Why do normies like coffee so much? No seriously, think about it, I can't be the only one who has noticed this. It usually tastes like shit unless you put a ton of sugar in it, it messes your stomach AND your sleep, but yet there's such a strong culture around it. Why is it that most numales like it? Do people actually think coffee tastes good or are they just pretending?
And there's a whole industry to it: coffee shops, coffee tables, coffee table books, etc. This doesn't happen with any other drink in the world, what gives, Jow Forums?
Caffeine is bad. It is the first step toward turning into a robot.
Bentley Bennett
>This doesn't happen with any other drink in the world, what gives, Jow Forums? fuck off cunt, the same shit exists for tea
Oliver Long
>coffee tastes like shit unless you put (((sugar))) in it only a britposter could be this much of a complete homo
Jordan Mitchell
I started drinking coffee 5 years ago. Hated the shit my whole life. Now, I don't go a day without it. Even if it's decaf I feel like I "need" it. I do Keto diet so I don't use sugar. It's not the sugar.
brb gotta go refill my cup.
Josiah Wright
Also, coffee is more an American thing. We're slammed with the coffee Jew imagery since childhood. It's literally everywhere.
Jacob Howard
Have you never had a nice cappucino my dude Does England even have coffee culture or is it like the mutts where it's burnt beans and sugar syrup?
Nolan Perry
Pretty sure this is a copypasta. I must've seen the phrase >It usually tastes like shit unless you put a ton of sugar in it, it messes your stomach AND your sleep at least a dozen times written in that exact same way. Nobody unironically has that opinion anyway so I'm actually fairly certain I'm right, here.
Coffee (as with all things) is good in moderation. Also this isn't political you toothless tea-nigger.
William Taylor
Whatever, just drink what you want.
Carson Hughes
Because modern wageslave jobs force us into an abnormal sleep schedule and long daily workings with no breaks or naps and the only way we can cope is with drugs.
Jordan Martinez
When I finished college last year every single female would study endlessly powerpoint slides on their laptops consuming nothing but coffee and cakes from starcucks. This epidemic has to stop somehow.
Henry Sanchez
>And there's a whole industry to it ... this doesn't happen with any other drink in the world, what gives, Jow Forums?
What are teahouses? What are pubs and breweries? What are winebars and wineries? What were soda fountains, or milk bars?
Coffee is great.
Blake Williams
Some time back maybe 2 years ago, I was an office temp at this job having my breakfast in the break-room Some ugly roastie was going on to me about coffee I said > I completely agree with you, if I don't have my morning heroin shots I'm literally not the same person This chick I was banging from HR told me that afternoon that the roastie filed a complaint, but its ok because Im Chad and everyone just laughed it off
Tea is superior in every way. This includes all varieties.
Jordan Powell
caffeine is terrible for you, much worse than they want people to know. however one cup of coffee isnt a big deal, though probably not good first thing in the morning. espresso is like what coffee is actually supposed to be, the coffee that fuels america is watered down shit that everyone drinks a fuckton of every morning. like seriously start paying attention to the thermoses and mugs people have in the morning, its like a liter of the shit. and thats not even getting into the frappe and other shit people drink thats 90 percent sugar and dairy. One thing ill give the fucked up pedophile british is that tea is a shitload healthier and more fulfilling than coffee. its insane how bad caffeine is though. hard to explain, start paying attention. if you drink a lot of caffeine lay off it for awhile and then pour what used to be a regular cup and see how you feel if you dont believe me. not to mention the crash is almost as bad as cocaine
Jace Ross
based binland
Xavier Thompson
I drink coffee mainly because I like the taste of coffee and a warm cup in the morning is comfy af. I limit myself to just the one cup a day though and I use stevia instead of sugar.
Chase Morris
Coffee is the ultimate NPC drink. They see everyone around them drinking coffee, so they follow the herd even though the coffee might actually worsen their well being.
>Do people actually think coffee tastes good or are they just pretending? It can but mostly tastes like shit in our country, that's why they put in so much sugar.
Drink a double espresso in italy or spain and it makes you realise how poor quality ours is.
Jaxon Brooks
I have no a idea, but brainwashing must be a part of it, because I have had encounters where people got genuinely angry when I told them that I don't drink coffee.
Cameron Watson
i feel you it gets me too but that "cozy" feeling is more from indulging the habit than the substance itself. its the same warm fuzzy feeling a dopehead gets shooting up or a boozer gets on that first swig of whiskey
Nolan Diaz
I drink coffee because I cant drink beer all day.
Jayden Foster
There are better ways to get that.
Liam Allen
Caffeine is useless. That shit makes me sleepy.
Christian Gonzalez
if you didnt have to snort or smoke cocaine it wouldnt be as damaging as caffeine
Yes everything is the jew. If only you picked up being successful from the jews....
Nathan Rogers
I'm about the furthest away from an addict as a person can get. I rarely drink, I don't smoke, and I've never done anything but smoke weed twice in my teens. I'm doesn't bother me at all if I happen to skip my daily cup for any reason (like running late for work).
Andrew Martin
Ahmed, drinking coffee is normal part of western culture, you should already know this by living in the highest per capita coffee consuming country in the world.
Try yerba mate. It's an aquired taste, but I like it with a bit of honey.
Jeremiah Morris
>Why do normies like coffee so much?
just fuck off. you know the world isnt seperated into normies and non normies right? Im sick of incels like you
Charles Evans
coffee is not good for your gut and pooping often is not good that means you are not digesting your food just wasting it by shitting out it out
Robert Richardson
Because people like substances of all types.
Landon Myers
damn maybe you should try some drugs, you might come off as less of a faggot
Luis Nelson
This seems right, I drink 8 cups a day.
Ryan Wilson
Coffee is an addictive substance, I've seen people literally go apeshit without their fix: we were on a road trip and the day was about to be ruined for me because I was driving and didn't want to stop to fuel their mindless addiction.
It was actually kinda creepy and scary.
That said, I've been a NEET for the past couple of months and got on the coffee kick because I lost all control and have no passion for life. Feels comfy
if you want to be productive during the day, get up early, but also have a social life in the evenings, coffee is a very useful tool to make that possible. of course it comes with its costs, as it just postpones the symptoms of the underlying sleep deprivation and makes them even worse once you're off the caffeine for a few days, but handled responsibly it is still very useful.
Levi Clark
Caffeine is an addictive drug that boosts the productivity of workers and can be charged as a luxury. Where's the fucking mystery user?
Lmfao perfect. the most cucked out countries on planet earth drink the shit like it comes out of the well
Tyler Carter
You have to be 18 to post here
Christian Myers
Dude I shit 45 times a day drinking coffee is this bad???????
Michael Morris
>doesn't drink coffee >thinks it makes you a superman Nice standards, loser. What else makes you the pinnacle of humanity, not dragging your feet, standing up straight? Kys manlet.
Dylan Jackson
They used to be like it with tea but I think they realised that has associations with colonialism or some such.
Luis Butler
There are studies that show coffee and red wine are both good for the beneficial bacteria in your gut.
Jason Russell
You can’t handle a cup of coffee ? Lol
James Scott
Spoken like a true normie.
Joseph Murphy
>based retard telling me about wrestling vs >intolerable faggot asking me if i played the new smash
