Be American

Just wrap it up with a stick and down some cough syrup.

I genuinely laughed.

Yea our huge central government made laws to artificially increase the price of medicine and medical care to enshrine “insurance” as equivalent to care.

I was hospitalized for hypotension for 2 days and it cost 10K. I believe it.

>be streetshitter memeflaggot

>be australian
>get shot
>government says it doesnt count as a shooting
>0 shooting in australia since 1989

I went to the ER when I was in college cause I thought I had appendicitis. Pain was so bad, I was in the fetal position and had cold sweats. Ended up being related to a benign, genetic digestive tract issue. Anyway, the bill was $8000 because that was my deductible since I could only afford garbage tier coverage.

>be european
>think an arm break requires a trip to the ER

no wonder you cant comprehend why giving the state full control over healthcare is a shit idea

>be american
>leave tip

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a sling costs about 8 dollars at the local flu shot enticement center

see, our government does it right.

>it's another "seething sudacas and Europeans obsess with America" episode

>arm break
You're not an American

>be american
>be obese

That looks comfortable.

>Have socialized medicine
>Break and arm
>Wait 3 months for your first appointment
>Wait another 14 months to have your arm set to find it is no longer possible
>Wait another 3 months for an appointment to have it reassessed
>Repeat until death panel rules you are old and no longer need your arms

>Straw
>man

>Break and arm

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>the need for basic medical treatment for an injury or sickness is in every way equivalent to the desire for a luxury vehicle
so this is the brain power of mutts!

lol okay. please tell me what a norwegian thinks an american calls an arm break

More like
>be european
>break an arm
>the doctors notice I'm white and throw me out on the street
>muslim man who comes in for a cold takes my place in the hospital

armfelstopfer is the german word. not sure how it goes in norway

You want luxury medical care you get a luxury bill. There are cheaper hospitals, but Americans want the option of having the best not just commie block chop shops for free.

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I broke my arm a few years back. I think I had a $30 copay.

>is cool with a somalian surgeoun

>be yuropoor
>say nigger
>go to jail

Thanks for the info, Virgin-man!

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NIGGER!!!

yup, still not in jail.

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>Have no niggers
>Brag about having low crime rates

>be in x country with nationalized healthcare
>break kneecap
>have to wait years just to get the opportunity to even have it replaced, if its botched you need to wait all over again
The removal of healthcare in the states would actually solve the issue, since the majority of costs come from red tape and jews leeching the fuck out of the fact that they know that everyone is going tonhave healthcare, and thus they can afford to have a 50k debt from surgery.

the problem begins when the difference between luxury and basic is not just about comfort but about efficiency of treatment (which obviously affects survival rates as well). not dying to some random illness should not be regarded as a luxury. i think if there were no africans in your country you would agree.

What else are you going to die from? What the hell is wrong with you?
>living forever is not a luxury

they dont bust shoplifters running out the door with 5 dollars worth of snacks once. they save the tapes.

let me rephrase it.
Not dying when you could have survived with better treatment should not be regarded as a luxury.

What if a mental tranny hacks them down with an axe?

>Be UN
>Have impotent military arm
>Send them to shit holes to shore up UN demands
>Have them get shot

That's the same thing you idort

you clearly have no comprehension of how the US healthcare system works, but why should i expect anything different than a kraut running his mouth arrogantly about shit he doesnt understand

So food, housing, healthcare and entertainment should all be free?

Thank God I don't live anywhere near modern Germany.

>Ewwwww, gross! It's time to get rid of all that extra, useless skin. It's time for your circumcision, user.

>This is America. All males have to be circumcised. If you don't, you're discriminating between yourself and the Jewish community. Discrimination falls under hate speech laws so if you refuse this procedure, we'll have to call the cops. You'll go to prison for anti-semitism and the prison doctors will probably end up performing the procedure on you there anyway (for prison health and safety), so it's best to not make a fuss and just get it done here this afternoon.

>Oh don't be scared, sweetie. It's a totally painless procedure, and wait til you experience all the health benefits! Plus the ladies like it better. Your sex life is about to improve a lot, trust us. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Those silly European doctors all have anti-semitic bias. Europe currently has an epidemic of male urinary tract infections - something the biased 'lame stream media' won't tell you. Plus they can't even afford to do this procedure on a wide enough scale because their healthcare is dead broke - soshalism doesn't work. We have the best healthcare system in the world. By the way the total cost will be six gorrilion dollars, plus taxes (the taxes go to Israel), plus a 'tip'....heh heh. Our system says your insurance that you pay $500 a month for won't cover this procedure so you're going to have to pay out of pocket. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diner's Club, UnionPay, JCB and Discover.

>Ok! Here's your gown, take the second right down the hallway and get changed. The nurses will prep you. We'll begin the procedure by standing for the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag (of Israel) and by saluting Our Beautiful President, The God Empress of the United States, our first Jewish president, Ivanka M. Trump!

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>>call 911
>>cops show up
>>cops shoot you again to make sure you're not a threat
topkek

i'm glad the yanks can at least laugh at themselves, even while drowning in blood

i don't and never claimed i did. i certainly don't care enough about it to invest even a second of my time to research it.

it absolutely isn't.
the first formulation covers even those cases where one dies of an illness that could not have been medically treated anyway, as you pointed out, virtually demanding immortality, whereas the second formulation doesn't.

Wow

Came here to post this.

kek

cool lol thanks for letting everyone know you are indeed as ignorant as you seem. ill be sure to read your posts

How about not being a fucking imbecile and getting yourself hurt?

It's too bad we have to buy reading insurance here instead of having the government read it for us.

Oh wait, I forgot about the NSA.

This

while that doesn't follow from my post at all, you're not wrong.
a basic income sufficient to cover food and housing expenses should be provided to anyone, yes. that is how we handle it here. i strongly prefer it to the sights i saw in your country, of widespread homelessness and poverty out in the open. even the richest should not want to live in such conditions, if they want to spend any amount of time in public spaces.

My city doesn’t even have functioning hospitals so you better have cash to pay a clinic.

50k ER visit, uninsured. Not even touching it, wasn't my fault, wasn't even voluntarily admitted. Credit rating going up regardless. Get fucked, soon-to-collapse medical industry.

Where does this money come from? Do you tax people for sitting around the house?

THOSE FUCKERS TOOK MY TIP FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I really feel fucking bad for you guys. I kind of lucked out. I'm white Hispanic so I have bright eyes and anglo skin and also foreskin.

what are you talking about?

The income. Where does the income come from?
>what are you talking about?
Jesus Christ, even the memes are free in Germoney, apparently.

Fucking kek. No replies because Jow Forums is mostly stupid yanks.

I wonder where you niggers live because nobody I know has insurance & even cracking your fucking skull open doesn't cost more than 6k to fix & even then the hospital will put you on it's own in house insurance & payment plan that significantly reduces the amount owed as long as you make on time payments. I don't live in a Leftist utopia where the state runs everything so that's a factor but Jesus that's insane. There's more privately hospitals where I live than I can count & they're all "super hospitals" by Canadian standards, at least what I saw in Canada a few years ago.

>oh good some random spic feels bad
>fixed!
It already feels bad enough on its own. There's no sense in you feeling bad on top of it.

>nobody I know has insurance
Trailer park?

A friend of mine once got his skull cracked open. Bill was about $100k, but he qualified for some sort of federal assistance and they made it go away.

ahahaha eat my big uncut dick you flayed mutt

hes asking you about some point youre trying to make idiot. Apparently you cant even manage explaining something you typed five minutes ago lol. Go suck on a kielbasa, kraut

protip: the better your insurance, the more likely you're going to get the organs they harvest because they're looking at which insurance will pay top dollar for them

>The income. Where does the income come from?
75% of the state budget come from wage tax and sales tax

But you just indicated a wage isn't necessary. So the basic income provided by the state pays for itself by taxing it when it's spent?

'round and 'round she goes
where she stops nobody knows!

neocon zoomer yanks

>DRUMPF america

>go to work
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get shot
>stay in your house
>get shot

>be yuropoor
>wagecuck in gross-net earnings delta of effective 60%
>can't opt out of state pension ponzi
>can't opt out of state healthcare ponzi
>have non-urgent medical condition
>die before his turn comes or die due to subpar treatment
thank god for black economy
fuck you statist faggots

My brother fainted at work, went to the hospital just to make sure he was okay, they did an MRI, and he got a bill in the mail a couple weeks later for $6,500. Ended up having to pay it out of pocket.

>be a liberal
>get hanged soon

I can confirm it, a hypotension just flew over my house.

Where are these so called cheaper hospitals? My area only has one in a population of 100k. And if you’re in need of urgent care, such as cardiac arrest, you’re not going to have the luxury of chosibg what hospital you’re sent to. Are you gonna tell the ambulance driver, as you’re clutching your chest and gasping for breath, to go to the cheaper hospital 15 minutes out of the way?

im sorry for your loss
don't lose your mind over it as well
the way they managed to do it is through ignorance

they tricked your parents, and your parents had no way of knowing it shouldn't be done. propaganda, but also lack of internet. don't hate your parents.

the way to prevent this happening now is to spread the knowledge of it. spread it far and wide so that THEY can't trick other parents any more.

but kys if you support Drumpf. Not only is he super cosy with and protective of THEM, he also undid Obama's net neutrality rules (one of the few good things Obama did). Trump is making it so (((Verizon))) can throttle or even hide information like this from us.

MRIs take a lot of time to schedule in. They would have just done a C/T scan, which is more like a few hundred bux.

He should also ask for a copy of the scan, which they'll provide, so he can see what his own brain looks like.

That's insane, even when Obamacare raped insurance across the board our hospitals still were cheaper to just sign a payment contract with than to get insurance. I should've probably noted that everyone I know dropped their insurance after Obamacare because their plans were utterly destroyed & priced so high that it was cheaper to just pay the fine. At least where I live, Obamacare made it so you could either be upper / middle class or lower / just middle class with insurance that still had high deductibles & made you pay for stupid shit you'd never use.

Sometimes it's completely out of your control unless you stay inside four walls all day, every day.

if im in cardiac arrest im going to be thankful some emt saved my life, not bitching about the fucking bill

the way I see it is your medical insurance providers got in bed with the government, making it a raw deal for plebs, much like waiting lists are in socialist healthcare systems

everybody sleeps with gubby

>But you just indicated a wage isn't necessary.
you are making no sense whatsoever. while it is true a wage is not necessary here in order to afford basic housing and food, as i explained to you, most people choose to work regular jobs, for which they earn remuneration from their employers, which in turn is taxed, and the thus generated income to the government is distributed to those who (claim to) need it. is there anything else you feel confused about?

He was already poor, so he didn't really lose anything over it. Instead, he gained a metal plate in his head. But, you know, if you think about it, a whole team of people just fixed a cracked skull when normally you'd pretty well die from that. That can't really be free all the time.

You gotta shop around mate. Bargain with the emts if you have too. Never pay full price and all that.

I feel confused about why this is necessary if most people choose to work regular jobs in the first place. Is it to pay for all the imported niggers?

>cardiac arrest
>go to hospital
>T-Thank you doct-
>Here’s your bill
>200k
>instant heart attack
You’ll be both thankful and broke.

gubby delenda est then

You seriously have no idea what you're talking about.

This is why you're healthcare is so damn expensive. CT/MRI is not necessary for simply fainting.

>shoot your dog while they're at it