I fucked a dead body once

I fucked a dead body once

Ama

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do you work in DC?

have you ever fucked a live one?

were you the first

Heh funny question. Cant answer

No

Greentext it

Ok now this is epic

Out of passion or desperation?
How old was it before it died?
How long had it been dead?
Where'd you come?

Is that you?

Thats impressive and extremely disgusting

How rotten was it?

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Tell me everything
green text it plz

Listen to the doctor. Also image the urinary infection holy shit it hurts just thinking about it

Is this you?

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Was it worth it though?

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Hey there podesta, well the big one would be why?

Was it at least still warm and did they have nice feet?

My brother and father took round together pleasuring our selves with a dead baby in El Salvador. I was young and have changed my ways since immigrating to America and converting to mormonism though.

>I fucked a dead body once

No you didn't.

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Fake and gay

I don't think we're getting answers.

Me too friend. They were all warm though.

Alright this is actually fucking weirder than the gif of the guy taking a dildo in his dick

Why'd you stop at only once?

Are you the guy who lives in tornado alley?

Not him but it's surprisingly common. The trick is to tie her hands so she can't claw you, and hold her throat while you fuck her so she can't scream. Then when you're done, just bury her in the woods, and no-one will ever know.

>t. Mohammed

How the fuck is he going to get the worm back out? Isn't this causing some fucked up disease if this thing stays in his bladder and dies there? I REALLY need some scientific explanation right NOW.

Flag checks out Hassan.

What a fucking degenerate

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>post pepe image
>calls other people "degenerates"

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yeah, me too. this shit made me squirm more than the worm.

>same dick worm liberal slidefag as before
You've got a lot of free time tonight, Schlomo, no foreskins to eat this evening?

the guy that posts shadman would know best

(You)

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I didn't know worms like onions.

>be leaf
>calls other people "degenerates"

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This, OP should see the medic or lose the dic

>be pseudo frenchfag
>develop a third dialect of french for no other reason than being a massive cuck

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So you're still a virgin

How do you get them out? Don't they just die in there?

There goes my No Fap streak

Frogposting is the antidote of degeneracy

Frogposting is the cornerstone of being a no social skills autist.

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My thoughts exactly.
Well he is from Alabama.

SPBP

>Like a clockwork

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The topics of this thread is not related to politics.

I-Is this a girl? If it is, may I please receive some sauce?

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>cant assimilate
Who would want to assimilate a festering wound.

>no tits
>bulge
Yeah it's totally a fuckn girl

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Corpse in pooper or gtfo

>Be filthy squarehead
>Think you are entitled to exist
>Think I care what you think about the master race dialect
Go Trudeau go

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Trudeau is your leader. Sounds like you need more cultural enrichment

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LARP detected.
As the child died outside hospital there would be a corners investigation. the jizz would be sampled, scumbag nonce would be hunted.
If it were true we have his town. Unless he’s behind 7 proxies he’s traceable.
Or maybe the nonce wants catching.

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Yeah about that, they're not staying here

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>fucking dead things
Do you happen to frequent the Jow Forums board? You'll fit right in.

Why not wash the worms off in water before sticking them in your dick?

Cheg stole some trips
what a rotten way to go

WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT TURN ME ON SO MUCH?

Worms need dirt to be able to move
Learn nature, amerimutt
A pic 4 u

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Don't be so mean Canada, some girls have small boobs and a puffy vulva.

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What series of events leads a man into being such a dirty grimy nigger?

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>I fucked a dead body once
Are you from Iowa and was it a nun?

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Don't see how that's related to small boobs & puffy vulva, but hey

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You are a pedophile

Jesus leaf go suck a dog or something, you're so pent up.

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>I fucked a dead body once

Was this before or after you performed the autopsy?

You do know if you get caught you'll get arrested and likely convicted and will never work in your trade ever again, right?

>Listen to the doctor. Also image the urinary infection holy shit it hurts just thinking about it

He's ded you big dummy.