Wtf

Jesus Christ now I realize he let Trump win by being clean shaven.

Beto scared him hard. He's trying to look older and wiser now that he's too old to look young.
Everyone saying orourke was a "young" alternative, despite being virtually the same age hit him.

I'm telling you, graham 2.0 and now Cruz 2.0

We'll be seeing a whole new republican party come 2020

A challenger appears

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Shows you what shapeshifters they are, just like dems. Disgusting at it's core, no matter how much I want to enjoy all this change in the Repubs...

That actually looks like a bad ass beard; fuck yeah!

it's definitely helped define that fucking awful glubby jawline he has

Almost looks like Jean Reno now.

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boy is he going to learn the hardway like I did how hard it is to clean cum out of your beard.

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TIL that Trump is really James Doohan

why didn’t i think of this

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TIL Trump is really James Clapper

>you're prayers

>trump full skinhead
>trump before/after he reveals his true power-level
10/10

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boomerposting

ted cruz should keep the beard

A well groomed beard makes almost any ugly man look better. It's the masculine form of makeup. This is not news.

cuz u dumdum

U2

Strongly suspect that women are more likely to favor the more attractive of two male candidates than are men to favor the more attractive of two females. Probably because men aren't looking to subordinate themselves to their mates and thus don't have those wires crossed in their brains. The level of undisguised female sexual interest that surrounded the Beto campaign was nothing short of creepy.

Compared to his old look this is incredible. I no longer have the irresistible urge to punch him

punished ted

The delegates are his now for sure.

Improvement

My favorite description was "a used car salesman whose face looks like a melting candle"

>GRRRAHHHH GIMME THE DELEGATES, BUB

Cruz is going to be fully unleashed with that beard. He had to come to face facts that he was too ugly to be president but just ugly enough to aid the god emporer in the senate.

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Checked

Wtf I'm a Cruz missile now

Amazing. The beard gives him the appearance of having a chin.

BEAUTIFUL TED

Don't hate evolution,genelet

>Cruz actually is becoming Wolverine from the meme I made years ago

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Something happened, for sure.

He is covering up gaining weight

Female here. Yes, I feel like more than 75% of women only respond to looks, on almost every situation.
Men are pretty retarded trying to get a rational conversation going on.
sick trips btw.

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gerald from witcher3

(((alternate republican)))

I wouldn't know since I'm a redhead

Digits confirm. Those idiots want more pay and more diversity cause the staff is too white. So naturally replace all the staff with nogs so they just talk about #justniggerthings

>Female here.
gtfo

show tits or btfo

There's a reason Ted had no friends in the senate. He supports Israel from an evangelical perspective but he's not in their club.

>looking at white boy with a beard
>smack lips and suck teeth
>He cute

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*ahem*

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he looks so much like Martin Sheen holy fuck

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Scotty's trying to beam America up into greatness. Sadly, so many people do not understand.

These people are so fucked up inside.

Nice and saved.

The rat has become the wolverine

>Female
>hasn't posted tits
>no timestamp either
Your know the rules

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lyin ted is now lion ted

I think it looks sexy. Would let him fuck my bussy.

>tfw able to grow a full thick beard

I have light brown head hair but my beard hair is red. Don't know how to feel about that.

Biden looks like a total chad there. Never knew he had it in him.

>They're trying to prop up an alternate republican candidate to run against Trump and split the vote so the Democrat candidate can score an easier win.
Kasich is the only one I can see doing this and I can't even imagine the amount of shit he would get from Republicans on this, it'd be political suicide

I have this problem.
Use hair dye, it looks nicer.

Yes I know the rules but like any respectable e-tradthot I'd need those Patreon bucks first before I'll show my tits.

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some editor at Slate is having major hormone swings. top kek

pretty much sums up why working with women is an absolute nightmare, hate dealing with their mood swings and PMS. I am not your fucking husband I do not want to put up with your bullshit

This is peak Trump. please let him do it

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now he looks like a member of the podesta family

Female or not it’s the truth, and the reason why JT is our pm. I know many girls who tel me they voted for him because he’s “so hot”

"I raged against Don's light, but the light has brought me back"
- Ted, the Redeemed

makes sense

he is a beardlet

Looks good on him, pretty masculine and kinda balances his face

He looks like Jim Butterfield, noted Commodore 64 guru.

Spoken like a bonafide mongoloid Eurasian hairless dog.

tits or gtfo

Show titties

>Biden was a giga Chad
Drumpfsters and anti-pedos blown the hell out.

Your statements mean nothing. I stopped reading at "Woman."

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When he was campaign I remember being so infatuated with him. If was old enough to vote I would've definitely voted for him. All the women who don't care about politics go only by that sole instinct, whether the candidate is attractive or not.
I'm for women voting but I think It should only be limited to educated women who are not hormonal.
The same thing should be applied to men if most of the candidates are women.

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looks like a jaw job

>young bernie

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I would vote for Cruz if he can tone down his fake Texan Christian act. The guy is very smart.

Absolute niggers of the sexes, literally nothing but "muh bagina". Absolutely abhorrent.

he should've went with something like this.

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donate to my Patreon or frick off to r9k, incel...

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Honestly it does make him look significantly better, which is a huge improvement cuz he is horribly fuckin' ugly without it. He's still ugly with it, but it's like a massive improvement. It's taken him from a 10/100 to about a 27/100. That's a 270% improvement. Pretty damn impressive IMO.

How can that twitter thot see young Bernie and young Biden as comparable in looks?. Biden looked like a chad whereas Bernie looked like a dork.

My friend and I tried to cast him and his administration. Tom Hardy and Marlon Brando would be the closest in terms of looks and they'd both be good at playing him too, even if Hardy's a manlet and they're both faggots.

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If you lack a jawline, a beard can make up for it kinda. If you have a solid jawline then some stubble will take you to that next level.

I would respect him more with that look. He would demand more reverence.

>semi hotness

it doesn't look good. if he wants to look better, he should lose weight.

this could work.

>Marlon Brando
>faggot

Show some respect

youtube.com/watch?v=lN17c2v2Vgk

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