Imagine if this was your wife

For a fat cuckold faggot he's doing pretty good

>problem glasses
>beer gut
>can't dress for shit

Y I K E S

There's a certain point at which you are actually better off alone, and she has gone far past it.

Fantano is such a cuck. But props, this woman is nice

Spaghanthemy Coontano

Fantano was a berniebro and is pretty on point with most of his opinions. He's also pretty built. I think we can totally count on him stomping nazi skulls when the revolution comes.

We /mu/ posting now?
>OOOOOOOOOOOOO MASSAH, YOU GON' MAKE ME SQUIRT

We can count on him being a loser for the rest of his life.

Imagine being popular and rich, and yet still having to settle for that thing.

The guy's brain is so fucked up that any decent girls avoid him like the plague.

Maybe she's kind and loving?

I don't think he's particularly rich. His channel is the biggest music channel on youtube I believe but that's not that big of an audience.

I thought he could do better than this to be honest. Not worth it lol

>
Did Talcum X shave his hood mustache?

if i was a straight cis guy i would be love to get a black wife. black men are hot too but i am scared of them

I dont give a shit if he drills oil, he is hipster scum and thinks his opinions are so important because of other hipsters. Honestly his reviews of music arent anything different you would read online, kinda generic you know? Not transformative.

Is this what Jow Forums has become?

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I genuinely feel bad for black females. Talk about losing the genetic lottery. Ugly AF.

He makes an average estimate of 250K a year on YouTube alone, which puts him in the top 2% of incomes in the US.

He's giving Brett Gelman a run for his money.

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>Looks at the time
The British are posting.

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oh no... really?

whatever, i wish them the best.

>it's the russian tranny again

For a trust fund commie poster that is mere pennies you Republipleb

Stupid Sven.

>Its a shame he had to throw away his perfectly mediocre aryan genetics
The fact that he made this choice in partners shows that he has very undesirable traits.

i will never understand musicfaggots

it seems very soulless to go around analysing every modern generic song about taking drugs and shit.

this

black women are highly submissive, easily manipulated, loyal, and great cooks

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How do you think he reviews/rates her?

Yeah boi! We'll kill off the Neo-liberals first! Then the rest of the Conservatives!

Yay (almost) free cotton!

I don’t know what it is but Toronto is fucking filled with these types of faggots

I am 100% convinced that Anthony Fantano is playing Shaun King in prosthetics that act as a second skin layer. He already plays a character named Melon(melanin?)who wears a more obvious fake mustache.

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Isn't this common in muttland?

WOKE

>isn't classically trained and has no technical knowledge
>knows jack-shit about structure i.e. all about timbre and muh /mu/ feels
>is a Redditfag
>has a show called 'meme review'
>retarded enough to vote for Bernie Sanders
>had Sam Hyde on his gay podcast while saying 'i like don't agree with your politics man but ur funny man' like MDE:WP is all fun and games with no deeper implications and humor that leftist fags like himself can't understand
>HAHA LOL XD SO FUNNY fake attitude about life characteristic of all nu-males and 'depressed' people
I feel bad for his wife. I hope they don't have kids.

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nice

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I think she's beautiful. You guys are just fags.

Aren't you so deep and profound?

not bad, get her a treadmill and/or gym membership

What do you look like?

I'd prefer that to shallow and pointless.

>aren't you like le deep and profound XD?
Compared to someone like Anthony Fantano? Yes.

I want a nigger gf so badly

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I fucking hate that faggot for giving dance gavin dance's album a bad review. What a legitimately retarded nigger

>Imagine if this was your wife
Divorce time

>nigger wife
That's literally the only way Id have a nigger for a wife...in my imagination.

I would milk the titty

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i'm with --gger?
can't quite make out that text there

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Yep, in the UK they're the Radio 6 "music is my life" faggots. They kind of use it as an excuse to not engage properly with the world and ignore the shitstorm that is looming. As an actual musician I got so sick of the shallow positivity I had to quit

No

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Anyone watch the new 1791 video shitting on fantano kek

Yeah that's where I came from

Decided to do a little research on this guy and found his wife - what a specimen

WTF I THOUGHT ANTHONY FANTANO WAS REDPILLED HE DID A THING WITH SAM HYDE

youtube.com/watch?v=0NAXj7y5lVU

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I just realized what those teets really are.

Are you retarded? It is clear from his videos and music taste he is a turbocuck

All pussy is pink on the inside.

It's very amusing to me how this guy pretends to be black.

Imagine being this mad just because his girlfriend is black.

Lmao, Jow Forums really is utterly pathetic. Bitter virgins who SEETHE when other people have girlfriends. LOL.

How much did your licence cost just to post this comment? 6 or 9 pounds?

I'm actually envious of all the money he gets for selling that cotton

imagine being this autistic to go through the entire thread just to be some pathetic virtue signaller? top kek. my fucking sides.

>implying Fantano is some chad who could get any bitch he wanted.

not even low class prostitutes would go anywhere near him, out of fear fantardo would give them cancer.

Absolutely EBIN maymay my friend.

>dude edgy teenager-tier humour LMAO

I'm not a virtue signaller mate. I just think it's really pathetic to be bothered because Fantano has a black girlfriend. Why the fuck does it matter? She looks like a pretty normal person.

This explains his irrational angry streak.

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at least get a nice mulatta gf not that sheboon

>I'm not a virtue signaller mate.
>highlights 17 posts like an autist
you're not fooling anybody, jimmy savile.

Laughed so hard I almost sharted.

Why do you care?

It's not that she's black, it's that she's ugly

wtf I thought he was gay
this is more upsetting than I thought it would be

He is litteraly half nigger anyway

Blackthany wifetano here

>She looks like a pretty normal person.

In what universe?

both of them have failed at life

Jesus. That’s bad.

What’s with all these zoomers and Europeans supporting this atrocity

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And of course it's a Brit.....

And a German...

shut the fuck up you pearl clutching twat

ugly girls make loyal wives

He doesn’t look black at all.

This guy isn’t white though, you can tell just by looking that he’s mixed.

Imagine if this was your husband

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He's whiter than most of Jow Forums

Both of his parents are white.

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>pretty on point with most of his opinions.
His opinions are typical basic bitch lefty millennial tier
>hurr durr why isn't everything free and shit