Imagine being stupid enough to vote for a man who believes Batman is real

He was just joking, the only stupid person in this case is Christian Bale for taking this silly joke literal.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddvk4aWNS50

now, how is it we never see Christian Bale and Bruce Wayne together?

To be fair, up until I was like 15, so did I. I didn't own a TV growing up but I'd heard "billionaire socialite Bruce Wayne" so many fucking times in the background in association with Bale that the first time I saw him in The Mechanist I was like "wait isn't that Bruce Wayne, the rich guy? Is he an actor too?" and my father cracked up laughing at me.

I could totally imagine this happening to a 70 year old guy who just never paid attention to comics or cinema. Trump's favorite movie is Citizen Kane, he's fucking old.

This exactly.

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Are actors this braindead from jew rape they can't understand humor?

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imagine being stupid enough to believe that stupid people can become president.
it puts you in a logical fork:
(1) you understand what it takes to win, but are unwilling, or unable, to do it
(2) you don't understand what it takes to win
if (1), then why waste millions of dollars? that seems awfully stupid to me.
if (2), then the reason you lost is because you are stupid; you were unable to discern what it took to win while your opponent figured it out (or, at least did less of the "wrong" thing).

really, anyway you slice it, winning by definition makes you a winner. i guess you can take solace in the company of your fellow losers at the variety, the failing new york times, etc...
let's make America great again.

Ok this is epic

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WAKANDA IS REAL!

my guess is he's brain-damaged from the method acting he did in "the machinist".
you can't lose that much weight and not have it affect your brain.

This is likely it, but trump is still a fucking idiot for his nonstop tactical mistakes as president

>wins election
>says the Hillary stuff is in the past and doesn't care about it
Mistake

>hires Jeff sessions for the most important job of Trump's presidency
Huge mistake

>lets Sessions hire Rosenstein
Huge mistake

>Sessions is allowed to keep job after massive unexpected recusal
Huge mistake

>Mueller hired and trump does nothing but tweet for 1.5 years instead of shutting down the DOJ as soon as it was obvious he fucked it up with deepstate fixers
Huge fucking mistake

>going after healthcare first and failing
Huge mistake

>signing omnibus bill instead of veto
Huge mistake

>holding onto unredacted FISA to use as weak blackmail instead of releasing it last summer
Huge mistake

Trump has made one mistake after another with few (if any)tactical victories in 2 years

>WAKANDA DOH BRUH

Ok so I don’t usually take bait but I’m biting on this one. Trump probably didn’t know who the fuck Christian Bale was but saw the Batman movies. Not knowing his name he most likely referred to Bale as Bruce Wayne. It’s like how people refer to Rainn Wilson as Dwight. He’s not actually Dwight Scrute but some people don’t bother to remember the actor/actress name

totally not a joke, yea

what happens jan 1st?

>Christian "ITS FUCKIN DISTRACTING! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU!?" Bale

Christian Bale would never lie about an obvious joke. No no no.

who the fuck are these cunts

it's true, even the dumbest presidents we've ever had, probably reagan and w., can easily be seen as machiavellian geniuses portraying a role with a specific goal in mind, especially reagan when you consider what he did to buchanan and california, but no less w. in getting away with 9/11 being allowed to happen and justifying 20 years of war in the middle east. it's really impressive how smart these people are.

This proves Trump has watched the Dark Knight. Do you think Trump knows about Baneposting?

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So emblematic of the way fashionable, trend-following Trump haters think they're so very clever but reveal themselves not to be.

Trevor, Franklin, and Michael.

Bale is bane. Christian is batman. His alter ego is the villain to his nemesis. Which is to say he is Bruce nor is he Wayne. Whats lil dicky got to say about it? Something about sprinklers, tuesday nights, and monthly meme material. No but critics are blind to what the plot ark entails to a machinist in the space eyed league of shadows

This. These faggots have no idea. Want to play a game.? This isn't a game.

> Brain dead actor doesn't realize the real life Bruce Wayne is toying with him
Maga

I call like 5 different black people Blade.

It was clearly both of them joking around.

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OK
But you have no basis to claim that a man who believes Batman is real is necessarily a bad president.

youtube.com/watch?v=pSH3xWNUWi4
Yes

No one can say its current year anymore cause it wont be current year

>unironically thinks empty land equals one man's vote

hail to queen charles!

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he's a big guy

Trump is a bad mentally handicapped genius supervillain clown super serious carbon copy of Hitler orange man who wants to destroy the world because no one would buy his steaks.

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George Clooney was the best Batman. Anyone with any sense knows this.

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I got some bad news for ya bud

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Remember when Christian Bale bear up his mom and sister lmao what a white ape. Welsh are literal animals.

Wasn't Rothchilds handling the Fisher account?

gta v characters

...so you make your judgement based on these headlines, eh? I'm afraid I have to tell you Trump is much more smarter than you.

knowing his character name rather than his real name is based

Lol so stupid he doesn’t realize Christian meant characterwise which is still stupid.

>breed like rat
>vote like rat

makes sense to me.

>British people have no sense of humor
>This is apparently news

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>actually expecting Sessions not to recuse himself

That was literally him shutting down the ability to accuse trump of undermining the investigation in a time where his movements were being watched with a microscope.

>"Yeah that guy is gonna be in the next movie."
>"Who?"
>"You know that guy, uh Wolverine."
>"OMFG U THINK WOLVERINE IS REAL!! LMAO #FUKDRUMPF

Men spend their entire lives, with the banking of billionaires and political geniuses trying to become the President.
Oh but I'm sure this random guy that's not even that rich in billionaire terms nor has many connections politically is really stupid, he is the president by luck, totally...

would the real bruce wayne please stand up

And yet he still beat Hillary...

Let your idealism die. Kill it if necessary.
We don't support him because we believe in him. We merely use him as a tool, as a means to an end, the end being collapse and massive butthurt.

trumps good at keeping his name in peoples mouths

Stupid enough to vote for a kike

>what happens Jan 1
We start saying "trump fucked up _____ in 2019" instead of 2018

>that was literally him
It was literally Sessions handing over the DOJ and fucking trump.

Zero of the 12d bullshit theories have come true, and it has always been a 100% deepstate hitjob that Sessions participated in

>it kept people from saying sessions was biased/corrupted blah blah blah
And how did that work out?
Whoopdie-fucking-do, Sessions can say he didn't taint anything, while the trump presidency has been a dumpster fire from day 1 with no end in sight

You fucking brainlet
>if you let you enemies beat you, you win
Trump actually did what Trudeau is only willing to say

>bad news
Everything I said was 100%true....THAT is the bad news, faggot

>Bale

Love him for this movie i watched when i was 10.

youtu.be/im5NB9qArcc?t=4622

Or he was calling him Bruce Wayne, because he played Bruce Wayne and he doesn't give an actual shit as to who he is.

Uh huh.
My guess is Trump was aware of your faggy capeshit movie but never bothered to learn your real name, because he simply doesn't give a shit about you or your rich friends, you dumbfuck Paedowood performing-monkey. Go back to dancing for shekels.

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>be hollywood actor
>be full of self
>assume everyone remembers full given name
hubris

>unironically thinks a ghetto full of nogs should be worth the same as white men's votes

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Typical humorless Welshman.

Are you saying Lex Luthor is a jew?

stupid claim because it implies that people dont make mistakes when recognizing science fiction or cartoon characters relative to their voice actors or actors, and people naturally can, im not getting why Trump is so stupid in this context

I AINT THE ONE WALKIN
HE NEEDS TO STOP WALKIN

Anthony Cumia, Patrice Oneal & Jim Norton

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Imagine getting so wrapped up in your method acting that you really believe you are Batman and get angry at Trump for blowing your cover.
What a ponce.

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LYING DRUMPF SAID HE IS BATMAN

youtu.be/gAgRms7xixQ?t=18

FACT CHECK: HE'S NOT.

>believing anything outbound from that particular cock holster

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Making Alabama Sessions AG will go down in history as his worst mistake as president.
>hmmm what should I do as AG now that the country is in crisis and action is needed? I know, try to reignite a war on marijuana. I hate marijuana!
What a useless deep-state hack.

>thinking trumps jokes were serious

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LMAO U DUMB SHIT

nothing happens on Jan 1st, just like every other time, remember the sept 23rd prediction?