Male escort

So I'm short on rent but rather good looking and buff. Should I let gay dudes blow me for cash or won't I be able to deal with the possible trauma this will cause to me?

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Just do it...

>Should I let gay dudes blow me for cash
>blow me
Oh, sweet summer child.

What if I routinely hire a male escort and use the allotted time to get him to teach me how to get a body as good as his?

I signed up on some escorting portal and already got in touch with someone who wants to blow me while fondling my body for a nice bit of cash tonight. I feel a bit repulsed but could use the money

Enjoy your AIDs.

If you're going to do it make the limits clear.
Not saying homos are bad, but some people could want to take advantage of an inexperienced escort.

Most people don’t get AIDS anymore. They are HIV + undetected, meaning by taking a pill everyday they will live a normal life and never have AIDS.

>paying a dude to suck his dick
There's a reason that guy isn't sucking dick for free OP

Because he gets off at the fact that he's paying for it, obviously.

You’re gay anyway

Go for it

Obviously

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Oh, well then I'll correct the sentence then you faggot!

"Enjoy your HIV"

Considering it does nothing, yes, yes indeed it could be enjoyable.

What do you mean it does nothing?

Being this retarded must be painful

A big black dude named Thaddius would ravage your asshole with his large member for some cash.

>A big black dude named Thaddius
This sounds familiar somehow. Why?

Because they didn't find his backup drive.

“People living with HIV have to take medication every day, and the use of HIV medications over long periods of time can cause other health problems. In some people, long-term treatment of HIV infection can lead to diabetes, high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease, problems with kidney and liver function, a loss of bone strength (osteoporosis), or other conditions.”

So how does that not sound like the average 60 YO American?

Maybe he's in the closet? Also I'm a legit 9/10.

Shit dude, maybe you shouldn't aspire to be the average 60 year old American.

>I'm a legit 9/10.
That means 7.5/10 we subconsciously overappreciate ourselves.

Trust me, I am not.

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Dude you want a guy to pay you to suck your dick and getting HIV to you is nbd, you have some fucking issues

Do it, maybe you're a fag too

There is no risk in receiving oral sex, zero. So yeah IDGAF. HIV is no longer the death sentence it was ten years ago.

I so fucking hope you get HIV

Dude it's one of the few ways that aren't totally morally wrong to earn quick cash I feel like I'm outta options here

What a horrible country you must live in that brings you joy in saying things like that. Great Mom you have...

Why? You said it yourself it ain't so bad

Cause hes gonna show you what that ass is used for, fool.

just escort landwhales and 70 year olds you massive faglord

Go ahead and do it. One of them will "fall in love" with you eventually, be pissed off you're not queer, come to hate you, then set out to wreck your reputation just for spite.

bad idea. Have you tried applying for welfare?

the blowjob is the lure

the gay men want to fuck you and cum inside you

if you're a fag then who cares

i caught that reference

McMichael claimed that this post was a joke.

Don't do it, find other ways to make money or borrow it from someone.

OR sell some of your belongings.

Don't do something that you will regret

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Fuck guys, I got really close to actually going over to his place but had second thoughts and ended up deleting my account last minute. Fuck money problems