I want to start a business that fucks over leftists

Nigger what are you 12 year olds just figuring this out. All dead end bullshit leftist crap is just some dick selling a product.

You can sell an overpriced fucking pink hat with ears just by calling it a pussy hat fighting for women's rights. This shit could not be simpler.

>steal literally any fucking buzzword
>attach to generic item
>hire a merchandising firm
>promote your new autistic creation on social media
>??????
>PROFIT

I plan on doing this after finishing trade school and getting my electricians license. Who wants a sawn off double barrel 8 gauge? :D

Fpbp

Or by making a red maga hat in China and selling it to brainlets. Same thing. You've already been fooled, fool

Yeah that too. Trump wasn't actually expecting to get elected it was just a publicity stunt to sell hats.

I dont donate to campaigns or buy things from campaigns

Just saying, we're all just a bunch of consuming idiots. Right or left. Capitalism will get ya, and there's no escape. We're all fucked.

Sell buttplugs to faggot leftists.
>Dox them all.

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Buy a plot of land and sell extra produce to pay the property tax and utilities.

This. Pussyhat ornaments, faggy t shirts, gender neutral baby clothes. Don’t donate though use it to secure your future, reinvest it or buy guns

I sell overpriced shirts, accesories and shit with slogans "Fuck Trump" or "Proud SJW" or "I

Pawnbroker or payday loans. Keep them on their knees.

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Makes sense.
Build a college, call it "The Intersextional College of World Citizens", only teach "oppressed-noun" studies classes, get Jow Forums to be the gays, /cgl/ and /lit/ for Women's Studies, Jow Forums and Argentinian Jow Forums for Black studies, /b/ for everything else, tell them all to use sarcasm as much as possible, charge a premium for having authentic real world professors teaching.
Pocket the money and walk away clean.

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I want everyone to see all the scheming here and realize this is how the elites view you.

I like your fat camp idea. But make it a body positive fat camp that teaches how to make delish fatty foods. Then they die faster.

ITT: Jow Forumsacks discuss different ways of being Jews.

oy vey goys stop exploiting idiots, only jews are allowed to do that.

Make fucking rubber band bracelets that say Hillary 2020 and sell them for $10

Create an all-carb miracle diet trend

Kek this is diabolical

Call it "Treat yourself" to appeal to their selfish child minds.

Anything vegan. Make some cheap overpriced thing that has zero animal products.

Do it lads. Become the next Urban Outfitters(no joke)

>Urban Outfitters put itself in the bad graces of Jewish groups in April 2012, after selling a T-shirt with a six-pointed star badge that, to some eyes, looks eerily like the Star of David patch Jews were forced to wear in Nazi Germany, leading up to and during the Holocaust. The $100 yellow T-shirt, from Danish designer Wood Wood, "represents a new low" for Urban Outfitters, said the Anti-Defamation League's Philadelphia director, Barry Morrison. The symbolism is "extremely distasteful and offensive," and the group is "outraged that your company would make this product available to your customers."

google.com/amp/s/theweek.com/articles-amp/480961/15-urban-outfitters-controversies

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>A shirt with a Palestinian youth carrying an AK-47 assault rifle over the word "Victimized" riled up the Jewish community in 2008. "Of course this T-shirt is supporting terrorism," said fashion designer Leah Weiss, quoted in Haaretz. "I will never shop there again." Urban Outfitters pulled the shirt, but it already had a rocky relationship with Jews after selling a 2004 T-shirt with the words "Everybody Loves a Jewish Girl" surrounded by dollar signs and shopping bags. "If Urban Outfitters is good at something, it is getting publicity," said Ami Cohen, an American Apparel employee in Tel Aviv. "This company has a history of coming into conflict with Jews."

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You should always be ready to die, coward. Test yourself, you might rise to the occasion. It’s time then, just do it, commit to your honor and go to glory. Kill yourself. It is the only thing you can do.

Make ovens and oven accessories. I hear they're gonna be real hot in a few years.

>In 2003, Urban Outfitters angered the African-American community with a Monopoly knockoff called Ghettopoly, featuring properties like "Cheap Trick Avenue" and "Smitty's XXX Peep Show," and "Hustle" bonus cards like: "You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50." Black clergy called for a boycott. "There's no way that game could be taken in any way other than that this man had racist intent in marketing it," said the Rev. Glenn Wilson in Philadelphia. That man, creator David Chang, disagreed. "It draws on stereotypes not as a means to degrade, but as a medium to bring together in laughter," Chang said. "If we can't laugh at ourselves... we'll continue to live in blame and bitterness."

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What's wrong being a jew? What are you a nazi?