Can someone tell me how the fuck I can get a girlfriend? I have no fucking clue...

If you honestly think company with women come without fun, why do you even want a gf? They don't come with unconditional love for you. You need to spend time with people in order to care about them. Ergo, why would want to date anyone you can't have fun with? You should avoid spending your free time with people you don't have fun with, but if you're just going to blanket that category by gender you're retarded.

Not OP, but seems like I spotted some roasties.
Let me let you in on a little secret before you go back to plebbit.
Men don't find females to be fun to be around. Most men just pretend, to the point of convincing themselves even, that some female might be a fun person to be with because they really want to fuck her, or one of her friends. That's it. That's all their is to it.
You whores are just shallow and dumb and you'll never be 'fun to be around'.

>I have no friends
Get friends. This is not optional.
They'll provide you with social skills and social situations. And as a bonus it will make women not think that you're a desperate man married to his job.

>frogposters

Sup, Jow Forums

You're just confirming me roastie.
Calling someone an incel virgin because they can't argue is roastie 101 behavior.
Just confirming you're a shallow whore people pretend to want to hang out with because they want to get to your cunny.

That's funny, last time I checked I didn't have a vagina.

Be a better person
You don't deserve a gf

you dont need a girlfriend you need to stop being lonely, you think a gf will solve that but if by any chances you get one you will still feel lonely but with a dick in someones mouth.

>everyone who doesn't hate women must be a woman
>dumb bitch cunts are so dumb they can't what a nice guy I am, I'll show them

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>huuuuur you're literally a serial killer incel
Outing you whores and whiteknights is too easy.

God made woman as the companion of man. Given His evident perfection, he wouldn't make a companion that man would hate, but instead would shape them to be likeable and to offer good company. He is benevolent, He wouldn't wish ill on someone.
There's also the fact that man trusts woman with his children. You wouldn't let someone you dislike raise your children, they'd grow to be more like them than more like you, and your legacy must reflect who you are.

Friendly reminder to report potential incels terrorists to the authorities.

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Friendly reminder that the FBI is a serious organization. We don't have time for kids thinking they're witty reporting people they don't like on the internet.
Don't waste people's time on purpose, report real threats, and we'll be able to protect you better. Thank you.

Its not going to fix you. You need to make peace with who you are. The reason you want a gf is because most women have their own unique identity.You want to be someone and you rationalize that if you had a gf people would somehow view you as you want to be viewed. Think about it. Why would anyone want to be with you if you can't even be with yourself.

Stop the bullshit; stop doing things that you regret at night. Start working out. Instead of playing that extra game of PUBG you could do some exercises. Instead of wasting time browsing internet to feed your demons learn a new language. Want friends ? Go to some place like a coffee shop. Spot someone alone and go open a conversation. Don't worry about being weird. Everyone is a little weird.

Just try and fail. Think of it like learning how to do basic math. You have to fail to understand.
I might be a lil self reflecting lol :) hope it helps someone else.

>using smileys on Jow Forums
>>>/reddit/

>stop doing things that you regret at night
?

> :)
Self reflecting on your bad actions before you sleep.

Whats my grammatical mistake here ?

No mistakes on your part, simply a very broad statement. 'Things that you regret at night' could mean a lot of things.

He means stop staying up untill 6am playing videogames and wanking it to tentacle porn you loser weeb.

This reply is incel as fuck. You don't need a girlfriend; you need a conscience.

Not that user, but no one's whiteknightting, faggot. We just don't have our heads stuck in /r9gay/ mode

But why would I regret that?

You know what, just go back to Jow Forums and try not to shoot up a school, ok?

Do you actually have the ability to have fun ?

What do you exactly do for fun ?

>you're literally unable to have fun if you don't pretend you have fun around roasties

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Stop, you are just making it worse...

Its up to you if you regret it. Just understand that some people might not share the same excitement with that activity.

Why are you dodging my question ?

That seems like a giant waste of money for everyone involved.

>you are just making it worse
I'm in school or college so I'm not in any danger of this incel sperging out.
He might run people over though I guess, there's that.

Where did you get that I'm an incel?

Its just frustrated people and you are encouraging their bad behavior by pushing them away.

Why ?

>i'm so lonely tfw no gf how do i get gf anons
>i-i'm totally not an incel i swear!
Fuck off to Jow Forums loser.

>i'm so lonely tfw no gf how do i get gf anons
What? You think I'm OP?

I'm not frustrated, tho. I simply said "things to regret at night" could be interpreted in a lot of ways.

Its not specific to you. I'm just sick of this incel bs. Its just pushing people deeper into that mindset until they break. I know that its likey that not everyone will be get out of that mindset but if we don't try and just keep labeling people its just going to get worse.

These people don't want to get out of it though, they're obsessed with social exclusion.

You seem rather obsessed with them, in turn.

>Unironically asking the tfw no gf board how to get a gf

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>Hates women
>WHY DON'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, YOU GUYS?!

Of course, pointing your finger at someone and laughing certainly is no help to anyone. But it's much much easier than actually helping, so people will be more inclined to do it.

1. be attractive
2. there is no step two

You're right, people get married because they want to spend their entire lives with someone they hate and give that person all their money.
Are you actually retarded or something?

Another whiteknight. How unexpected.

Please be patient he has autism.

>hurr durr ur a whit nite
Not an argument faggot.

You ever consider that maybe people don't want to be around you because of your attitude and not because they're shallow or whatever?

No one gave you permission to get on this train. This is between and me.

Most women these days don't date their friends, they keep them around for support and date random assholes they meet elsewhere.

lol all these damn copypastas for simple questions about not having something you want, pls go back

Please get help. I'm really worried about you.

It seems like you got off this train a few stops ago mate.

Females bring a world of problems and its really not possible to be "friends" with them but if you don't enjoy them in at least some kind kind of platonic way then yeah you're an asshole and won't get laid.

I'm simply satisfied with his answer. No point in dragging out good things.
Help me yourself if you're so worried.

>I know everyone's relationships better than they do because my feelings

>if you don't enjoy the company of roastie whores you're an asshole
Are you literally a roastie, or literally plebbit?

I have trouble with this myself but here's the basic rundown: Make yourself a likeable and appealing person, chill out with whatever asshole tendencies you have, participate in some normie stuff, and talk to girls in a friendly way.

>Help me yourself if you're so worried.
I'm not a professional.

>and its really not possible to be "friends" with them
What? Why not?

lol no im just not as fucked up some of these guys here, I'm 100% with you guys that women are generally cruel and manipulative but they still have platonic value. Most of them say and do silly, cute stuff that can make you happy even if you aren't fucking them.

> copypasta
> poured my heart
Why you gotta do this ?

It's very easy to speak but no so easy to actually act, isn't it?
You're not changing the world by telling people to get help.

I didn't even read it but I'm sure you did good user, don't worry. They didn't mean it.

Still doesn't change the fact that you clearly need it.

Based on experience I can tell you that the sexual tension and other gender relations issues will prevent it from being a balanced and healthy relationship. Women feel like special snowflakes and don't believe in important concepts like reciprocity when it comes to males, they will demand everything from you but not help or support you when you need it unless they feel like it at that moment. They will also act like you're trying to fuck them pretty much no matter what, meaning they will be really annoying about deciding whether or not to hang out.

Seriously any straight man who has had platonic female friends will admit this if pressed, it just isn't a real friendship. Not saying you shouldn't do it but don't think for one second that it's going to be fair and sincere.

I am not going to get any help you don't provide me.

guess it's a copyparaphrase then, still from reddit

I've had a couple of female friends for years and we pretty much behave how we would if we were both guys.

Yes, of course its hard to help. user, no one completely understands this shit. However there are people who dedicate their life to this. There could be so many things that might be causing you to act like this. I just don't know you enough to help you.

Dude have you been paying attention? Jow Forums is probably the worst board on Jow Forums and usually just tries to make OPs feel like shit rather than helping (despite claiming to be a nice place), if you're reliant on its help then you have a problem. You need to talk to people in real life, get some human contact one way or another.

you're deluding yourself mate, that simply doesnt happen and you know it

>to act like this.
Like what?

Neither of us wants or even thinks about having sex with the other one, we're comfortable, we casually hang out. What's not there?

You're either gay or lying, and in either case women just think of themselves as way better than men and play these weird power games

You sound like you hate reddit in general. Why ?

>You're either gay or lying
Oh, please, don't tell me you're going to go for the good old "A real straight man will want to fuck any woman near him".

Like people need to get your permission to talk back. Its really looks like a sign of trauma or mental illness

I have a right to not want people butting in in my conversations. I'm sorry it offends you.

No but the thought will occur to him, and youre ignoring my real point

Carry on wanting hun

What's your real point? That I'm gay because I don't want to have sex with her?

No, moron, my point is that women take advantage of men in general and play stupid power games that ruin mutually respectful relationships.

You are right user. You do have that right. Just the way you say it makes it look like you are not doing so well.

I don't really think she's benefiting in any way from me. Certainly not financially.

I hate all you normalfags so much.
This board should be deleted.

Men play stupid power games that ruin mutually respectful relationships too. Its not exclusive to women.

>normalfags
>implying these idiots are not the most lost of them all.

Muh equality

What does equality have to do with this what I said ?

Retard