Where can I learn advanced adultery techniques?

Where can I learn advanced adultery techniques?

Being happily married is nice and all but every now and then a man needs some thrill.

How do you do it without getting caught?

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Ok.

The first thing you need to do is find a location with a lot of homeless people. Pay them to be lookouts for you, show a lot of cash so they know you aren't pulling their chain. The worse the area is the better. Now that you have a ground network to look out for the wife and her friends, it's time to start pulling in trim. Hookers are fine for this and are usually readily available in the same areas as the homeless. Once again, show them cash up front and in public so the street meat knows you will be a good customer.

Take her back to your hideout and fuck like bunnies. Always go raw (no condom) and cum deep in their ass or throat to destroy physical evidence of your encounter.

Have fun.

That... sounds like it could work. I even know the perfect place like that in LA.

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R u saying ur wife is boring? Or do u just not find her as attractive as these other women who want you?

Getting old sucks. Nobody is attractive when older.

Cut out the middlemen and fuck the homeless

8s 9s and 10s usually are

After 35? Nope.

If ur so "happy" then why do you need a thrill?

Because men were not made for monogamy. It's absolutely retarded to think otherwise.

Monica bellucci is in her 50s and was the last Bond girl

An exception is not a rule.

Less than a third of all men have cheated on their spouses. Thats a fact. For women, the percentage is a little lower but not by much

That wasn't an exception that was an extreme example. Do you know what a big deal it is to be a Bond girl? Only the most beautiful women get to play that part. And in her 50s? Thats crazy. And there are MANY more examples.

Realistically though you will never get near any of these "examples".

>but every now and then a man needs some thrill.
not true, you might, but not generally applicable

Sure, a cuck for example is perfectly happy even without sexual stimulation.

I mean, all of human history demonstrating societies independently inventing systems of tying men to women on top of biological functions which trend us toward being long-term partners combined with psychological functions that dictate commitment over transitory interaction all disagree.

Literally no one ever argued this shit until the 1960's when reactionary men became upset that social power began shifting. The idea of the male slut is less than 100 years old.

>The idea of the male slut is less than 100 years old.
That is utterly riduculous. You seriously think everything was oh so different 100 years ago? kek

If you have to ask how to cheat without getting caught, you're too stupid to pull it off anyway. Manipulation and lying is a natural, innate talent. You either have it or you don't. This works much in the same way as drug dealing btw.

I agree. Doesn't hurt to have a discussion though to reinforce the methods. Surely there are always mistakes to be made that can be avoided by learning from others.

There are only two mistakes you can make. The first is getting caught; the second is not being a complete selfish, sociopathic, narcissistic cunt of person. Feeling for others is how you fall.

I've got the latter fully covered. Just gotta learn how to never get caught.

Remove the possibility altogether. Abuse and control your partner from the get-go so you can gaslight them into not being capable of believing what they saw if you do get caught.

Become a sugar daddy. No joke. Help out a student and don't bring her to your place/your car or anything, don't give her your full name.

What did you not understand about "If you have to ask how to cheat without getting caught, you're too stupid to pull it off anyway"?

You do not appear to be a clever man. Your wife may be as dumb as you are, I don't know. But you're setting yourself up for failure because it's highly unlikely you'll be able to do this without fucking up. If you're coming onto an imageboard to ask this sort of advice, you're out of your league from the get-go.