Am I actually autistic?

Discuss, I got a date with her in a week, made this joke to reference something she said before. Was this too far? Did I fuck it up?

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>emojis
that was your mistake

>Am I actually autistic?
Holy fuck, yes. Why in the fuck would you say something like that?

What should I have said?

Literally anything else. She basically offered to jump right into bed with you and you went out of your way to throw the "we're just friends" thing in her face. She was ready to fuck and you massively cockblocked yourself. Also, none of what you said even remotely sounded like a joke. It just kind of sounded like you were bitter about the "we're just friends" thing and brought it up to her even though all of her communication beforehand obviously implied that she's willing to sleep with you. She sent you pretty obvious signals that she was good to go and you royally fucked it up. Wow, dude. Impressive.

You’re exactly fixing right god fucking damnit I hate my fucking self so god damn much right now fuck this gay shit fuck this gay Earth

How could I salvage this?

Take your lumps and try to learn something. In the future, if a girl wants to fuck you don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever bring up anything about her not wanting to fuck you before. She obviously got more comfortable with you, started liking you a little bit more, decided to give it a shot and you yelled "WOAH I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST FRIENDS?". There was absolutely no need for that. Please, don't do this again. If she wants to fuck then all of your communication should be about how you can make that happen.

I am as socially awkward and autistic as you can get and even I realize how bad you fucked up

The sad thing is you can probably get out of this by not being an idiot, she seems to really like you

Fuck man I can't believe someone like you could even get into this situation in the first place

just say "anyway, forget all that - i'll be waiting for you with a bottle of wine at ___ pm ;) see you"

don't even need to say anything fancy

and cool it on the emojis jesus

Seriously, if she answers back then pretend like you didn't say it and go right back to the jokes about getting her in your bed and trying to set up a date to hang out. If she doesn't answer back then you're fucked. Both you and her know what you said was a giant turn off so messaging her again is only going to show your desperation to fix it which is, of course, another giant turn off.

quick! say "nvm that come over"

Fuck dudes. She called me a 9/10 but dude I am fucking borderline autistic I swear. Thanks for the help. Can’t believe I did this dumb shit.

I followed up with this. Thoughts?

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FUCK, DUDE, NO. You should not have mentioned it. I told you to pretend like you didn't say it and move right back to the jokes and flirting. Now you've just doubled down on the awkwardness and made the situation even less sexy. Move on, bro, you've ruined this one.

Du kannst das noch schlechter als ich, respekt

Thanks. Ass.

I sympathize man but what in the actual fuck is wrong with you

I honestly can't believe you managed to make it worse.

Holy shit

Just write this one off as an L, bud. Oh my god.

Fuck dudes. What the fuck am I doing wrong.

>borderline autistic
>borderline
>b o r d e r l i n e

I don't know how to describe it. I guess you're just self-effacing and nervous and terrified. At least that's what these chatlogs are making you come across as.
Reminds me of this: youtube.com/watch?v=2nRDSE7JocI

you should've stopped at "no need to figure anything" you fucking autist, she was sold

holy SHIT op, jesus, honestly even if you got advice on how to salvage this you'd probably find another way to fuck shit up, just find an autist like yourself. Let me understand one thing tho, is the deal off now?

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Prolly not. We still got a date planned

well honestly the best bet would seem to be to learn to recognize when you're being a fucking autist and following up with something like "actually I'm just rambling i definitely didn't get enough sleep last night" and go right back to the flirting and shit, also yes, those fucking emojis man sheesh

Aight

Disagree, what OP needs to do is stop backpedaling immediately and pretend it didn't happen. Hopefully she just confuses it for nervousness (which she might even find endearing) rather than the blight of autism we recognize on him.

I’ve honestly never made this big of a mistake with a chick and I’m not actually autistic

No chances. It damaged good. You humiliated her OP. She offered you and you rejected her. Should’ve stopped at the first reply you sent her. By that text you sounded pretty alpha. After that you sounded like a not - even - beta. It’s pathetic

You’re saying there’s no hope I can salvage this?

We don't get to decide if you can salvage it. She gets to decide. Here's hoping she's not a sensitive cunt who is basically keeping a running score or your screw ups and subtracting them from your positives. Most girls (95%) do that for the entire relationship until the engagement, if they get that far.

Holy fuck boys. I pulled this shit out. It’s good, it’s all fucking good. I love you nihilist faggots. I’m not autistic just tired.

lmao how

This one gets a BIG yikes outta me, dawg

I apologized like a normal person and then I ended up getting nudes. Sometimes you can look good and still get away with being autistic.

Don't let these people make you feel bad. A lot of us have to talk ourselves out of pussy a few times before we wise up. Chalk it up as a learning experience and don't contact her again until she contacts you. This will probably blow over in time as long as you play it cool. Remember, with women, less is really more when it comes to talking. Throw out breadcrumbs and let them come to their own conclusions.

lmao op, you've been blessed by the gods with a handsome face, I hope you appreciate it you beautiful aspie

I’ve noticed I’ve gotten a lot more pussy when I just give no fucks and say whatever comes to mind. That’s where this shit comes from. But trust me it’s good now, even better than before. Not saying I won’t fuck it up again.

HELLO

REDDIT

SPACING

why do you have this image saved on your computer?

why do you write in English if your phone interface is in German? you fucked up btwo

>we live in a society where people from different countries communicate in English to make up for not understanding each other's native language
huhh... wow... this, like... REALLY activates my almonds...

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And that's how every incel is born

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Idek. She speaks german as well. But we just speak English to eachother most of the time.

How can I know if I'm being bitter or passive aggressive? People tell me I'm being like that a lot but I don't even notice.

>and cool it on the emojis jesus
What's proper emoji usage? I pretty much just use ":v" occasionally (Does it make me look like a cunt?).

Based

What do I do if I don't want to fuck her?

What's so bad about it? He owned up to his fuck up instead of being a little bitch and pretending it didn't happen. It shows accountability.

Anyone who uses emojis unironically should be sent to the ovens

If anyone should be being sent to the ovens is the faggots that go "look I'm being cringy as shit but it's okay because I'm doing it ironically, lol".

I hate everything so fucking much.

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Same.

link her this thread

Why would you lie on the internet?

What were you thinking?

kinda ruined it lol, should have told her to come over then and skipped the autistic jokes
WHEN SHE LITERALLY ASKED YOU IF SHE COULD COME OVER

Someone who uses this much emojis doesn't deserve to get laid anyhow

made it worse lol....
don't apologize, your just making it weirder.
Your goal when texting it to meet up in person, not make her laugh.
She was weirded out by your comments. Don't act like you have something to hide, just ask to meet up next time, because I think you blew this one lol

>"hey user wanna fuck me raw until your bedsheets smell like my insides?"
>"lol, nah we're just friends"
HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THIS MUCH WE LITERALLY GAVE YOU A RESPONSE TO COPY AND PAST INTO YOUR PHONE YOU FAGGOT

Anything else

Ya, don't do this.

Really have no idea how you can bring this back.

Go on the date, don't do that again and hope she thinks it was some isolated awkward outbreak.

Not like there's a playbook or something.

this

No wonder Germany lost WWII. It was never even in the possibility that they would win.

>fuck me raw until your bedsheets smell like my insides?"
Real sexy. Totally makes me want to fuck her.

Its "bad" because it didn't win the girl. If it worked people wouldn't be so harsh.

The point of interacting with women is to polarize and get strong yeses or nos. You're supposed to get rejected by people who dont work for you. Calibrating your interaction to specific people just to have sex with them is called manipulation.

Everyone calibrates their interactions in order to get something.

oh lord all those smileys make you fucking insecure looking

Why?

Yes you are autistic. But so is she so you might in the clear.

So, update. It’s all fine, she’s really attracted to me, and we have a date still set up. So it’s all good. But I’m not sure if I’m gonna be able to move this past the friend stage due to other circumstances

Who cares? Just fug her from time to time.

I’m not looking for a friends with benefits relationship. I’m looking for a relationship

Faggot.

Then why did you attack her with the "but we're just friends" line?

Cause I’m a spiteful asshole.

And I was honestly hoping for a “well, that can change”. Line

Given the shit she's letting you get away with I'm sure you still have a chance.

There's a difference between working on your social skills and being mindful of others' boundaries and straight up lying about who you are. And if a woman is so on the fence about you emotionally that using emojis turns her off enough to drop you, it's probably a sign it was not going to work out anyway.

You aren't autistic, just stupid and you overthought too much.

I don’t think it’s the chance I want. I don’t want to just hook up and I don’t want to be just friends

>Why?
because they show that you are not confident enough to say it with a straight face

ITT

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So when girls throw you the bone and you don't take it you're gambling, doing that got the girl to chase me-- but I've seen many cases where the girl will stop after that too
You should have said "time is money, friend"

Lol you fucked the goat!

The pivotal moment that you should have gone full no judgment you decided to make shit complicated and shove the past at her?

Thats not autism, you were just stupid.

English isn’t her first language so when I make some joke that is already teasing and rude I want her to know that it’s a joke and not take it the wrong way.

I use/have used emojis when communicating with women I'm interested in. It helps. And if I quit using emojis with my gf I would either have to stop texting pretty much altogether or prepare for about a dozen shitstorms a month from misinterpretation. And only a dozen because I live with my gf and texting is usually just a few messages a day.

>not take it the wrong way
That is why you fail

i like the low res version better

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F

>ywn be this beta

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>sending multitexts like a fem
Give up op.

Thats a tough one bro. I guess you could try cutting your dick off but I can't think of anything else.

>I want her to know that it’s a joke and not take it the wrong way.
so you are scared and consider her a fragile being. sigh enjoy your single status

You are honestly so stupid it's frustrating for me.

>Let's have casual sex
>Ok
>Ok
>I want something more than that
>What?
>Be my girlfriend
>Why won't you be my girlfriend?
>FUCK, BE MY GIRLFRIEND

It reads to me like you read too much PUA and thought "I gotta neg as much as possible" was the route to go

that's probably the case.
>sigh
you're just as gay as OP