Brit/pol/: Brit/poll/ edition

Is there going to be a United Ireland soon lads?

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suka blyat idi nachui

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What will DUP/Lab/Greens/Lib-Dem do if May stays?

kek

Based Northerner Crick

Screech autistically

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screech and whine on the backbenches
no change really

Hi everyone :3

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Is John Pienaar the most smooth talking journo in politics?

heylo :3

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

Batty man dun sed right

Still waiting to hear what they meant by this?

Louis was captured in Austria in 1938. He was held in a luxury hotel until the family paid a ransom and then released.
Elie was an officer in the French army and captured during the battle of France. He stayed in a military POW camp until he was inexplicably released in 1944.
Phillipe was arrested by the Vichy police in Algeria. He was stripped of his French citizenship and then released.
Alain was also an army officer in the same regiment as Elie and captured at the same time. He stayed in the POW camp until the end of the war.
Phillipine (daughter of Phillipe) lived in Paris pretty much as normal.
Elisabeth married into the family but was separated and using her maiden name. She was arrested by the Gestapo for trying to use fake identity documents and sent to Ravensbruck. She conveniently died a few weeks before the war ended after 4 years of captivity.

Yes lad
How's the autism?

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Summary of how and why brit/pol handled the Ed years?
Best posts too?
Missed it when it happened

Kek.
On a serious note, is the vote of no confidence based only by party control? Such as the conservatives can only vote out May or is there a more lengthy process to allow other parties to vote in no confidence?

t. uneducated burger about UK politics

Hiiiii :3
Leave me alone :(

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Hopefully

EGGSIT BREGGSIT!

Sorry lad, made the mistake of genuinely caring.

Lower ranking bureaucrats in the Nazi party loved money more than they hated jews

>pic related

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how this one sandwich caused this entire country to descend into chaos.

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hopefully WTO coming soon lads

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''Europeans killed 6 million Jews out of 12.But today the Jews rule the world by proxy they have others to fight and die for them''

I wonder what did Malasian Prime Minister meant by this? That ''Europeans'' killing jews were their puppets?

youtube.com/watch?v=36c1PTAya2U

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>The sandwich that doomed Britain

this guy should run for president

>Fuck Frisia
Fuck you, Frisia is awesome and their women are unfailingly lovely.

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I saw Theresa May at a Boots in Knightsbridge yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Fredos in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Kebab or Chinese for dinner lads?

Do you donate to Christmas charities?

That way is the only way which would likely lead to her being ousted due to the votes required (far easier to let a party who already has shown a loss of faith in their own leader oust their leader), but:
>Under the Fixed-Term Parliaments Act, a no confidence motion is passed like any other vote in the Commons - by a "simple" (half) majority.
>That means if Labour, the SNP, smaller parties, May's DUP allies and a small clutch of Tories team up, they can pass one.
>If this vote is passed, it starts a 14-day countdown clock to the government's doom.
>The PM can stay in office for these 14 days. But they must win a second vote with support from at least half of MPs within two weeks, otherwise a general election is triggered automatically.

BASED

If the party calls for it it's just the party that gets to vote, if parliament calls for it then it's all MPs, the latter being a more lengthy process requiring an act of parliament

say it with me "brexit isn't going to happen"

Nothing like an election to bring out all the Tory boys. Outer Jow Forums was a mistake.

Oldie but goldie

Yeah it's only Tory mps who can vote she's already brought back two who were suspended so she must be worried

There is no direct route to out her for the other parties they can start a no confidence vote but it's not binding but does leave her in a really fucked up situation

>foreign food
get in the brexit spirit

Theres two. The internal one thats happening now where may needs half the tories. Or the one that can be put forward by the opposition and they need two thirds of mps to oust the pm

Why did Prime Minister of Malasia meant by ''Europeans killled 6 million Jews out of 12.But today Jews rule the world by proxy.They have others to fight and die for them''

youtube.com/watch?v=-PJ9u8h3Gzw

Stop it you fatass, eating shit like that is the male equivalent of giving birth to a nigger baby

I met Dominic Raab at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Dominic Raab shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big fan of his writings) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Dominic was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Dominic Raab and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

I doubt many of you will agree with me, but you all are being played. This is a fake confidence vote - May probably asked her allies to put their letters in. Everyone knows there's not enough numbers for a vote of no-confidence to win. So what's the point? She wants a distraction, and a distraction which, when it's over, will make her look stronger and give her back a bit of control of her party. It's a great move.

No, we have a welfare system. If that goes I’ll donate to charities. I give stuff to smack heads though.

>this country

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I think its highly likely may will stay, but I hope she gets booted to watch the left shit themselves over muh patriarchy

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Chips

checkmate

SSSTTTTTOOOOOOOOHHHHHHPPPPPP!!!!!

BBBBBBRRRRRREEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!

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There are two types of vote of no-confidence:

1. The current one is an intra-party one, voting on the subject of confidence in her as party leader of the conservatives. If she loses, or wins by a slim majority, she will probably have to resign. As it stands I believe she has already said she will not stand for re-election as PM next general election.

2. The other type of vote is a parliamentary vote of no-confidence, in which all MPs vote on whether they have confidence in the leader of the PM. If the PM loses this vote, they will have to call a general election.

>to watch the left shit themselves over muh patriarchy
what

t. making it up on the spot here but...
it takes senior party leader people to say no confidence vote on leader
and needs backing from other mps in party and you need solid grounds for it because if leader stays on power you will not be looked on favourably if you signed up to say your a shit leader
opposition parties need justification and backing from other parties to trigger vote of no confidence against leading party otherwise every 5 minutes it would just be don't like your policy, taking a vote, dont like that policy either, taking another vote
i think theres a time delay between votes as well so if you fail you have to wait till can do anything again

again this is all based on logic and common sense so it is probably the complete opposite of actual parliament rules

Can't imagine the usually state of this place

Possibly

But I also think a lot of mps are worried about their jobs And with her in charge they are fucked

The vote is split 50/50.

Sausage sandwich it is then.
I’m good brah, got a home gym Jow Forums

Well she famously asked Cameron who said she only needs to win by 1

Theresa May won a leadership contest in 2016. You can't change your minds. May is the will of the party.

this

if you don't impregnate them early, Ahmed surely will, do it for Britain

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We are actually very strong.1,3 Billion Muslims can't be simply wiped out.Europeans killed 6 million Jews out of 12,but today the Jews rule the world by proxy,they have others to fight and die for them''

Did Prime Minister of Malysia meant British as one of those ''others'' to fight and die for Jews, back in his 2003 UN speech?

Check video it's just 25 seconds long.

youtube.com/watch?v=-PJ9u8h3Gzw

Nah, I just got back from the shop next to the chippy, I cba to go out again.

based old man don't give 2 fucks about PC

>May wins confidence vote on the basis she'll get brexit done and be gone
>Implying it will be her decision
>Corbyn will call a Parliamentary vote of confidence straight after she wins with the support of DUP and disgruntled Tories
>May will lose, they'll be an election with May at the helm and unable to control things

Get ready for your new PM lads

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That's not answering why the Third Reich let so many Rothschilds just walk away.

Thats not what im saying you dull cunt

Thanks for the info. Is that why Sturgeon or whatever her name is from Scotland is trying to get Corbyn to start the process to oust May? I'm only assuming here: May will stay, but will lose DUP even more and the other parties will just team up against May and the Tories. I'm also guessing, again, that the different parties are more keen on a second referendum for Brexit.

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Get Garlic sauce, fried chicken and WEDGES

they look like they have already aborted three of Ahmed's children each

Who's he forming a coalition with?

this is bullshit but i believe it

The ransom negotiations and movement from a prison to a hotel for Louis were arranged by Himmler himself.

You. You're welcome.

hey do any of you bongs have a good stream link for a colonist

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sturgeons just a cunt
who knows why it does anything

I’m allowed the odd takeaway, I’m not a nun.

SNP and lib dems will be plenty

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>rich, white old men once again kicking out a woman who's made it in politics

She's fucking disgrace.
And her "deal" is pure shit.

Wedges? What is wrong with you?? They are always soggy as shit and cold.

Youre allowing the pakis to profit you lard arse, bet you suck off mohamed on your taxi ride home aswell done ya

You are Jew shill who claimed communism in eastern Europe. was fault of Hitler.
In fact it's fault of England

Churchill knew who was behind Bolshevik revolution as early as 1919,so did Mussolini so did Kaiser too,they all knew it,but unlike them,Churchill decided to side with Communism and fight on their side agaisnt Axis.

>Lib Dems

Lmao just wind it up now, you deluded moron

I cast the deciding vote that she will win.

I reckon she will lose.

She should go anyways because she is always running to EU and asking what to do and then comes back and lies.