A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN
Jaxon Wilson
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Gavin Johnson
Alienfags BTFO
Luke Bennett
ayyyyy
Lucas Rodriguez
The madman
Brody Clark
False flag, the aliens are trying to cover their asses.
Brandon Baker
Not aliens. Its the government thats been experimenting on civilians. They stage abductions for medical research that is illegal an unethical.
Also organ harvesting. The gov kidnaps people from national parks and cuts out their organs to sell to old jews afraid of dying.
David Taylor
t. annunaki
Ryan Price
Aliens spotted.
Carson Walker
What's next alien sex, Ima probe you, Ima strobe you.
Austin Walker
>Disguised
user...I..
Jose Richardson
based and earpilled
Robert Reed
Nathaniel Miller
Funny story, not True. Its fake news. Read their disclaimer
Christian Gray
World news daily report is an israeli satire site. Its literally run by the only funny jews left on earth
David Kelly
Sure it's aliens, you won't fool anyone here, Martian. You have to go back, we don't tolerate illegal migrants here on Earth.
Noah Kelly
kek
Dylan Evans
Jason Sullivan
kek
“He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.”
Landon Martin
if you were anally probed by this guy, you present charges?
Eli Baker
Fake news:
It’s actually Bernie Samders
Jaxson Gonzalez
I wonder how the FBI got him to confess?
They must have asked him so "probing" questions.
Mason James
Why do you asking?
Isaac Walker
Mason Garcia
Andrew Flores
This website has some funny headlines, but it's all bullshit.
Samuel Sanders
mutt already looks like an alien
Elijah Bennett
I wonder how many of these people called up George Noory afterwards?
Oliver Russell
Lol. Dat picture.
Justin Baker
lmao
John Morgan
You just have to ruin all the fun, don't you? Dumbass.
Ethan Martinez
Benjamin Hughes
>costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens
>convinced they were being abducted
Americans are so dumb.
Elijah Nguyen
How are those ears even real?
Nathan Phillips
Fuck off space Nigger were full
William Taylor
MURICA!
Ruining all the fun since 1865.
Logan Anderson
Disinfo campaign to ridicule legit cases.
Jack Ward
the ironing
Easton Myers
HOLY SHIT I WAS ONE OF HIS VICTIMS, ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS CHOSEN BY ALIENS AND IT WAS SOME DISGUSTING OLD GUY
Gabriel Clark
He's an elf, last of his kind. No wonder he's gone crazy.
Nathaniel Barnes
isn't that just convenient, i know that it was a alien probing my butt! Certainty no senior citizen.
Trump should reform the FBI as soon as possible.
Jonathan Hill
Space niggers btfo
Elijah Scott
I think we should be more concerned with covering our asses.
Colton Sanders
AYY LMAO
Tyler Ramirez
>do not want to believe...
Brody Evans
>vocaroo.com
Oh Jesus, that's a good one.
Jaxson Ramirez
This is about as real as my girlfriend
Mason Gomez
Matthew Powell
Fuck, imagine being one of his victims, telling your story, everyone laughing and mocking you and thinking your crazy... thats some rough shit, its funny cause ayy's right but its legit kidnapping, rape and torture...
Joseph Wilson
>Actualy checking snopes and posting it as a source
wew
Lucas Sanders
This story is probably a complete fabrication.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
...
David Powell
Falun Dafa has been claiming the Chinese gov't has done this for years. watch Shen Yun
it definitely happens in america, user. clinton foundation in haiti, catholic church in europe and canada, it's all there
cattle mutilations are tied into this. i wouldn't have believed any of it, but have family farms where it was confirmed
Luke Bailey
BETO IS THE FRONTRUNNER!!!
Connor Edwards
look at those ears, he obviously is an ayy
the leading ufologist literally said there would be upcoming alien false-flags just a couple of months ago.
the next event will be an ""invasion""
Blake Morales
>all alien abduction stories are this guy probing your ass
Ahahhahahjaha
Leo Morris
Well great, now I have to question my entire world view. I always figured this one was real.
Sebastian Nelson
Ayyyy myanuuus
Jaxson Lee
There is no need to obfuscate your anus.
Lincoln Campbell
Lmfao everyone in Texas is a closeted sodomite
Jackson Brown
i have that one LOL
Jayden Turner
Motherfucker got alien looking ears. Big ass satellite dishes on the side of his head.
Adam Price
Jaxon Bennett
Who the fuck wouldnlet that watch their kids?
Jackson Wood
This, im dying over here.
Julian Reed
> worldnewsdailyreport
russians.. you people are gullible fucking morons. top kek. no wonder it's still a third world shithole in 2018. this never happened, you stupid cunt.
Jacob Rogers
>the absolute genius behind that
Jose Reyes
Snopes
Connor Clark
topkek
Caleb Kelly
Robert Turner
jfc...are you pretending to be dumb?
Carson Rivera
This.
Connor Gomez
>imagine
Thomas Diaz
Turns out /tg/ was right, elves really need to be gassed.
Logan Hernandez
La Creatura
Blake Morales
looks like an obese white woman slammed her face in chocolate cake
Jack Williams
Xavier Parker
Dudes got a hobby
John Davis
im legitimately disappointed in myself that his character didnt immediately come to mind
Henry King
Fuck, that's a great idea..
Robert Morales
CARLOS
Gabriel Rivera
>my granddad
>mfw
Jordan Barnes
kill yourself you horrible, horrible faggot. that cockmonger was the death of a great radio show
Sebastian Thomas
what a legend. anybody crosspost it to x yet?
Thomas Murphy
Please be true. That is hilarious.
Zachary Robinson
>TAIWANESE MILLIONAIRE SUCCESSFULLY GETS TRANSPLANTED 12-INCH-LONG BLACK MAN’S PENIS
>“My wife always tease me about my tiny penis, now she will have big black cock,” he said laughingly.
>“There is also a period of adaptation, most people are not used to carrying such a heavy load,” he laughs.
What is this website even??
Joshua Phillips
Logan Nelson
>kill yourself you horrible, horrible faggot.
I'm making fun of George "3rd degree burns from a pizzaroll" Noory you dumb cunt
Brody Lee
Daniel Lewis
is he, dare i say, the original ayyy
Blake Fisher
Sides ded
Sebastian Powell
Jaxson Nguyen
>thinking they'd kidnap US citizens and not just mass-murder a bunch of brown people to get the organs
David Lopez
ah yes, the anti-snopes retards. if you bothered reading the article, you'd see this news story came from World News Daily. take a gander at the disclaimer at the bottom of their site and decide whether le evil snopes propaganda machine is to blame
Christian Miller
doesnt even need a makeup
Benjamin Wood
What does he look like without the mask though?
Cameron Hall
go on...
Andrew Nelson
we wuz the fall guy and shit
again the alien stabs you in the back after diligently helping him in his work
he should have never trusted {{{them}}}
Jaxson Gonzalez
Why didn't they take his picture without the Ferengi mask?
Adam Scott
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Really fucked up bro.
Well then that clears the /x/ conspiracy theories.
Brayden Adams
some big old kike ears