PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAUGH AT THE MERCHANT EDITION /ptg/

ONE MIRRION TROOBS

maybe if you post it 50 more times you will have children. furfag

>twitter.com/RT_com/status/1072604437158420485
kek look at him on his phone
>oy vey shut it down
now watch the video playing this
>youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

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I think you are the furry, im just keeping my own morale up

Trump loves the merchant.

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twitter.com/filthy_liberals/status/1072692036329975808

gotcha

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Reminder you're not an American until you own a gun. Non-gun-owning households voted for Hillary in every state in the country except West Virginia. You don't have to be a tacticool Timmy with ARs and Glocks, but you can never vote against people's right to own them.

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lol OP top kek right there

AWOO for MAGA!

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>owning guns

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>not an American until you own a gun
>a gun
>a
Try again.

>t. CA fag

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can you ever be unhinged if you were never hinged?
nice quads btw

trump is a disgrace and a traitor, doing putin's bidding to undermine democracy worldwide

i literally dotn own a gun. wat do?

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you are off the rails with your characterization

AWoo!

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What was the point of that Trump - Nancy - Chuck meeting when everyone involved already knows they won't fund the wall? Literally WWE-style political theatre. I guess I shouldn't be surprised given that Trump used to be on WWE and reality TV.

You live in fucking Florida, worstie. You have no excuse.

It's logarithmic. The freedom difference between one gun and more guns isn't as important as that first trust-your-life-with-it raifu.

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>wearing hairclips

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>worldwide
nice, new twist

i never said anything about hairclips

Go to your nearest big box store that sells guns and buy a pump-action shotgun and some buckshot. They're dirt cheap, 50 state legal, damn near foolproof to operate, and will blow satisfyingly large chunks out of a nigger's chest if you need to defend your home.

That's pretty problematic language.

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>clips

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can soemone please tell me who the fuck the girl is on the right and why shes been spammed for like the past couple months

ill put it on my to do list

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I guess that's a miss for you

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But how?

user, whatever they say, shes a girl! not a guy

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This became a meme on tiktok which is apparently one of those interweb things all the kids are into these days
youtube.com/watch?v=gVEdQJ7qtJw
People thought she was a trap but allegedly she's real gril (and cute)

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The Central Intelligence Agency made six remote-controlled dogs as a part of their MKULTRA “behavior modification” or mind control program. Using brain surgery, newly requested documents show that the dogs were “field operational” and controlled by human beings.

Maybe that barking in the crowd WAS Hillary.

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Is it still policy not to negotiate with terrorists?

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That alone won't save us. We need eugenics.

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thank you now i can stop wondering what the fuck this shit is and worrying to ask because id know id be called a newfag for not knowing

Those fags also reelected Joe Manchin.

Woooooooooooooow.

what happens when it sees the sonic movie?

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depends what color the arms are

did Barb die yet?

what has become of us

Chinese intelligence using guerilla marketing trying to get you to download TikTok. Even Felix has figured this out

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Only reason I found out about it in the first place

i don't need an excuse for making the right decision

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Exactly, so go get a shotgun.

>read through the Flynn sentencing memo
>Comey and McCabe arranged for Strzok and some other asshole to interview Flynn without telling him it was an interview and not warning him about lying to the FBI
literal perjury trap, and people still believe that all these fuckers didn't deserve to be fired

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CWC is unironically the messiah of the internet. At every stage, he has lived our darkest collective sins. He is our collective degeneracy given mortal form. These are the end times, brother. Don't pretend you know how it all ends, before the dust settles we will all have faced things we did not believe were ever possible a hundred times over. But Chris-chan will be there the whole way and die for our sins in the end.

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nancy said she didnt want the cameras there

even if i were to make the wrong decision of getting a gun, like hell would i get a inbred redneck one

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I just woke up. I remembered I dreamt that Milo wanted to talk to me. We were at a conference.

Visit /wsg/ and you'll know everything about tiktok in a few minutes.

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>I remembered I dreamt that Milo wanted to talk to me

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He's younger than Trump and looks 15 years older.

Milo the homosexual or Milo my childhood cat?

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You really are just the worst.

So spend five grand on a Holland and Holland sporting shotgun. Break action guns are aristocrat's toys in Europe.

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anything above .50 caliber is a DD permit so thats expensive and stupid
a shotgun slug can technically go up to .729 caliber

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Man, I wish I could own a gun. Don't particularly care for hunting, but going to the shooting range must be a great way to spend time. Also probably a far better alternative to vidya.

>five grand
i've spent less than that this past year on food you bourgeois
i've got the cheapest option, it's a .00 caliber and it costs nothing

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There was a company importing steel AP slugs for a while. The ATF shut that down pretty quick. It's too bad, I really wanted to see how my shotgun could handle them.

>i've got the cheapest option, it's a .00 caliber and it costs nothing
Stop talking about your dick.

>Stop talking about your dick.

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Trump can feel the walls closing in.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw the merchant in that meeting.

Can you buy archery equipment in the caliphate?

>squeezing
>growing hotter
>can you feel that?
>tightening all around you

l-lewd

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god thats so f*cking hot!

Mika inspired me.

he's gotta be doing it on purpose. it's just too good

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Nazi gf when?

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>ATF
honestly
what could go wrong if those fags got closed down?

You're a hyper loyal Trump cock gobbler. Now please go wipe your cum drenched mouth.

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I stand corrected
cheaperthandirt.com/product/ammo-10-gauge-federal-power-shok-3-1-2-1-3-4-oz-rifled-hollow-point-slug-1280-fps-5-round-box-029465028336.do?sortby=priceAscend&refType=&from=fn&ecList=7&ecCategory=117528
these are 80 caliber bullets. fun times

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>Man, I wish I could own a gun
Doesn't your constitution and Magna Carta guarantee the right to bear arms?

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>ORANGE MAN BAD

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We'd be overrun by dogs.

what exactly is fun about a shooting range?

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It unveils the curtains

less Branch Davidian incidents.