How can I tell if a girl is mirin?

You can be like me where you have an ego so in need of affirmation that you develop 360 degree supersonic mirin sensors over the course of your life that you can sense a girl glance from across the supermarket. Then once you achieve this power you can never use it for anything beyond taking a mental inventory of girls mirin and remember them as you're trying to fall asleep alone.

kek

I never assume anyone is mirin'.

I'm having trouble ignoring all the hair twirling, neck touching, and smiling.

If she looks at you like this.

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The key to chad mentality.

The biggest sure fire mire is if she touches you. So get close to her so she can

Girls will never touch guys they're not into. But they will be polite and smile to guys they don't like, to be confused with a mire

This is probably the best way of approaching it. Definitely not for the faint of heart.

You have to check your 'human interaction tips & tricks' manual.

A girl in the library that glances in my direction from time to time positioned herself right in front of me when we were waiting in the area right before the restroom (there are only 2 toilets and they're for men and women). Made eyecontact for maybe a sec but she turned her eyes away

Nervousness or disgust? Honestly, the latter would surprise me since there was kind of a line outside of that designated waiting room for the toilet but she skipped that line to lean in on the wall opposed to the wall where I was leaning into.

Bro 99% of the time it's never disgust. I think you have low self esteem I'm serious.

When girls are disgusted with you they get as far away as possible. Think about how you would react with a smelly bum on a train

>I think you have low self esteem I'm serious.

I guess it shifts from time to time. When I see a girl I always assume from the beginning that she's kinda into me

Idk, I can "feel" when i'm being mired. Like my cut is going well and my face is looking good and I'm nice and tan and when I went to the grocery store this morning I just felt the eyes all over me. People are way nicer to you, stare, etc.

What bf% bro?

What do I do for females?

Remember faggot.

1 glance is purely informational. 2nd glance is concidental, 3rd glance is a pattern and has intent. Any following actions taken from the 3rd glance that aligns her to be able to look at you more, is an expressed interest in the subject; you.

>skipped the line to lean in on the wall closest to where you were at

She's mirin' hard, but the vast majority of girls (simply due to societal conditioning) are taught to expect that YOU will make the first move. Unless you're basically Adonis even when clothed, in which case they'll make the first move.

If the situation repeats, and there's not a line of people within sight, walk over. If she's sitting down, pull up the chair on the other side, sit down and say "Hi, "; and stick out your hand in a casual shake. If she reciprocates the hi with a nice smile, says her name and does the casual shake back, she's interested.

Then you can follow up with one of two things: "I saw you looking my way" or "I saw you checking me out"; use either depending on your confidence with women, and close it out with "how about we get out of here and get to know each other over some coffee?"

If she doesn't reciprocate, then you can say "I saw you looking my way, something wrong?" If she says no, then: "Gotcha, sorry to interrupt your reading; have a good one." Get up and walk away.

And if she regrets saying no, the ball'll be in her court to reach out and reinitiate. But your part of the dance is done. Don't look back, don't second guess, go back to your book or go to the checkout line, checkout your books and leave.

Don't forget, you're in a library; you want to keep things: simple, polite, and clean. Avoid creating a scene or drawing attention to yourself, most people are there to read, relax, and enjoy a quiet atmosphere. If you're trying to pick up a chick who keeps glancing at you, follow the rules of the setting or fuck off.

This is literally the best mindset to have if you can pull it off. Always assume attraction, but don't act creepy about it.

Grab her by the pussy

literal chad

smile

>afraid to make eye contact with strangers
>will never know if i get mires

thank you, based chad

tip your fedora

Thanks I guess.
It's a floor in the library designed for students so there are 300 people there studying everyday.

>Then you can follow up with one of two things: "I saw you looking my way" or "I saw you checking me out"; use either depending on your confidence with women, and close it out with "how about we get out of here and get to know each other over some coffee?"

Wouldn't it be better to close in with humour rather than this bold statement

Agreed. My good-looking manlet friend usually jokingly asks "is there something on my face?" if he catches a qt mirin' him. The guy must be some magician because the girl always gets flustered/spills spaghetti

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delet this

slap her calves

this really works.

Can I subscribe to your articles?

try this

youtube.com/watch?v=dE6uTSrOKqU

This honestly is the best advice. Approach women like they are already attracted to you and shit becomes super easy

Honestly, if you want to be a true chad. Let them approach. Assume they all want you and let them approach and be so confident in yourself and your abilities that they rightfully should be the ones approaching.

it's Jow Forums so you are probably posting this as a joke but holy fucking shit, there's nothing that makes me feel cringe like these videos. just when I start to think it is okay to approach women I think about people like this, and remember the world would be better off if men stayed away from women forever. the look on his face alone makes me think new wave feminism is completely right.

and I typed this whole comment before even watching the video, the dialogue/strategy is just so over the top stupid I cannot handle it.

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this will not work for 99.9% of the male population. and if it does/is working, then said subject would not need any advice or direction, since women would already be approaching him.

you are

i'm 6'3 with a good face and i am talented at my interests and skilled at shit. it already kind of works for me. girls do approach me.

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Burn... beautiful paragraph there, I'm miring.

It's hard for me because I have liberty spikes, so most of the time they're probably looking at that.

You just have to be assertive and confident. Don't even be nice to them.

>it already kind of works
>kind of
>some girls approach you
>implying it's impossible you are 99.9th percentile
so, I'm not wrong?

unless you are a legit 9.5/10 this will not work.

girls have come on to me first. im not saying every women ive met has. just some have

Be white and go to Asia. You will experience it all the time.

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>tfw approached last week
>tfw have to paste meme arrows because keyboard has none unless i change the layout

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touching for all sorts of dumb reasons, "haha you spilled a tiny speck on your pecs, better let you notice be having my hand on it"

No. Because I don't post them anywhere but at this Tibetian brass bowl making forum.

>holds door for me
>looks up, gets a good look
>literally see her change from frown to smiling

fuggg missed my opportunity yesterday

>at gym
>see regular from afar and wave to him
>between us is girl who im pretty sure has a crush on me
>she fucking waves back at me lmao
>feel awkward as shit and try to balance eye contact between the two of them so shit doesn't get awkward

wow so this is the power of female spaghetti

worst part is, it still feels like youre the one spaghetting. empathy is some fuckshit desu

and where the heck is that?

>not asking them "u mirin?"
Literally no one is making it here

the most important thing is that SHE has to look first

also anyone else have the feeling that only halfway attractive women are mirin? I rarely noticed ugly women checking me out and now I'm not sure if those other women were actually mirin or i'm just autistic...

Do people talk and flirt in public, where there are other people around that might be listening or watching? Like women at the gym or store are able to be approached?

What the fuck, I just want to go and get my groceries/workout in, who has time or energy to chat with women in a situation like that.

Give me one anecdote of getting a woman's phone number in the grocery store. Did you ask her recommendation on what brand of pasta to get?

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Yes they do. How else would you meet women outside of bars or the internet .

the dog park

please help, wondering the same, i get the feeling that everyone wants to do their chores without being approached. i do not want to go to scummy bars.

damn r u me?

That's only in romantic comedies

then please spell it out for me. i am having a hard time imagining this scenario outside of a movie unless the male is a famous actor.

"hey I love that brand of pasta"
"lol me too"
(both people go on about thier business)

at what point is a phone number exchanged? or even names?

bookstore

You have to have confidence and make interesting conversation while flirting.

>then please spell it out for me.

There is nothing to spell out. You have to become comfortable talking to women.

i can see getting there if two people have seen each other multiple times at dodgeball or something. but it's statistically unlikely that a potential future wife is going to appear at a coffee shop multiple times in my life. so how does one transform such a brief encounter into something that demonstrates a trustworthy person deserving of another conversation?

Unfortunately the only way to get good at this is to try, and that means a LOT of horribly embarassing awkward situations that will make you feel like shit.

ok, so you can't provide one example dialogue, fictional or otherwise. proving my point that this is not realistic.

i had all these signs with a girl in my lab and when i finally asked her out she said she was busy

It's not easy. You will crash and burn more times than you will be successful.

Yea it sucks. I don't even have the desire to approach women anymore. Not like I was very good at to begin with.

How do you minimize spaghetti when you fail?

I think its pretty important to not get hung up on the awkward moments. They happen all the time. If you clam up and get weird when it happens you'll crash and burn. However, If you laugh it off and comment how its kind of awkward, chances are she'll do the same if she likes you.

Those are mandatory in high school did you skip that day like a fag?

not sure

fooking chad man, awesome. AWESOME.

kek & checked

strike that grocery store or coffee shop off the list of places you will ever return

A girl was looking at me with her friends last week and I thought she was making fun of me but late that day she add me in facebook and we started talking.
Some of my friends used to say I was ugly all the time it destroyed my confidence even if some girl say something good about me I can't believe it.

Its more luck than anything. I have had girls give me their number/leave it on my vehicle. I could have not been there at that time or been a few minutes later. its just luck. No one ever got pussy by sitting at home.

you can tell its mirin if they're significantly uglier than you and look away when you catch them, you know, like you do with hot girlz

i think youre cute :)

you can't get pussy by not doing anything unless it's tinder/grindr

i dropped out before 8th grade idk what you're talking about

>I saw you checking me out
you absolute autist.
if you point these things out you take plausible deniability from them and make them view you as an uncomfortable person to be around.

Question. People talking about shit like touching, hair twirling, smiling, etc. Does that only happen with people you already know or out in bars in shit? I have only seen the hair twirling a few times and the last time I saw it was like 1.5 years ago and before I could approach her, she walked away fast, so don't know if she was mirin or if she was nervous and got the hell out. I may catch glances here and there, but they are never smiling really, just blank faced or something.

she was foreign, always said your

Based ugly bro

ANTS
IN MY MY PANTS

No, that is literally completely autistic and normal people never even try it. Going to bars and clubs to "slay" is also fucking autistic. Normal people meet girls through social circle.