Hey. Can someone please advice me how to commit suicide painlessly...

Hey. Can someone please advice me how to commit suicide painlessly. Don't want anyone to talk about anything else but easy ways to end my life okay

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Consider not. There are two states of being, alive and not alive, you can leave the first at any time but once you do you can't go back.

I don't want to come back trust me. I'm unhappy in life I've been for the past 6 years and I don't want to feel anymore. Leaving would also mean k no longer have to think or go through anything anymore.

Just want you to know that when you die everything is exactly the same but the physics are different and you don't have a physical body, so if you're depressed, you'll just be more depressed lol

How do you know that ?

I am not going to pretend I care... (except for this vague sense of morality I have) I don't know you, but if you were my friend which is not that hard because I am awkward as fuck (and looking for friends because I am lonely) I would say don't do it and I wouldn't feel right without saying it here because what if you were someone I know.

That being said Carbon monoxide is pretty easy to obtain and painless. The purer it is the more painless it will be (faster too.) Plath stuck her head in an oven (depends on the type of oven tho) and there is always the classic "leave your car on in the garage or feed the exhaust in through a tube" way, but that would be more like suffocating. still better than actually suffocating. anything fast might as well be painful. gun, or jumping maybe. You could also find some fulfilling way to die like maybe if you believe in the army then join up and wait for your chance to be reckless and save someone's life at the same time.

I am a writer so if you decide to do it at least let me give you a going away poem. if you want.

armature writer so idk if it will be good xd, but still I would want to honor you in some way, ((mandatory "don't do it") You could also go on an adventure and then do it ))

You can't even face a little pain and you think you're ready to kill yourself?
Absolutely, what could possibly go wrong?

You're not even close to ready to die if this is how you're thinking. Get real.

Can you at least tell us your story?

>Someone broke up with me
You will eventually get over it and find something else.
>I am under twenty five and sad
You have a chemical imbalance, see a shrink and take pills to sort it out.
>I am alone because I alienated myself from all my friends by cutting them out/hurting them
They probably want to talk to you too, reach out to them and apologize. Most people are forgiving.

Pick one OP.

I've prepared a rope, one of these days I'll do it.
If it weren't that I still live with my parents I'd have already done it.

Thank you . Well I'm awkward too and lonely . The reason I want to end my life is because I basically I'm locked in. Never let out never allowed to do anything . I'm over the age of consent . I don't have any privacy I have nothing I feel confused and sad in love what I want isn't allowed and I have to pick either nu freedom or to be peaceful with everyone .

masterbate until you bleed to death

You forgot a few.
>I was molested/raped
>I am addicted to hard drugs
>I have deep abandonment issues
>I was fired from my job, divorced, or had a loved one die

Also all of the above.

Some people are handed so much shit. I am completely traumatized and wondering how I am still here and why and when I get to find peace and leave this life.

OP someone already gave you a painless option which is the gas. You don't need the car way. You can burn charcoal in your room and leave a note to warn others of the danger should they enter to find you later.

I think what I was told.and strongly believe is that you need to make some peace in this life first. Don't do this on a whim, come to terms with it all and that you did yoir best and want to move forward to a next life. Find acceptance so the pain won't follow you.

Try going to some Buddhist monastery and see how can they help you feel better. If need be it run away from home and walk the Earth but I request you not to kill yourself.

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I've no social life and I'm always alone and crying

There is no way to really do it painless.

Most methods that Gas or Poison you, are actually quite painful, if we can trust people who survived them.

There are some rather fast methods, like decapitation by train (neck on the track, with the Body outside), hanging (you will lose consqiousness after ~15 seconds with a proper knot, even if you don't manage to rip your spine in half), or blwoing yourself up with a big enough explosion, BUT all of that involves pain for a short time.

You will not get around the pain.

So better not kill yourself.

As well: Can you be sure there is no afterlife?
No hell?

It's pretty premature to do without having a go at fulfilling your dreams. I tried a couple of times by got found. Eventually things have changed, can't say I enjoy life, but I'm in a position where I'm getting closer to it and there's some shit I want to achieve.

If you really want to do it, insulin is painless, but as you go low blood sugar your body goes into panic mode. You need a huge dose so it happens more quickly, you need to be somewhere.you won't be found for at least 48 hours incase you don't dose high enough and just coma.

If yoilu get.found, don't die you can end with bad brain damage which.would be a worse.position than you're in.

Hope it gets better for you, think long and hard.

Everything I wanted and wished is gone I want to give up

A good gauge to see if you're really willing to end it and it's not just a mindset that'll pass is enduring physical pain, so settle on setting yourself on fire or something so you know you really fucking mean it.

But if you're over 25 and sad you should do it?

Be more specific, what is it you're not allowed to do?

>People still trolling with that extremely painful way to die

It's fucking disgusting you fucks still do this.

What is it you can't do? What did you lose? Why are you trapped? Take a deep breath and explain it all.

Fuck you. This is why your life sucks: You aren't willing to face down pain and endure it. If you want something badly enough, you should be willing to suffer for it. You can't even kill yourself because you're too scared of feeling bad. The irony is, if you could actually work up the conviction to eat a bullet, you'd probably be able to face life.

Why use CO? Go with helium or nitrogen

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I was going to hang myself but I think I'll use inert gas instead. Even Dignitas used helium before switching to Nembutal