A few days ago it dawned on me...dogs have replaced children for millennial whites.
Every single white person I know owns a dog, and most of them anthropomorphize it. You wouldn't believe how many faggots I know that dress their dog up and flood social media with pics, make instagram accounts for their dog, make a twitter account where they pretend to be their dog and make thousands of tweets, and throw birthday parties for their dogs.
And not too long after, I realized how these neurotic parasites are fucking everywhere. You can't spend 1 minute on any social media platform without seeing some meme or pic with a dog. People are bringing in dogs into stores that wouldn't have allowed them just a few years ago. Nearly every commercial these days has a fucking dog in it, even though the product has nothing to do with dogs/pets. And every other day theres some news story about some dog that got rescued in some disaster or accident, or a lost dog that got found.
except dogs are possibly the most redpilled pet to own, considering how they helped out Europeens hunt and stuff, plus you can teach them to bark at niggers so thats good.
Brayden Richardson
Dogs for the men, migrants for the women. Did you think women treat them as 16-year olds because those guys ask the women to?
Nathaniel Edwards
This doesn’t fucking make sense. The flags on these posts should be switched around. What fucking timeline have we just entered?
nothing new, look at charities for animals vs starving kids.
Carson Williams
But what about the super important purpose of dogs? They work as a really efficient warning system in case a burglar, cat, squirrel or falling twig ends up within 500ft of your property.
Jose Bailey
My dog weighs 130 lbs. I cook all his meals and he has his own room.
Nicholas Reyes
Literally worse than dogs at vermin control and cats are fucking monsters in terms of environmental damage.
Logan Ramirez
my cats only bring me mice and rats never birds
Camden Thompson
dogs and social media narcissism, I'd say. some of these youngsters don't even have time for their own pets (or niglets), they're so busy whoring around and self-aggrandizing.
Whites deserve to be replaced. We are weak. Our citizens are weak consumerist sheep with no honour or national pride.
Juan Ward
That dogs face >Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
William Nguyen
Read again faggot. I want them all to be buried under the sea. Women treat migrants like children, because they don't have any children of their own and look for a substitute. Migrants are simply a more powerful substitute than a cat, if only because a cat doesn't rape and kill you.
Justin Foster
I'm a dog sitter so my income comes from loving dogs. Keep it up, dog-lovers
James Wright
They are literally an african animal and cause horrific environmental damage in europe, australia, and the americas. Dogs are far superior, jack russells are better at hunting rats than cats are.
Jose Miller
That's like saying your dad is better at sucking dick than you are. Yeah, he probably is, but either of you will enthusiastically get the job done.
Luke Moore
Go on youtube and look for otters in Japan. Gooks have started using those little things to replace having kids. No joke.
Elijah Reyes
All women are dog fucking whores.
Kayden Powell
>No, its not. It's an animal. You NEED to train it to not jump on people, bark at every little noise, eat kids, etc.
And the crazy thing is I know several people who have spent thousands of dollars on dog trainers and their dogs STILL bark constantly and a couple have bitten people.
Jackson Moore
Im okay with this. Rather single moms screw up and ignore the dog than the 7 different children she has.
Joseph Ross
Dogs are based, cats are cool too. Pets in general are fine, so long as people take care of them.
I know what you mean though and I will agree that people that say their pets are their kids are usually insufferable. Nothing against the animals themselves though. Oh, except pit bulls (nigger of dogs) and those hairless cats that are super bitchy and look like ball sack (jews of cats).
Nicholas Martin
I love my dog like a damn child but I still want at least 3 children.
Anthony Ross
>plus you can teach them to bark at niggers My doggo hated niggers all on his own
Cameron Ramirez
I didn’t even need to teach my dog she has always done it.
Colton Cox
If you don't acclimate them to noggers they pretty much instinctually act that way. It makes perfect sense if you're a doggo and suddenly see a human with coal colored skin for the first time. It's like wtf is that?
John Hughes
chink post fpbp
Angel Butler
>doggo
Kill yourself. I don't care how ironic you are using that word, kill yourself.
Carter Murphy
The worst thing is it's all for the humans, dogs don't enjoy their birthday. If you want to make them happy take them out for a walk and give them some treats afterwards. Also dogs are better than women and children.
Henry Bailey
I have a friend who is like this and when I tell her shes projecting her maternal instincts onto an animal and time is ticking she needs her own child she gets mad and says she wants her own but cant find a guy. Feels kinda bad man. Shes fairly pretty and only like idk 25? Dont think shes much of a roastie either, for the 5 years ive known her shes only had 2 boyfriends and didnt hook up with anyone in between
Lincoln Barnes
blame the women
75% of all girls under the age of 30 absolutely insist that they do not wish to have children
Michael Carter
I've long thought the (((media))) pushes animals for the same reason as diversity. Pets are filthy and should be kept outside. But think about it - if people are willing to treat a fucking dog like a human, they will have an easier time accepting niggers and refugees. When I was a child, I was afraid of both animals and of touching dark skinned people (I thought it would rub off on me, kek). Still don't feel comfortable with either. I'm totally reaching for hand sanitizer if I have to shake a black person's hand. (((They))) want to break down those instincts to push people to replace children with animals and browns and practice miscegenation.
Andrew Sanders
>Nacho >Ignacio Hummmmmummmmmmmadeliciammmmm
Landon Gonzalez
>a few days ago
Little slow on the uptake OP?
Owen King
check out this thread ;)
Isaac Powell
And women who buy pit bulls are always coalburners. Fact!
Justin Hill
They didn't use them as pets they used them as tools
Brayden Wood
No. Sometimes they're just dogfuckers.
Blake Barnes
Dogs should be outside. Ok most dogs.
Josiah Myers
my uncle referred to his 'granddogs' the other day
Caleb Carter
Still better than cats at least.
Except for pitbulls.
Cooper Collins
Enjoy your brain parasite from huffing your furball's shit.
Gabriel Scott
>A few days ago it dawned on me...dogs have replaced children for millennial whites. This thread is posted like every fucking day. Did you just arrive here? Lurk moar, faggot.
Hunter White
>are fucking monsters in terms of environmental damage. Oh yes the planet is going to become uninhabitable because of housecats.
Get a load of this pearl-clutching faggot
Jose Martin
>my cat does this, so all cats are fine
Literally caused more extinctions than human just to kill shit.
Jonathan Powell
Imagine being this much of an all-day internet surfing, clickbait article reading coward who's literally afraid of a pussycat.
Turn off the computer, throw out your anime pillow and get a job
Adrian Morris
Cats are assholes but that one looks cool as fuck
Jayden Thomas
i'm sick to death of listening to the little barking cunts they make asians look good because they don't own dogs
>The only people who face a risk from Toxoplasma gondii are pregnant women who have not previously been infected, babies under 6 months old and any household member whose immune system has been weakened by cancer treatment, transplant therapy or an infection like H.I.V. It's AIDS isn't it? Figures since you come off as a massive faggot
Lincoln Flores
Does anyone even click on that shit at this point?
Ryder Long
My dog goes everywhere with me. She barks at homeless people and shitskins - I encourage the behavior and they stay away giving me surly looks. I don’t care about your wall of text.
Christian Morales
There is a reason why pets are put in our face 24/7. Anything that comes between humans distances people from each other (internet, tv shows, animals, etc.). They want us increasingly isolated because it makes us easier to control.
My mom keeps 2 dogs in her house so it smells like fucking dog all the time. It's like keeping children, I don't know why people fucking bother and I say this as a former dog owner of 15 years.
Robert Bailey
That looks like my old catto, who died yo young last summer.
And I'd eat your heart raw if we were ever trapped in a room together and you compared me to those guys
Andrew Turner
Dogs are way better than children.
Nathan Myers
They are a higher form of life and wiser than many two leg creatures.
>Every single white person I know owns a dog For context, how many white people do you know? How many people do you know? What is their breakdown by race? And what is the percentage of dog ownership for each race? >and most of them anthropomorphize it. Why does this bother you? >You wouldn't believe how many faggots I know that dress their dog up and flood social media with pics, make instagram accounts for their dog, make a twitter account where they pretend to be their dog and make thousands of tweets Why are you on social media? Are the images of dogs and social commentary by their owners the only things that trigger you? >You can't spend 1 minute on any social media platform without seeing some meme or pic with a dog If it's that consistent in social media, and this bothers you enough to post on Jow Forums, then why bother? Is it the dogs? Is it their owners? Maybe they keep showing up in your feed because you keep clicking on images of them? >People are bringing in dogs into stores that wouldn't have allowed them just a few years ago Why does this bother you? >Nearly every commercial these days has a fucking dog in it Why are you watching tv? And if you insist on watching, then why are you viewing the commercials if they bother you so much? >And every other day theres some news story about some dog that got rescued in some disaster or accident, or a lost dog that got found. Why does this bother you?
And they are cute. Orientals can’t say they are cute. They try to dress up as cartoons to be cute and still look like sadistic small dicked gofer toothed mother fuckers when they are looking at your pets licking their lips. Fuck knows I’d rather have dogs around me than weirdos.
Obviously. Most trainers will spend no more than 40 hours with your dog, and even then, it is usually with other dogs. Dogs are pack animals. They respect dominance. If you do not psychologically dominate your dog, it won't listen to you. When your dog leaves training, it will go back to behaving poorly, because it won't understand that those "bad" behaviors were actually "bad" all the time. Instead, they will think it's just something that one person doesn't want them to do. And since they no longer see that person, they will likely forget.
Humans like dogs, because dogs are very social. But sociability mostly means it acts like the things around it. If you are a disorganized, impulsive person, your dog will be poorly behaved. If you are disciplined, and treat your dog well, it will love you and be disciplined. Obviously, to train skills in a dog takes more than that, but modifying its behavior is almost as simple as just staring them in the eye and speaking in a harsh, low voice until they submit. As soon as they do, reward them, not with treats, but with positive attention. Having a dog is actually a fine dry run for raising a child, in that it's many of the same principles, but far simpler. Millenials, however, are collectively in delayed adolescence. You should never really rely on any millenials you meet that are obsessed with dogs. They will not be particularly reliable, and more importantly, they will be one-sided in their relationship. They will not see how their actions are within their control, and they will not see how they share responsibility in conflict. That it's so mainstream is a very bad omen.
Camden Walker
>neurotic parasites That is exactly what they are. A dump of money and time for nothing.
You see, you have experienced this with dogs because either you are surrounded by, or are yourself, a nigger who can't train dogs worth a goddamn. So you like cats. They do nothing and shit in a box. Gee, that's odd. My well trained dog lets me know he needs to go outside and can defend me far better than a cat ever can. Oh what's this? They can also find dead/missing people and bombs? Gee, your faggot cats seem nowhere to be found doing these things.
No its just dumb. Dogs arent people but they also dont taste good.
Mason Jackson
They actually are classified as an invasive species and have caused the extinction of 3 bird species on the north American continent
Chase Clark
My pitbull once took a burglars finger off. I didnt even call the cops because I figured he already got his punishment.
Juan James
It's true. I point this out to my GF all the time. The cat has replaced the daughter we wouldve had and taken its love because she's too pussy to change.
