PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NUKE THE MOON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/Cryin' Chuck and Skellipelosi 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455813-1/
>Pres Trump signs Iraq/Syria Genocide Bill 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455838-1/
>FLotUS Melania @Toys4Tots Toy Drive @JBAnacostia-Bolling 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455791-1/
>JCSChair USMCGen Dunford Hosts Indonesian AFComm Tjahjanto 12/11/18
youtu.be/0ifzLtOQGWM
>DepSoS Sullivan @Western Hem CounterTerrorism Ministerial 12/11/18
dvidshub.net/video/647330
>SECComm Clayton @Senate 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455598-1/
>CBPComm McAleenan @Senate 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455599-1/
>Jewgle CEO Pajit @House on Data Collection 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455607-1/
>KAC Outside WH 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455807-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 12/11/18
youtu.be/9LXCd4l7hXY
>Pentagon Press Brief on Iraq (ArmyCol Byrom) 12/11/18
dvidshub.net/video/647381/
>StateDep Press Brief (DepSpox Palladino, antiISIS SpecEnvoy McGurk) 12/11/18
c-span.org/video/?455806-1/
>WHVideo: Pres Trump @Project Safe Neighborhoods 12/11/18
youtu.be/UaLsHPeZZno
>Jared on Hannity 12/10/18
youtu.be/9IoWJd0IXwY
>Voyager 2 Peaces Out 12/10/18
youtu.be/MGPM58S5Njg
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/10/18
youtu.be/raCtmfLeLVY
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Senegal PM Dionne 12/10/18
youtu.be/rGHD5FrL7Hk
>TrumpTV "Weekly" Update (Lara) 12/10/18
youtu.be/j2wEZQ1mxnw
>WHTradeDir Navarro on SunMornFutures 12/9/18
youtu.be/7dLhSN_DX24

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thx for baking

MAGA

This is some Despicable Me shit.

Moon violated our NAP with high and low tides

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Make white babies.

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ATTENTION: this is a pinch bake, thread still needs a new OP. Damn deadlines aren't receding and clock is ticking out

Remember when that book said Trump called her a "Useless Butter Huffer" and "The Megalodon of Mudsharks"?

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It’s only been a few months that the yurps have had to pay for themselves and France is already collapsing

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>Remember when that book said Trump called her a "Useless Butter Huffer" and "The Megalodon of Mudsharks"?
That was a fake excerpt, though a good one.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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can we all stop attacking heather?
She was killed by a neonazi spencerpede at a CIA rally
we don't want to associate ourselves with them

> beat at its own game
Not so fast, Schumer was rushed to the burn wing after this exchange, required skin grafts and ointment for his extensive third degree burns

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>Quite frankly I feel bad for the Charger, one of detroits finest forever scarred. A real tragedy
It was a bit uncouth

>we

During the meeting yesterday when trump way like that’s bullshit but I’ll take it anyway about shutting down the government.
Is how I feel he would take to these quotes.

>Gaetz
he's a good lad

AWOO

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FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH TULSI GABBARD

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what's this?

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yes, we
We is the first-person plural personal pronoun (nominative case) in Modern English.
go back to elementary school if you need an english lesson

If bill fucking krisol, the undisputed master of having one's head up their own ass, can see through this media narrative that's worse than "Yass, 1/1024 Mexican Pocahantas btfo Drumpf" nobody other than the media is buying it.

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>this much autism
>over a hamplanet
embarrassing desu

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> we

good morning

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>hjAb
/shitskin general/ is that way >>>/sg/

what a dumb lie. everyone knows Trump is Batman.

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its fresh OC hydrate awoos bruddah!! don't save it though i'll sue!

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> left leaning libertarian comes out of one of the many closets he's currently in

Can I get a tldr? Students can sue colleges for 1a violations?

I nailed my finals guys! Just killed them! Life is good. I am gonna get 3 A's and a B this semester!

morning fren

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checking those trip As, user. good work.

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Who the fuck here cares what this operative "thinks"?

get hydrated yo

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>and a B
Lets hope your dad doesn't beat you for this.

is this the new Monster viral campaign?

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I'll continue to laugh at the retards who STILL underestimate Trump and haven't learned his game plan.
They provide plenty of comic relief in this busy world we live in.

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Sounds like a psychological problem. Maybe its best you get that looked at before you're involuntarily committed. That also gets extended during the weekends and holidays so get it done now!

trust us goy it backfired, we wont show you the entire thing or anything that wont make the president look like an idiot nor will we show you the rambling of the old white cunt that apparently is the leader of a pack of nogs, moronic holes and low iq islamists, so yea, sure makes sense why a jew and an old white bitch are heads of the dnc...sure

michael cohens daughter is very hot

How many people are you?

there are people that unironically expected a brick wall and not a combination of massive steel and concrete structures along with more border agents, drones, and nuclear mines (which are immune to nuclear mines)

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She is probably bill clintons blowjob cum dumpster while he pleads the elites for leniency when punishing him for being friends with drumpf

Even BuzzFeed says Trump cleaned their clocks

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I'm still waiting for the script kiddie to post pic related every time "no wall" is posted.

>no wall will ever be bu-

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>Even BuzzFeed says Trump cleaned their clocks
Best part is that the democrat strategy was to "try to trick Trump into owning the shutdown" when SHUTTING THE GOVERNMENT DOWN FOR THE WALL MONEY IS THE ONLY THING HIS BASE ASKS THIS END OF YEAR

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Does an automatic gun turret count as a drone if it's stationary?

Is it capable of flying?

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>Everyone was wrong
*except for Jow Forums

Sassy

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Mika is gay bashing again

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That is the best sign I have ever seen.

Ben Shapiro, as usual, wrong
> Nate was never not a hack

desu just build these and wrap them in razor wire youtu.be/Hu3p5ZR_i5s

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I see portugal is having fun today

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>there are people that unironically expected a brick wall
don't forget the personal check from mexico's president with 'the wall' in the subject line

What are they up to today, Jow Forums?

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>Trump simultaneously rapes a man and woman on live TV for the entire world to see
IMPEACH THAT SEXIST PIG!

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As much as I'd love to laugh at retards who underestimate Trump with you guys, I got finals to cram for.
Have a nice day!

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Why would you lie on the internet Benji? We both know Nate Cardboard was always a hack.

JEJ, that's accurate

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> CHECKED!

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MOOOOOOON!

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Oh noes!!!

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>wanna see my sock collection

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people have been black listed for this kind of talk. what gives ? getting sick of this foul mouthed cunt getting special treatment.

>portubro wants to be a milf
based and TGpilled

Her dad was a globalist stooge, of course she'll get a free pass.

Good that means they are working more and have less power.

NO NO NO NO!!!

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Why does Rasmussen try to hide it with that location for the stats blocking the line?

wow chillizza is going to hell full of it

Mika truly hit the wall, I miss good old Cosplay Mika hitting the convention scene!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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>Why does Rasmussen try to hide it with that location for the stats blocking the line?

Dunno. That pops up when you mouse over the day, so it always does.

GIB WITE GF!

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Even though she's jewish? What a cianigger.

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Mika wishes that was her

Will Micron survive it?

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the same fags that keep posting fate katie tweets

So like a plastic surgery coke burned out cunt

>mfw

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Hot take from Vox

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She still hasn't deleted that tweet. I have a feeling the Zodiac may come out of retirement soon.

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>bring proud of the sequel trilogy
r/things_that_totally_happened

>his people will love it, shutdown or no shutdown
If Trump signs another spending bill with no wall he is begging to lose in 2020. The Dems will run a retard candidate, but Trump cannot run again on "we will build the wall for real this time"

Gay is not okay

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Uh...

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why don't you like pelosi?

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...

link it cuckboi!

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being a degenerate weeb is not okay

he did good in 2012

>If Trump signs another spending bill with no wall he is begging to lose in 2020

I think he understands that. And this is the perfect time for a shutdown.

During the holidays, when most Feds are off anyway, and nobody cares about things like National Parks being closed.

>vote of no confidence

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