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no news fuck off

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Brexit canceled.

'ello brits, i love you

Any reports from "friends of" Brady are rubbish. He has the letters. He's simply helping her save face by not being ousted when out of the country.

Hows your trip to the job centre been english cunts?

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henlo pasta fren

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Struggling to find work, lads. Been roofing for 4 months and it's gone quiet. I can see the door of the warehouses opening up to swallow me again. Just need to make it to January but....

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>tfw 48 letters STILL haven't been reached
What does she have to fucking do?

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He was also the guy who advised her to pull the vote and fuck off to Europe. Huge thinkles.

JOBSEEKAAH

noice

What evidence is there of that?

He won't announce it while she's out of the country silly.

Irn bru factory took on three new staff?

Scotland is a shithole m9.

no

He's helping her save face. Fucking hell. Makes it look like she's exhausting all options. The two aren't mutually exclusive

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Join us again. Will make the border far more aesthetic.

This happens every year and every year everyone falls for it.
These are temporary Christmas jobs. They'll be gone in two months or less.

Aye.

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I swear to Christ I'm listening to the audio and I have to ask lads is there a woman crying in the fucking commons? What a disgrace also hang Anna Soubry

Honestly if I was May I'd have just went to the vote and resigned as the Speaker announced the results. Get a nice holiday and get a cushy retirement job.

lol

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kek what

again?

Absolutely worthless poll.

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UNLOCK MY ACCOUNT AMAZON YOU CUNTS

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Wahey lads the day of the rope is upon us!

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WHO GETS IN FIRST, THE TORY LETTERS OR LABOUR'S NO CONFIDENCE MOTION

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wos it locked for lad

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Euro nutter collared - check his hard drive.

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have you got your comfy Retro Knight hoodies lads

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I guarantee you he's a pedo

Might be a shithole but its an EMPLOYABLE SHITHOLE

UK, Independent poll:

European Union membership referendum

Scenario: Remain vs. Leave

Remain: 100% (+100%)
Leave: 0% (-0%)

(0% undecided not included)

Fieldwork: 10-11 December 2018
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>check his hard drive
kek

Fuckin love this

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post songs about being alpha/not giving a fuck lads. i need motivation
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they found the chat logs

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>Went to Aberdeen hospital recently
>Taxpayer funded employee there to work the parking ticket machine that's designed to be used by the driver
>SCOTLAND UNEMPLOYMENT AT ALL TIME LOW!

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gay

>Sample: Stop Brexit Man

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SHHHHIIIIITTTTEEE

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Ya think ya was talking to Anti brexit actvist Madelnia Kay?

YA WAS TALKING TO ME YOU FOOKING REMAINER NONCECASE

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I'll be moving to croydon: how fucked am i chaps

they're on sale on atm £13, just ordered one

lads is it gay to spend a few seconds doing some flexes and looking at your muscles when you get out of the shower?
I like to recreate old classical greek statues with my knob flopping around gesturing into the distance.
Im not gay though

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#benniesgang

based and redpilled

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There will soon be a total corporate monopoly on information if the system isn't stopped. Google, YouTube, Twitter and other online corporations will all be the primary source of information and they will all be ruthlessly expunged of problematic information, new and old, once and for all when the technology to do so is reached.

There was no single day when all places to legally hitch your horse was gone from a city and soon there will be no legal, normal way of obtaining information without the internet, it will fade away and be replaced. Your ancestors will be totally controlled, free to know and consume all he wants because he won't be able to comprehend anything else. Anything Googles owners don't want them to know will not exist.

no you

Not gay
asking this question is pretty gay

oh no what have i done?

*BRAAAAAAAAP* AHHHOY BOY! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SHOWED UP EARLY TO WORK TODAY. *BRAAAAAFFFFFFFFFGHHHHHHHHHHHHH* I HAD A HUGE THANKSGIVING FEAST YESTERDAY AND ME REAR IS WRECKING HAVOC! *BRAAP* IT'S SO STINKY! *BRAAAAAFFFFFF* OHHHHHH SHIT, ME BOY, WE'RE EXPECTING THE HEALTH INSPECTOR TODAY AND HE WON'T PASS US WITH THIS AWFUL SMELLY SMELL TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE KRUSTY KRAB. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* YOU HAVE TO SNIFF IT ALL UP LAD! IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPGHHHH*
OHHHHHHHH *Dolphin noise* YEAH! PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST THAT BRAPPER AND SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFP* IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO JUST CUT LOOSE ALL THESE STINKY GASSES INTO YOUR NOSTRILS LAD. YEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEES! I FEEL LIKE SMELL IS SLOWLY CLEARING UP! KEEP IT UP, WE ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES UNTIL WE OPEN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* OOOOOOOO THAT WAS A MEAN STINKY ONE I STILL FEEL THE AFTER BURN. SWEET NEPTUNE THANK GOODNESS YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID

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Aberdeen's health campus is honestly great but very hard to navigate, that and Royal Cornhill just next to it.

Why do these hospital buildings need to spaz out all over the place?

The silly cow sent Olly Robbins to reword the backstop and not Mr Cox.

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>on information
imagine not being able to pay for your heating or use public transport because you hold the wrong views

Are you black?
you will see boracu piporu everywhere.

my account was hacked and it's been put on hold as i've disputed all the payments (over 600 quid)

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gonna work in a bella italia lad?

what does he mean by this

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no i'm not fucking black
lord almightie im forfeiting on the lease

kek
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is baldy trying to hide?

Is that you Elon calling out another british paedo

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hiding from cctv

>tfw you ask to go to cyber greggs but your driverless hover-car takes you straight to the gulag for thought-crime instead

no i just need a flat i'll be there at a company

Hope you have life insurance

why croydon though?
Do you have family there
Theres quite a few seccond generation wops in croydon, few of the people in my class had italian surnames
And i met a fTm half itialian half nigerian tranny once

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Wtf... Croydon is an absolute shit hole. No word of a lie but a few years ago they had gangs going round raping men... don’t move there!

the real gulag is a hover-car taking you to a cyber greggs

>no-confidence vote before xmas
>have all paper and media play up financial uncertainty of brexit
>"you wont be eating anything for next xmas if brexit goes ahead! roaming bands of unemployed northerners will be eating you like a roast turkey!"
>go back on promise of no second referendum
>do you vote A: REMAIN, B: leave - compromise all parties bodged together made up on the spot before the deadline deal, C: leave - no deal
> A: 40% REMAIN, B: 30% leave - deal, C: 30% leave - no deal
> A: 40% REMAIN wins
calling the future now

I have an announcement!
*ting* *ting* *ting*
ehem....Fuck the electorate

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They told me it was a good place to be and i listened, how silly of me.
I'll be alone i have no family there

>that bloke
bow chicka wow wowwwwww
bow chicka chicka wow
bow chicka chicka
uhh
yeah
get some

Who is (((they))) because I think they lied.

nail clippers

should be 2 votes not 3 choices
1st vote leave vs remain
2nd vote hard vs soft

I voted Remain but this whole fucking farce makes me want out and out now. Fuck the EU. If they did a three way vote it'd be preference so they get a majority for something, which would be Leave No Deal vs Remain

I saw Owen Jones on the train this morning.

Had a chat with him.

I tried to argue with him about socialism but I was too awkward and eventually just walked away and waited near the doors. Then he came up to the little snack shop thing and got a coffee. Very awkward. Managed to get a photo.

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are there actual brexiters at parliment today i can hear them chanting

That should help you work out the ‘safe’ bits of London.

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Thanks for abstaining, Labour.

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Dear Santa
I've been really good this year
Please for Christmas can I have a lovely military coup with all the trimmings
Love from
Dave

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People i know in London
What is a safe neighbourhood other than all the areas between the city and hammersmith included which i know are safe but very hard to find anything at

calling the future now
>civil unrest
>country burns down
>survivors suggest 3rd referendum

kek. fuck the dup and the rest up there.
nobody gives a shit about ni

Oy vey!

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Based. Fuck pot heads

And to think you could have got the little cunt in a headlock, dragged him to the doors and thrown him in front of an oncomming train