Why does Ted have a beard now?
Why does Ted have a beard now?
Grayson Ortiz
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Cooper Watson
A lion needs a mane
Juan Lee
delete this
Lincoln Phillips
Because he's based
Justin Martin
no one cared who he was until he wore the beard.
Jose Hall
Ethan Harris
his balls dropped
Parker Sanders
Because he stopped shaving his beard
Tyler Campbell
Based Ted has 6 years to give zero fucks. I like it.
Parker Lopez
Vacation mode.
Ryan Richardson
Honestly, one of Teds biggest problems is the fact that he looks like shit. A beard would set him apart and could potentially be a smart branding move
Evan Allen
>why doesn't every man have a beard?
Anyone?
Joshua Hill
He needs to change his look for when he starts his next round of zodiac murders.
Jaxon Rogers
why the fuck are you watching hannity is the better question faggot
Jace Russell
wow so does everyone in washington that fucks kids but just go after what ted cruz looks like
Owen Walker
This leaf explains it best.
Jaxon Cruz
Ted is prepping for a long winter.
Angel Reed
Why are YOU watching Hannity?
Jeremiah Mitchell
Show me your genitals
your genitals
show me your genitals
YOUR GENITALIA
Juan Barnes
Punished Ted has been unleashed
Jordan Bennett
Because his chin is.... Odd
Hiding it frames his face better
Leo Sanchez
He has a homeless beard
Elijah James
This nigga finna hunt some delegates
Nathan Morales
Fpbp
>Checked
Jace Baker
It's his victory beard.
Nathan Long
Jeremiah Williams
It's a sign that he flipped for Trump.
David Bailey
Transporter accident. That's the alternate universe Ted. where he had the delegates.
Nathan Murphy
Beta male needs to reinforce his weak as fuck jaw line
Sebastian Watson
This is now a President Trump facial hair thread
Landon Turner
FPBP LION TED
Eli White
This is the most embarrassing post I've ever read.
Carter Martinez
Based
Brayden Moore
kek
Tyler Thompson
He BTFO beto and is probably taking it easy.
Joseph Reed
Running for president with a beard in 2024? Could be good.
David Davis
First post, best post.
/thread
Asher Rivera
that video made me shave my beard for the longest time
Jonathan Cooper
its annoying to shave
Caleb Fisher
usually this kind of thing is a physical representation of turning a new leaf
bearded ted can btfo videos of old ted by existing. when you see bearded ted v shaved ted, you subconsciously understand that there has been a change
tl;dr democracy was a mistake and petty psychological tells are more important that genuine politics because voters are dumb fucking animals
Nathaniel King
David Wright
>Why does Ted have a beard now?
It's a disguise
James Harris
more white men need beards in politics
Ian Sullivan
Robert Fisher
too late
Robert Nelson
A brush with near electoral death can change a man.