What happens here?
What goes on in Alaska?
mURDER AND RAPES
Locals hunt people for sport and food, like the Upper Peninsula in Michigan.
It'll be our
HAHA good one Wenceslaus
Rape in cities, welfare in boroughs, and independent people in the rest
This
T.Anchoragite
Nothing. It's dark and cold all the time.
Fuck off, we're full.
high capacity assault bears
How long do you think before our housing market collapses? I heard people saying 2018 was the best time to buy but I think that’s bullshit
Domestic abuse
top lel. you dumb drunk fucks couldn't even handle the natives. They even named dead man's bay in kodiak after the natives you were enslaving decided to poison you and your corpses washed up on shore.
It's full of retarded eskimo alcoholics who can give blacks a run for their money when it comes to killing people
Alaska is mundane
In that order?
Nothing we are full.
>I walked ON TOP of a glacier
Was trying to be first post
nothing, faggot californian immigrants move to my nice small town but cant be fucked to drive an extra 20 minutes to anchorage so they fuck over the real alaskans, locals, and pave over OUR FUCKING GODAMN POTATO FIELD A FUCKING HIGH WAY
>cant be fucked to drive an extra 20 minutes to anchorage
>20 minutes
That could be up to 40 miles away and I hit the rev limiter
can i come?
>Alaska is ful-
Why did they leave out the Aleutian Islands?
Says the guy who went after it melted... Ha
Full of what?
Cold,hard,freedom
You the user that has the Alaska buttplate on your 10mm glock?
You misunderstand.
Let me reiterate:
W e ' r e f u l l.
Alaskanons, I understand there's a huge furry culture in Alaska. People love to dress up as polar bears and then use hunting rifles as deep-insertion dildos, or at least that's what I've been told.
Where is the best place to experience the Alaska furry scene first-hand?
Were coming, don't worry most of us will die a horrible natural death upon arrival.
wat?
Attractive white women are an endangered species.