Brit/pol/ - Mad Mitch Edition

Vote for brit/pol/ Anglo of the Year 2018.

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Think of it like Time's Person of the Year, you don't necessarily have to vote for someone you like, just someone who has shook things up, or won't be forgotten soon.

(It's multiple choice)

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Glory to Wessex.
Glory to tall, slender, pale qts.
Glory to Tunnock's Tea Cakes.

Fuck Theresa May.
Fuck immigrants.
Fuck the EU.

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I'm voting for Eddie.

Just farted really hard lol also had a wank thinking about my girlfriends mum

Be frugal with your votes, try not to go over 5.

>he has a gf
>he's already thinking about someone else
Shameful.

Not THAT bad if it's her mum

i've been high since last friday

The real poll
>poal.me/sac2wr

i spend your tax money on neet sweets

Think I might actually just be shit at guitar, lads

Best poll
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switching lanes bumping gucci mane

cocaine in your bitch brain

I don't pay tax because my boss pays me cash in hand please don't tell HMRC

i dont pay tax cos tax is for pussies innit

jean claude junkeer is going to crush you bongalongs

feds can't even get me on tax evasion lmfao

say that again

You should pay your NI user, otherwise if you ever end up in dire straights you wont be able to claim welfare.
Also if the boss pays you cash, you should set up self employed, because you can write things off as tax expenses.

feds can't even get me on tax evasion lmfao

baby i make it rain where my bitch say

Haha that is, as we on 4channel, basepilled and redpilled. Give me your Myspace and Twitter webspace handle so you can tell me more! Thanks!

as long as im alive imma die baby

add me xoxo

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Forgot the Fucking image and turned off my data so it won't have the same ID fuck

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Fucking this

hmrc fuck you pay me

agreed

hmrc doesn't know about all the silver I've bought VAT free lol

hmrc finna get slapped about and throat fucked you get me

where the fuck my crack pipe at

You’ve become so powerful recently

Imagine needing (you)s so badly that you shit up the thread.
Grim.

i said crack pipe not crack pot why the fuck are you here

I was trying to search for Scottish people twitter on Reddit but it brought me here

maybe you should've stayed there redditor

Why? I can get all the top posts here from you

why are you so upset at me for making original content?

high five niggaz

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tbf i've never been on r/scottishpeople twitter

i, a true intellectual only browse r/anime_irl

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That’s weird because you copied most of the top posts

why are you so upset at the scottish faces of twitter reposting my posts lol

yeah im internet famous get over it

This

This

This

This

>Theresa May survives confidence vote of Tory MPs
disappointed but unsurprised

may they all catch bubonic plague

The ERG blew their load to be honest

Theresa May just won in the vote of no confidence. Where do you want her to head from here? Soft-Brexit, or No-Deal Brexit? The issue is that many of the promises of Brexit such as 350 million pounds extra for the NHS each week have turned out to be lies, and Nigel Farage abandoned ship because he had no intention of actually winning and he didn’t have a plan for a real Brexit. A Soft-Brexit is like being in the EU with none of the advantages, and a Hard-Brexit will crash the economy and not neccesarily stop immigrants. Then there is the issue of the border in Northern Ireland, closing that will be a violation of the Good Friday agreement and the Troubles will recommence. She can’t just not Brexit, that will be against the will of the people due to the referendum. Should she hold another, more specific referendum on the issue? The people basically voted for a unicorn Brexit with things that are impossible to actually deliver on. Thoughts?

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>Thoughts?
yeah go suck a fart nerd

Lol! REKT!!

Lathered my penis in desbaradoes don't know what 2 do now

>desbaradoes
O I am laffin

desparadoesUck off

Get someone lick/suck it off

>Godwinson
>Horatio Cary
>Joe Owens
Too many good choices and too few votes. Horatio Cary was a good lad who is with us no longer, Godwinson is the same, and he was based and redpilled, and Joe Owens is always cool. God. I'm going to go with Horatio Cary.

My dick is rock hard for her

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Fuck off*

thinking of getting a new car lads

>the promises of Brexit such as 350 million pounds extra for the NHS
stop

fuck off deano

Brexit, Hard and Fast. Like May has never experienced it before.

I'd give it it her hard and fast.

Aussies and Americans are getting desperate

The state of Australia

mobile.twitter.com/sydney__watson/status/1071918298906816512

>Hey England -

>I propose a trade

>How about Australia adopts all your pro-Brexit folk and, in exchange, we will give you all our leftists, socialists, communists and feminists.

>Hey, we will even divert all our immigration to you as a bonus.

>Hello there user
>I heard you failed the bushtucker trial...
>That's a shame... *Spreads legs slightly*
>The reward would have been... Delicious
>Oh well *crosses them*
>Looks like you'll have to settle for these *sticks her toes in your mouth*

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Enjoy! haha

I'm off to sleep, night lads! ;D

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I'd fuck her at gunpoint

I think it's fake, lads
:(

This chick has such a fucking bland accent.
General Australian accents are fucking terrible.
Broad-Cultivated Accent Coalition must form to wipe these cultureless monstrosities out

Oi mate youz got a liocense to post tis thread??

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wow, dat nipples

Why are you even awake right now, holy shit u neet

A British Gun... (pic)

Nope, it's real from a few years ago!

Normal British nips! ha

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The only thing I want in life is to live in the Yorkshire Dales, the most beautiful place on Earth.

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Please deport scum like her back to her country.

They do nothing, but play d&c. When Britain and hopefully australia eventually ousts those politicians these americans will take credit for it

Well said
Seppos, Wogs, Chinks, Poos and ''Youth Gangs'' need to get out of my country.

Oh don't forget imam "mossad" of peace.

I would say that Britain, Australia and New Zealand should leave five eyes and all their alliances with the USA to form an confedration instead that is against americanisation.

Wish I knew a dealer since I moved tbqh lads

We live in the digital information age;
this empowers those who know how to use the right tools and techniques to access, manipulate, and control it.
Information exists on a spectrum of security, privacy, and proprietary secrecy;
not withstanding obfuscation, through encryption, disinformation, disruption, and even destruction,
information can still be retrieved, revealed or revealing.

Think long and hard about what that means.


>How are you gentleman?
>All your base,
>are belong to us.
>You are on your way to destruction.
>You have no chance to survive
>make you time.
>ha ha ha ha ha.
>We know what you're doing.
>For great justice.
>Turn off all your zigs.

>youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

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I can't believe she won that confidence vote. I'm now hoping Corbyn starts of a vote of no confidence in the government

Just had a cheeky wank to a picture of Diane Abbott. AMA

>Being so far gone you jerk it to pictures of apes.
I feel for you mate

Did you make her say anything in your mind

I was imagining myself as Jezza. She was screaming "OHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN"

Is that Daisy Hogg's dad?

Redpill me, is Brexit fucked?

LEGALIZE TOBLERONE!

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Probably. Hopefully it destroys the Tory party though and we get a real right wing party in their place

Yes, it always was a it always is. We were never meant to vote leave. The programming failed. We are ruled over. Democracy is a thin facade to make us believe we have choice. The world is becoming a giant China. It's all ok, though, you still get consumer choice, go back to whatever else you think is important. Politics doesnt concern you, me, or any of the other plebs of life.

Was she wig-less?

I don't know man watching Theresa May is quite the circus show.

No it was long and straight. She put it into a ponytail and used it to whip me

>hoping Corbyn

it wouldnt pass.

Im sure she's a nice lady. She is very much part of the system as well, following her orders and programming. Anyone who believes they are 100% right about something without any doubt, is usually either spectacularly wrong in thier calculations, or, they are just following orders; trusting in what they are told. Which one does Theresa look like? I know. It's all a game.

She'll be in history books one way or another, it's a fame nobody wants. But since she has been given an incredibly shitty hand, and her attempt with EU failed, she should just go mad.

pretty angry this morning lads

I never said I wanted him to win, I just want May to fuck off

>wanting Corbyn