AUS/POL/ TUESDAY EDITION #3

Evening lads.

>China's thirst for baby formula creating problems for Australian shoppers and staff
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-11/abc-investigation-uncovers-chinese-baby-formula-shoppers/10594400

>WA doctor lost in jungle on Christmas Island survived by drinking cave water
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-11/wa-doctor-lost-in-jungle-on-christmas-island/10607014

>Shock property market data released today bucks the recent trend of dire predictions
news.com.au/finance/economy/shock-property-market-data-released-today-bucks-the-recent-trend-of-dire-predictions/news-story/e737e15771171de17c8c0006fba184d6

>United Nations adopts migration policy, despite Australian and US withdrawal
sbs.com.au/news/united-nations-adopts-migration-policy-despite-australian-and-us-withdrawal

>Australia ranks well in global health, despite cancer and obesity alarm bells
theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/dec/11/australia-global-health-indicators-cancer-obesity

>Australian skipper Tim Paine backs Mitchell Starc against India in Perth after first Test loss
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-11/tim-paine-backs-mitchell-starc-against-india-in-perth/10603346

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thank you based ausfag

where is the chilly bin bro?

need a job lads, melbourne. can anybody help?

>tfw Hiroshima wants you to buy a Jow Forums pass or no posting threads

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im sure your local mcdonalds is hiring

melbourne is lost

finally got it god damn my internet is slower than the average greens voter

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pretty soon it's going to be like escape from NY

first for Mick Molloy's awesome tits.

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So Zoomies are you enjoying your school holidays?
Why is your generation so based and redpilled but the 18-25 year olds are all fuckwits?

Same and I also live in this hole. There's a lot of Christmas casual positions opening up, surely we'll get one of them.

no its not. just avoid cbd and nig suburbs
not that desperate yet

Fuck off we're full

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kek I work for woolies and they just cut all the casuals shifts to save wages

only incel faggets post here; non-autists hang out in /ausneets/ on infinitychan

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>avoid nig suburbs
so it is lost after all

The only correct vote is a penis drawing.

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its like that all over the western world moron. don't you have no go coconut zones?

Time to don the yellow vest

i avoid auckland, because of the coconut population

poo posting board

decent enough if you need welfare advice, I guess

i'm not casual but they make me wear a yellow vest if I am in the stock room or take a pallet on the floor

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Dickheads like you are why everything goes down in flames and we eventually have to move.

how do you get the job?

Was counting votes for this year's vic election and we only got 1 or 2 penis votes, quite disappointing.

would you?

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Pretty sure that is you lot.
This is going to be a long christmas holiday this year isn't it?

Just, no.

Wouldn't even give her a punishment rape.

I got it before applying on the internet was a thing. most of the new hires are through nepotism. you apply online but the management can ask HR to assign a person to their store

Bet her piss flaps are sticky in a bad way.

Only if she has a feminine penis

looks like my uncle barry if he tever urned tranny

/aus/ was better. Less of a hugbox. Lefty subversion at it's finest.

*ever turned tranny

What can be done to rid vic of the nigger curse they have upon them

Fake as shit.

violence is the only solution

convince them to immigrate to some country that gives out more gibs me dat

But she has great clown makeup on. Surely she's as "good" without no makeup on, amirite?

'Stacia to be the new queen of /auspol/

Cronulla 2.0 - The niggers invade

Did you see the worship of fascist state power on ABC24 tonight?

Nope... Do elaborate...

Economy collapse. Think about it we all could crash the economy by breaking the banks . How would we do that anons? We start a mass movement of White's borrow a million bucks each buy guns ammo long life food gold ECT then just declare bankruptcy. Image this on a large scale. Fuck the system remember wwjd what would Jews do.

>Surely she's as "good" with no makeup on
Only with a paper bag over her head or the lights off.

waiting for the day

saw part of an interview where some ex pig was talking about how grannies gave him biscuits to thank him for standing up to the 'rednecks.' No mention of the lebbo rape gangs that triggered the whole thing.

Anything else to it?

>watching tele after 2007
Kevin 07 sold Australian TV to kikes in America.
What you think it is a coincidence that Australia only makes home and away and neighbours anymore?
Why isn't blinky bill on TV instead of American trash?
hmmmmmm

Final solution

Break the banks? Start lynching bankers, I guess.

Then we all jump on the dole wwjd

>1999
>Friday night Lesbian Erotica on SBS at 7:30

The good ole days.

I got cancer. Any other Aussies with cancer here?

Of the anus?
Shoulda never let all them niggers thrash out your pooper

What kind?

aw shit user, what kind?

It is fucking sad that no one even questioned it they just accepted that TV in Australia now means American scripted reality shows and brainwashing childrens cartoons.

We steal from the banks. We stock pile our goods. We wait. Wwjd

Slip slop slap m8 they say it for a reason.

Well to be fair Australian TV was fucking awful
>Mcleods Daughters was a thing for like 10 years

We should learn bush survival skills

who watches tv anymore?

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They can just print more money. We use a fractional reserve system here. As long as they have one dollar, they can lend 10, which gets deposited in another bank, see? It's just a marker.

Only thing you can do is kill bankers. Kill the institution that way.

Nut, but it got really bad. Probably the worst case of a nut cancer that was detected early. Due to my boomer urologist who sent an important letter to the wrong address

Inspector Rex was based and redpilled. I especially like the episode where the degenerate kills all his degenerate group sex partners because he thinks they gave him HIV, only for Moser to catch him and reveal he doesn't have HIV, they just fucked up the test.

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At least it's not anything you need!

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Time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

boomers

You're late.

We love boomers now.

People in their mid 40's and older. Also plenty of people just flick the tv on for pets when they're out.

I'm hearing you user but if we took enough of their money that wouldn't ever be paid back would that not cause inflation?

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Still got one, or are you join the latest fashion craze sweeping the globe today? Lop your cock off as well, I mean.

>home and away and neighbours anymore?
They used to be on UK TV, for years and years.
Also the kids show round the twist where they live in the lighthouse and paranormal and shit happens.
>HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS
>DON'T LET ME GO
>I WANT TO STAY FOREVER

Slip, slop, slap, your nuts.

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

how does that hurt the bankers though? they have other assets. real shit like property. how you gonna pry their fingers off that?

i'm going round the twist

Or the eventual kidney I lost to surgeries. Or use of my butthole. Arsehole shutting is gross though.

Got one, looks like a tennis ball in a sock

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>wwjd
they'd just keep jewing, so we need to jew harder boys - no fucking non white chicks, buy a commdore or falcon and call in sick to work.

workers comp is a better version of the dole apparently.

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Could be worse.

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Maybe we are the real boomers?

he likes playing ball

Great stuff

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see post above

which makes her perfect candidate as new queen on /auspol/

Back in my day

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Oi pedo poster

FUCKING STOP GETTING THESE TOWERS RANGEBANNED
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I will find you and i will skin you alive and wear your skin then masturbate with your penis sleeve while you watch.

Damn I remember her

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Used to. He as some turbosperg who's dad died and left him an inheritance. So he flew to San Fransisco, became a big gay bodybuilder and sex slave to some Mexican dude. Injected sillicone in his balls and went into toxic shock. Left the remainder of his money to the giant mexican faggot.

His family were pissed. But the local news were all "hey, look at this ranga faggot with massive balls" and not "hey, this mexican faggot got a guy to kill himself so he could get his money."

I'd be mad. But he was a literal giant faggot. Beat the odds. Normally they die from AIDS.

Lads what is the name of the song that goes -

Baby your so sexy
Youll always be my valentine
Lets get together something something
Somebody's thinking
Of you
Oooooooh I sure miss you

I totally feel like a boomer now

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Fuck las thread moved fast
Where's some nice places north of bris around Sunshine Coast where I'm looking at moving
Already been through Maleny but haven't gone further north than Gympie

I thought he live in Oregon. I just think its hilarious some faggot injected shit into his balls and died