What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said or done with you?

i fingered her while she was on her period, and then she sucked on my finger right after. degrading women is awesome

Sad fren

>black men cuckold fetish
>canadian flag
it's almost like tautology now isn't it

>Hopefully it’ll stay up this time
fuck off, totally of topic.

Marry me.

Got shitty drunk with this girl I met on Tinder and we fucked on my living couch. After nutting the fattest load in her pussy I went to take a piss. Came back into my living room with my German Shepherd licking the oozing cum out of her pussy and she motioned me over so she could suck my dick while my Shepherd got her off. Easily the weirdest experience I've ever had, not my proudest but damn it was hot.

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Either
>You're ugly!
or
>Get your arm off me!

I stick to anime and video games these days.

sage

not political.

Dumping a shit while i was shaving.
I puked on her.

Buts guaranteed to be a popular thread if left up. This is what Jow Forumsasks want

I got a blowjob on her first night over when I kidnapped her. We have been in relationship since.

>brown eyes

One of the many things you guys ruined for me, women with brown eyes are now instantly unattractive to me

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"Fuck me like my daddy fucked me."

Girl put on a dog collar and leash had me choke her and fuck her from behind while pulling on the leash.

Another girl had me slap the shit out of her face and tits while fucking her hard. Then she wanted to be choked as well. Had to remind myself to not go too hard so I wouldn't get accused of rape or something. But I made her ass black and blue.

Millenial chicks are fucked up.

Sage
>where are the fucking jannies? Do your job.

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Can't be cucked if no one ever loved you in the first place

married me.

I knew she always had a rape fantasy so I raped my ex. She never reported it.

Ass fucked a chick on her mum's bed once.

>Hopefully it’ll stay up this time

This isn't relevant, go to /b/ faggot.

Find a latina.

How was she during the act

OP's image has the color adjusted and is still too low resolution to tell.

slide thread sageo

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No way your BMI ain't high as fuck

I had a girlfriend in high school that thought the only way to keep a man happy was to keep his balls empty. Literally got my dick sucked every day for over a year.

Chick was blowing me, then sucked my nuts, then went lower and ended up rimming me. Kind of shocked me at first but after like 10 seconds i got use to it, good stuff. Want to try anal some day but am disgusted by the thought of putting my willy in the hershey highway, but the psychological side of it makes it real appealing. Maybe will just stick to porn for that one though...

you must of felt like shit ejaculating that often

This website has gone to absolute shit, my god. I miss 2012.

>rimming me

wtf I don't understand this shit you are being fucked by a chick, why would it even feel nice it's ur ass.

Wife and i always had kinky sex she was always sub and i dominant. She asked if we could switch roles and it actually went better than expected.

How old are you?

It became this Pavlov thing, where after school let out I would start getting a hard-on because she always sucked me off when I took her home.

Looks hazel, that gets a pass

Why would I do that? They have mud eyes guaranteed

It was odd but i got into it because of how degrading it was. The other guy was right, millennial chicks are fucked up

24

that still doesn't explain why you would let a girl dominate you and eat your fucking ass.

1. It's reversing the universal roles.

2. It would't even feel nice.

3. Ur gay and a kinky degenerate.

went down on her during her period
rimming and anal fingering (given and received both)
fucked her ass and came inside, she was bleeding after

>It was odd but i got into it because of how degrading it was

what the fuck is it about being degraded as a man is attractive to you.

Wrong user

She was licking my ass, it was an ugly spot for her not me

your pretty gay user, pls just tell me why do you like to be fucked by women?

>what the fuck is it about being degraded as a man is attractive to you

He has issues with his mother that we will never understand so it's pointless to think about it

Not all of them. Those Brazilian qt 3.14's and chicks from argentina are nice. Might make you change your mind considering how much they wanna fatten you up staying filled with cum to keep them happy all the time.

one time while having sex a girl stuck her pinky in my ass without asking. technically it was rape since I didn't consent to a phallic shaped object penetrating an orifice on my body.

Started to ass fuck this girl. Asked for lube. She says, "No, just fuck me."
I'm fucking her ass. She bites my finger really hard. "Ow, bitch" then hit her in the back of her head. She screams, "YES!" So I slapped her face a few times for the rest of the time.
Another girl sat in her bathtub and told me to piss all over her. She pissed all over herself while holding my dick. Was kinda hot.

I went out with this girl who was about about a 5 out of 10. She might have been higher objectively speaking but my standards are pretty high, so I tend to rank girls lower, IDK.

Anyway I don't have a specific line in mind but I'll never forget the first date I got her back to my place and had a couple drinks and in like no time flat she was on the floor at my feet begging me to fuck her. She was just like "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE FUCK ME. PLEAEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEASE FUCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEE"

I always remember that cuz I am a pretty sexually puritanical person, and the girlfriends I have had are pretty much the same as me in that regards. So I don't hear a lot of dirty talk with girls I've been with. That was funny though. I also didn't fuck her. I sent her on her way the next day, talked to her a couple times afterward but only as a friend and then we went our separate ways. Nothing against her, but IDK, many women are majorly messed up.

Goddamn aussie, you literally replied to the wrong user you cunt. Stop sniffing petrol

it's ugly for both your degrading yourself by acting like a woman and getting kinky.

Fucken degenerate I just can't understand anything sexually attractive about anything with the anus the weirdest I have gotten was just a rough fuck.

This

hard cowgirl, dick slips out, straight into poopchute, kept going

growing me for 9 months i guess

Maybe it won't stay up because this is a politics board not a retard board

Fuck off to /b/ douche nozzle.

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What happened to the dog you fucking leaf

My girl helped my pull the engine out of my jeep and rebuild my transmission with me.
When we got done, we shagged like minxes in the outdoor jacuzzi during this weeks snowfall.

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hopefully you'll get banned this time

not as good it might seem from porn user. the pussy is warmer and wetter.

No I didn't your the one that said having a girl eat your ass is normal.

>I just can't understand anything sexually attractive about anything with the anus

I'm not a believer in "mental illness" and think most of it is bullshit, but there has to be something deeply wrong with you to be sexually into objectively disgusting things , ie homosexuality as well

one of my ex-girlfriends told me she wanted to peg me, but i have no interest in that.

Follow the comment chain you dumb abbo.

You guys have some tame experiences. lol

Like i said, shocking, but you get used to it. Wouldnt knock it before trying it i was in the same boat as you before that happened

Thanks bud i figured. A bit surprised though i thought that hotbox would be hotter than pussy

Told me to fetch my gun while playing with her pussy... I said erm.. fuck that it'll get sloppy. Guns before hoes

Sage

Any and all.

Only morons fuck in a jacuzzi. Enjoy her staph infection.

that trigger discipline though

you ever get a rimjob buddy?

Went on a date with an attractive woman, went to a nice restaurant, nice evening with her, we went back to my place, we started fucking, i went for the ol' lickaroo and her ass smelt like literal poo, she said she thought i'd like it. She didn't go to the toilet even once during the whole evening so she must have let the smell from yesterday maybe. Wtf man.

We’ll share your extreme ones

i was sexually assaulted by a customer at work the other day i was stocking shelves when she walked up looking for something so i stepped aside and she put her hand on my back and said "ITS OK HONEY" i felt so violated
why do women think they can touch you without consent ?

>I'm not a believer in "mental illness" and think most of it is bullshit

I'm sorry I do not mean to offend but can you please expand and or explain this statement?

>ut there has to be something deeply wrong with you to be sexually into objectively disgusting things , ie homosexuality as well

I think all men have the potential to train themselves to be into something disgusting but if you naturally are into these things or more easily get into really weird kinks there is something wrong with you.

That's not a surrogate user. That's cucking your wife. Good luck though

I just did you amerifart

I got a handy once while I played with her tits.

That's about it.

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move this shit to /bant

>Just race mix with a literal race of goblins, goy.

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>Like i said, shocking, but you get used to it. Wouldnt knock it before trying it i was in the same boat as you before that happened

Well it's your ass though it's degenerate even if it feels good, is it sexual or just a massage?

either way it is gay

A mutt ate it

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how is your mom btw?

I did.
Nothing wrong with what you guys are sharing. Most of them just sound like a normal average fuck sessions to me.

You obviously didn't. Looks like those kangaroo aids have finally got to your brain, user. That's what you get for getting gay rimjobs from abbos in the outback.

t. Muhammad

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One time I sat on my hand until it fell asleep but instead of giving myself a stranger I held my other hand just to know what it would feel like.

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And you’re about to doom your marriage.

>I'm sorry I do not mean to offend but can you please expand and or explain this statement?

Depression, ADD/ADHD, personality disorders, anxiety disorders, mood disorders, etc... it's a bunch of shit, the person is just weak or inept in some way. It's an exercise in futility trying to diagnose it like there is just something magically wrong with them. They just need to stop being a faggot.

Schizophrenia or something like that where they are completely insane, that's different.

>You obviously didn't. Looks like those kangaroo aids have finally got to your brain, user. That's what you get for getting gay rimjobs from abbos in the outback.

Look you retard my entire points have been saying why as a man if you get rimjobs that gay stop sucking indian dick and follow the chain.

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