Tinder bread

How do I let chicks know I'm just trying to hook up without coming across like a sleazebag in my bio?

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By using tinder.

I want to believe but half of these chicks have NO HOOKUPS!! on their bio

Those are usually the ones who will.

Same mate, I was told it'd be no problem to actually lose my virginity there, but the bitches are so fucking monotone. Here(Poland) all are art hoes with the occasional bot(someone literally used missalice's photos and made a fake profile). All these art hoes have the same thing in the bios, with the only difference being that some are fatter than others.

I actually seem to get a lot of matches, but speaking to these sluts is a fucking nightmare.

How into chad?

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Just say

I'm a sex maniac

In your tinder profile. Short, sweet and to the point

By using tinder. Seriously, everyone's there for a hook-up despite what they say in their bio. (Unless they're ugly af)

Try to skip the banter and go for drinks. Maybe flirt a little and invite them for drinks or something

they just don't want hookups from YOU lol

just say 'looking for fun, not anything serious' in your fucking bio

just fucking lie and say you're looking for a good time and something maybe more serious down the road, I've found that I can bang way more girls even the ones who want more serious relationships by just catering my responses to what they want.

I started to upfront ask them if they fuck. Tinder is honestly so fucking weird it hurts. Of course, If I had better social skills and a better body(apparently my face is good) I'd feel more confident in talking with these hoes.

OP I guess we could use tinder to practice just talking to people. That's the most people can get out of it unless they're god like adonis chads or are lucky

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So what do you guys usually do when you match? Do you ask them on a regular date first like coffee or some shit, or do you just go straight to phone numbers and arrange whether it'll be your place, hers, or a hotel?

in my country you cant be upfront, people have to pretend they dont want to fuck, its pathetic

Doesn't seem to work for me, too. The other problem is I live in a small city, and it'd be awkward to fucking go with someone you literally know on a date through tinder. I'm getting more and more convinced to fuck off from that place.

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>with the only difference being that some are fatter than others.
Smiths starts playing

Tinder has made me from a balanced individual to a borderline mysoginist. I can't believe how fucking boring most girls are there. Let's set aside the sociopathic tendencies that come out (like standing you up or using you for sex then never replying).

>"Not looking for one night stands!"
>Pic is a bikini ass shot on a beach maybe doing yoga. Fucks on the second date, fucked one on the first at one point
>"I like to have deep conversations"
>Ignores conversation hooks, rarely asks questions, doesn't know about anything, doesn't take her job seriously, ends half her sentences with lol
>"Not like the other girls"
>Same scuba diving, hiking, party shots holding a drink, sometimes in a south-east asian country

Just described majority of women on tinder. I got laid a decent amount but oh my god do I have to wait and wade through a ton of disposable boring cunts.

I can't even seem to be bothered to speak to them anymore. Here I was willing and ready to finally fuck someone and I've got nothing

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They'll hook up anyone dont be fooled.

So what do I tell her when we match? Ask her to coffee? Just ask if I can come over and bang her? Coffee then invite her over to bang?

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Exchange some basic small talk and a slight introduction then ask to get drinks or go for coffee. Best way to do it just don't wait to long

And after that?

I've gotten that far with a girl before, but she was ugly as sin irl and sounded like a man and it didn't go further than the second date (first coffee, second movie). She she texted me she was disappointed I didn't show her any affection during the movie and that's when I said maybe we should see other people.