>Foreskin hacked to pieces by some merchant doctor >Parents so brainwashed they pay for their children to be mutilated by Jews and thank them for it >Get beaten close to death by a gang of niggers for your wallet whilst muttering something about muh guns >Is "patriotic" about his mutt Frankenstein country >Demonstrates this by getting his legs blown off fighting for Israel >Wife leaves him for some able bodied nigger, supports them by paying alimony out of his disability pay >Heart explodes from bacon grease
>be american >wake up in the home of the free >20 million dollar college debt, A+ in all diversity, rape culture and privilege classes. still unemployed... >house is made of thicker, reinforced cardboard this time, since the last one just flew away in a hurricane like the rest of my cardboard town >look out of the window, sky is blackened out by drones. Neighbor is struck by a cruise missile >drink diet corn syrup out of a Jerrycan, because glasses or bottles are signs of european high-handedness >grab the shotguns and lift fat ass into a huge V8 Truck >drive down a straight road with cruise control set to 60mph for a thousand miles. All houses look exactly the same >accidentaly accelerate to 61mph >get pulled over and harrased by a 16 year old illiterate cop who just finished his 6-week training at police school after dropping out high school >butthole gets examined >endless straight road ends at 1000 square miles large mall >buy more jerrycans of genetic engineered corn syrup >drive home, stop at RAM tent to get teeth fixed and grab a new pair of 2nd hand charity glasses >slowly drive down another endless straight road, get harrassed by a 600lb cop >more drones follow your truck >attend Glenn Beck rally to scream about how Obama is a muslim atheist communist nazi >Glenn Beck rally is cancelled because of praying Muslims in front of the capitol >drive back home, more harrasment by unskilled cops >arrive at front yard, sherriff arrives in black helicopter with a Distraint notice >try to grab shotguns, suddenly drones everywhere >grab tent, drive endless straight road to internet cafe. More harrasment and butthole searchings >go to Jow Forums, talk about my freedom, wealth and how jelly europoors are >choose words wisely, because the FBI is monitoring everything >Sleep in tent crying, because I know europoors won't ever experience what it's like to be as free as I am >14 year old cop enters my tent to butt-search me one last time. More drones videotape the action
a meme flag fostering division. i wonder (((who))) could it be?
Jayden Ortiz
BritishFags literally worship the biggest Jewish puppet, Winston Churchill who dedicated his life to benfit Zionism. Also, the British create one of the most powerful empires in history and primarily use it to benefit Jews/Zionism. Brits creates Israel
Sums up America honestly, but it's not like the UK is any better, you guys are cucked as well but with way more Muslim migrants and Orwellian-like surveillance and censorship.
>be British >wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through every speaker in London >wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower >eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse >there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my tv license because indoctrination isn't free >take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee >wake up in the hospital getting free health care >wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed >hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal >get a notice I have to pay for my email license >realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's more sanitary this way >Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf >try to mansplain that he's a boy >my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore >Sharia Police kill everyone in the room >my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!" >The Guardian and Telegraph say they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia >be buried in Highgate cemetery >my bones are being monitored by CCTV >have to renew my burial license next month
>British Pakistani No such thing, you're just a filthy Paki. Literally worth less than the dirt underneath my fingers. Your auntie probably works as a maid and cleans our toilets over here. You're nothing buy a burden to the UK. You will never be British and you will never be truly accepted. You have no culture other than raping women and children. It's a hard pill to swallow, but once you do, you can start working on improving yourself and stop trying to be proud of your """"culture"""", whatever the fuck that is.
Shut up red button nip monkey Jap school schedule look like this
7am: come to school, parent not kiss you bye love is not in japanese 8am: study japanese then realise is ugly language and stop 8.30am: learn to suck american dick 10am: technology class, build robot to have sex with because of lonely tiny jap dick virginity intact 12pm: lunch, need two hours to hunt whale 2pm: gym class, jap too unatletic and weak for more than 30 minute including get changed into gundam suit 2.30pm: english lesson 2.40pm: watch ugly jap girl classmate get fucked by english teacher in japan and masturbate small jap cock 3pm: learn math 1 and 1 bomb is end of war 4pm: learn deny warcrime 7pm: learn how to get old with no kids and die virgin 9pm: go home to poor shit japan home
I'm just as British as any white man here, this is my country too, I was born here. Anyway you're from Lebanon, as if you have any authority to speak on this, stfu.
No you are not British. You are a shitskin faggot who’s coward parents ran away from your shit hole country cause it’s getting bombed into oblivion. Hopefully all your family members who got bombed suffered horrible deaths
> be british >wake up "god save the queen oi mate" >check daily loicenses >shat my telly loiiicense expired >swat team breaks in >beat and fine you 1000 pounds >gawd save da kween >paki fucks your daughter >you prep the somalian bull >somalian bull cums in your wife >pay 20 pounds for pron loicense >have me a nice wank >only interacial cuck pronz >mmm gud stuff rite der mate >goto sleep
Matthew Powell
>I'm just as British as any white man here You know that's not true. Deep down inside, you know that you will never be a true Brit. There's no shame in taking pride in your own culture, but you also have to be realistic and not lie to yourself about your true origins. Work hard, pay your taxes, treat people with respect, don't virtue signal and shame natural Brits for being white, condemn your people whenever they do stupid shit (rape, terrorism, theft, stabbings....etc). Most importantly, vote for representatives who will preserve the British culture. You said it yourself, you're proud to call yourself British, there's no point in turning that beautiful country to a shithole. Encourage your fellow pakis to do the same, once the brits see that you are trying to assimilate and preserve their culture, that's when they open up to you.
Austin Martinez
you faggots are pathetic
Dominic Rivera
>Inbred Kek at an Amerigoblin telling me this. I am British, fuck off, I belong here and have as much right to be here as anyone else, this is my home and some foreigner is not going to tell me otherwise.
Dominic Thomas
RTR Bama senpai
Dominic Perez
u r a goat fucking sand coated nigger faggot and your prophet is a pedophile, is FALSE and liked getting fucked by the slaves he kept, big balled male slaves blasting cum into muhameds ass. Allah sucks the biggest most hiv infested dicks around. go choke on your shit covered rug sand nigger. cant wait for the next round of dead sand nigger children
Ryan Brooks
L2read brainlet, I am a Paki lol.
Jace Bailey
I'm outta here lol
Not fighting for "my" "people", they are too cucked and brought this upon themselves.
Ryder Rogers
SEETHING!
Oliver Young
*Senpai. I fucking hate auto-correct.
Juan Perez
You will never be white either. You're the same as him. Maybe even lower because at least he's proud of who he is whereas you're just a filthy house nigger trying so hard to fit in on Jow Forums it's just comical.
Landon Kelly
you're one to talk, yank-wannabe
Blake Robinson
paki=sand nigger goat fucking faggot
Nathaniel Ross
FORESKIN CUT IN TO PIECES BY SOME RABBI DOCTOR
Zachary Carter
*Bro. For the last fucking time.
Aaron Murphy
Memeflaggot, when did I ever claim to be white? Until you show your flag your opinion has no relevance here.
Stfu idiot, I don't care about assimilating whatever the fuck that even means, I was born here, I'm British and this is my country, white people are disappearing rapidly anyway lol.
Kevin White
lol, fucking google's firewall been fuckin with me for the last couple a days it's all good bama /b/ro
Parker Thompson
You are not British inbred scum. Get it through your brain. You are a filthy Mudslime. Britain will soon get rid of you just like they did here in the USA. When Trump passed the Muslim ban here, there were so many Mudslime kids begging white people to not deport them. You should’ve seen those little faggots crying with their parents HAHAHA
I'm proud of being a Pakistani Brit, why the fuck would I wanna be a yank? Idiot lol.
Justin Ward
>I don't care about assimilating whatever the fuck that even means > I'm British Oh the irony. It doesn't matter where you are born, if you act like an illiterate sand-nigger, you will always be one. Take the redpill, work on improving yourself and preserving the society your parents immigrated to. There is no Britain without white people, same goes to the US and all other western nations.
Jaxon Bailey
Your flag is a bigger meme than any memeflag here.
Joshua Johnson
Oh, so you're just a worthless welfare bitch. Gotcha. Have fun with that.
Angel Torres
MISEGENATION NO BREEDING DONT GIVE A FUCK IF TYRONE LEFT MY WIFE BLEEDING
Nathan Ramirez
>Britain will soon get rid of you just like they did here in the USA Lmfao, muh day of the rope, you guys are pathetic, it will literally never happen, if it did they'd better hurry up because this country is turning browner and browner by the day, white people are quickly fading away, keep dreaming you fatass retard, I love that I have got you this angry hahaha.
Cooper White
>illiterate sand-nigger, you will always be one. >Lebanon LMAO. Stfu housenigger.
Luke Watson
My average day is more like this.
Wake up snuggling my cute Jewish boyfriend. Brush my teeth. Go in to work. Get a wide variety of cultural cuisines for lunch. Come home. Have a drink with some homies and enjoy techno music at the local club. Snuggle my Jewish boyfriend who I love. Kiss him repeatedly. Tell him i love him. Suck his delicious cut cock. (I love that it never smells.) Snuggle until morning.
:-) I love being in America.
John Russell
>wake up in the home of the free Stopped reading right there.
Once the white people are gone the island will be as shitty as wherever you or your ancestors came from. You hate the thing that makes the quality of life you want possible.
Cameron Watson
>Get a wide variety of cultural cuisines for lunch. that's the most subversive and eloquent way I've ever heard someone describe sucking foreign cocks.
William Rogers
in case you re not trolling and you really are a nigger: friendly reminder you are not welcome here and you will never be. not you, not your children, not the children of your children
Jonathan Hernandez
I am British fatass kikelovers. Why do you care anyway, go eat your burgers and daydream about your missing foreskins.
Luke Lee
>Italian You're as brown as me Luigi, fucking kek.
Jose Campbell
i'm albino.
Adrian Torres
>Muh freedom What do you mean? You don't have any. Is that why you typed out all that word dribble, snaggle tooth?
Julian Sullivan
Cope, you're a shitskin just like I am lmao.
Caleb Martin
they currently evacuate 250,000 or half a million for fires .... LMAO land of the (freaks) free home of the (gays)brave
Jordan Harris
Isn't it illegal to use the N word in the UK... shut the fuck up.
Adrian Nguyen
So do we, because it almost never happens.
Gabriel Russell
aside from the fact i'm whiter than 95% of pol ( ) i really don't think in those mutt patters. e.g. zidane is white, but he's not of my race. jean leno in darker, and he is of my people. genetics says you are not european and will nerver be, and there isn't anything you can do about it, besides going back where you or your parents came from.
Evan Foster
Kek. Paki serf living under a literal kike monarchy jealous of us mutts
Joseph Allen
>paki thinking he can talk shit about mutts
What a timeline
Nolan Jones
This. All western countries are shit /discussion
Jacob Morris
>I am British You really are with the rest of your fat Carling stuffed poorthern neighbors. Certainly are the peak of English culture.
