Right-Wing Vs. Left-Wing Conspiracy Theories

Left-Wing Conspiracy Theories: Wealthy defense contractors fund warmongering politicians so that they have a better chance of getting elected. Whenever there is war, defense contractors profit from weapon sales. All of this can be explained by simply following the money.

Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories: The Jews want to promote homosexuality and race mixing because … reasons.

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Shove a torah up your ass

Christians also believe in the Torah though. It's contained within the New Testament.

How does it feel to know that your conspiracy theories make no sense?

No motive = No sense

I meant to say Old Testament. My mistake.

don't forget they hate whitey so much that they are trying to eliminate the white race from the west

What reason do they have to hate white people?

OKAY CLYDE

because whitey made all the good stuffs and they're jealous and jewish, what else is there to say?

If Jews are so wealthy and powerful, why would they be fucking jealous of whites?

Find me a single person who thinks the Jews aren’t pro war profiteers.

shut up kike bitch you have no right to make me contradict myself

Both the old and the New Testament paint a a clear picture of Jews:
Lying nation wreckers who would even betray a literal revealed god in an instant for little reason more than hubris and greed.

Noam Chomsky is Jewish and he's one of the most anti-war people ever.

>a small number of generational billionaires who happen to be jewish would never work together to work in amassing more wealth and power
>The teachings and philosophy of the Talmud which dominated jewish culture for 2,000 years in no way could actually impact modern jewish culture
Brainlet.

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>Lying nation wreckers

Yeah, because they were the ones who exterminated the nations of North America. Oh … wait.

>who would even betray a literal revealed god in an instant for little reason more than hubris and greed.

Then why did they create the religion of Judaism in the first place?

>a small number of generational billionaires who happen to be jewish would never work together to work in amassing more wealth and power

Doesn't the government have laws to prevent monopolies though?

>The teachings and philosophy of the Talmud which dominated jewish culture for 2,000 years in no way could actually impact modern jewish culture

Since when are gentile billionaires any better?

Chomnigger realized that being a fucking theoretical grammarian wasn't going to make him rich and famous so he did it the easy way repackaging Marxism and selling it to gullible college kids with no life experience, he also bitches about Palestinians because that gets him invited to do UN speeches and sheeeeeit.

He's worthless. He doesn't actually care about helping anyone just wants to keep banging those dumb college sluts who think he is somehow someone of value to humanity

Only nation ever established in My borders is going strong.

>Then why did they create the religion of Judaism in the first place?
They didn’t.

>both of those things are true

the real question is what is worse?

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>Doesn't the government have laws to prevent monopolies though?
Oh yeah, I guess we have nothing to worry about then, good call. Billionaires would never be able to exercise any influence over the government after all.

>Since when are gentile billionaires any better?
What does this have to do with the Talmud shaping Jewish culture for MOST jews even if they never open a book of the talmud they exist in a culture shaped by its beliefs and teachings which make Mein Kampf good.

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explain the USS liberty then

Left-wing conspiracy theories:

- Men conspired to deprive women of power and indoctrinated them with feminine, submissive stereotypes

- Russia is behind literally all nativist, nationalist or anti-globalist sentiments in the West

this is true. the moral foundation is one that encourages abuse of "non chosen"

>Assuming that Chomsky's primary goal was making money.

Chomsky is smart enough to know that the easiest way to make money in America is to spew propaganda for one of the two major political parties. He just choses not to because he prefers telling the truth.

>so he did it the easy way

What he does isn't easy.

>repackaging Marxism and selling it to gullible college kids with no life experience

This literally makes no sense because Chomsky speaks about modern American foreign policy and other stuff that didn't exist in Marx's time.

>he also bitches about Palestinians because that gets him invited to do UN speeches and sheeeeeit.

… or because so many of them have been unjustly killed.

>He's worthless. He doesn't actually care about helping anyone just wants to keep banging those dumb college sluts who think he is somehow someone of value to humanity

This might be projection, given that this site is full of losers who express their insecurity in the form of sadism.

>Only nation ever established in My borders is going strong.

The Native Americans had nations. Who do you think built those massive burial mounds in the American southeast?

>They didn’t.

Alright. You prefer to replace real history with your own version. Got it.

>the real question is what is worse?

One leads to the death of innocent people. The other makes some sexually insecure manchildren feel uncomfortable.

No contest.

Left and right dichotomy is just a ruse to get people fight each other. Technically both could work together,

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>Who do you think built those massive burial mounds in the American southeast?
not the cahokians. they said as much

>Implying that the Talmud is worse than the Bible.

They are equally fucked-up.

>What does this have to do with the Talmud shaping Jewish culture for MOST jews even if they never open a book of the talmud they exist in a culture shaped by its beliefs and teachings which make Mein Kampf good.

I dunno man. I've been around Jews before. They're usually nice people.

There are some modern Jewish groups that interpret the Talmud literally, but they are hated by the larger Jewish community. Look at the JDL, for example.

Ummm … Israel blew up an American vessel.

America has done worse several times.

>Russia is behind literally all nativist, nationalist or anti-globalist sentiments in the West

This one is actually more popular among centrist Clintonites.

then it isnt a conspiracy theory

>this is true. the moral foundation is one that encourages abuse of "non chosen"

And yet gentiles also do this … all the time.

What reason does a scorpion have to sting?
Fucking retard