should be able to read em.

Unless you're an aristocrat from the 1800s I doubt you have enough knowledge of Ancient Greek to read the Classics at that age.
>inb4 he assumed they should be read in English

>I doubt you have enough knowledge of Ancient Greek to read the Classics at that age.

I read Plato at 15 besides when I say classics I mean kids classics like

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oh fuck no Had to read that when I was in yr 8 it was a fucking 8 yr olds book the literary style was pathetic and besides wasn't even a good story in general.

You're fucking retarded, mate.

The Hobbit. Children must know early that although orcs can walk, talk, and kill things they are not human and there truly is no place for them in the world

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Penthouse Forum letters.

You're over the age of 45, aren't you?

They were in the attic, next to the guns

NO

Tucker Carlson mangas

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