Hello Jow Forums I warn you: this may sound like troll for some of you -because it's about my penis and the way it was mutilated- but I swear this is all real and I'm in real pain. I need real advice.
Ok here we go: >be me, 25yo male >just your average dude, nothing much to tell about >One day develop a "condition" called "phimosis" "Phimosis is a condition in which the foreskin of the penis cannot be pulled back past the glans. A balloon-like swelling under the foreskin may occur with urination." k thx wikipedia >need to get surgery because I can't even wash my penis properly, I may get infections'n'shits Basically the surgery for this (at the stage it was for me) is circumcision >I don't give a shit a this point I just want to be able to wash and masturbate and get sucked off by gf and all that stuff >get peepee operated >I have some healing issues afterwards and it does not go very but in the end everything fine. Well almost everything... Now I just can't pee standing up anymore. When I pee the flow goes almost at a 90° angle from my penis. Basically if I pee like any man would do the pee would go on the wall at shoulder height (with high pressure), and to the left (my penis naturally bent that way i guess).
TL;DR = Dude got circumcised, now forced to sit down to pee like a girl or a sissy trap.
How probably can't imagine how it feels to be FORCED to do this, the loss of time, the un-skinned penis touching the bowl, having to put your ass on a fucking dirty public toilet at work and in the city... I can't fucking stand it.
I was thinking about maybe trying to enlarge my peehole in order to reduce the pressure. I told the surgeon about this issue, he laughed and told me it was nothing he could do about and I "just had" to sit I can't fucking believe it...
So what do you think Jow Forums What should I do ? Does someone have tips to help me enlarge my peehole ? I'm not into urethral penetration at all so I don't know anything about this.
takes a lot of guts to pretend to be male on a website 100% male
Jonathan Long
Jews are circumsized as soon as they are born. You just need some practice.
Michael Jones
Possible solutions to this: 1)Talk to your doctor, tell them the isdue, and ask if you think ot's connected. Even if they think you're an idiot, I guarantee they've heard stupider shit. 2)I you really have that much trouble pissing, get a fucking catheter
Benjamin Adams
That's rough. Especially since phimosis can be cured by gently pulling your skin back further and further over a few months.
Christopher Barnes
how the hell do you "develop" phimosis?
Eli King
kids who aren't circumcised grow up unable to fap
Jace Torres
I'm fully grown, uncircumcised, and able to fap though
Elijah Foster
has happened to me since i was a child, maybe yours is worse than mine but i just tilt my cock to the side so that my pee goes straight in the bowl.
Andrew Barnes
I said kids, not adults. Unless you're underaged?
Joseph Clark
do you think i was never a kid? Do you think I flew out of my mums vagina fully developed? Or maybe you think i was circumcised before but now its grown back?
Michael Morales
Yeah u never was a kid, ur moms vag was so big she pushed you out adult size
Logan Gutierrez
>Do you think I flew out of my mums vagina fully developed? i think ur a lying test tube nigger with a huge uncircumcised dick cuz ur a freak
Nolan Thompson
O SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT HOW DID I NOT THINK ABOUT USING MY HANDS no but for real I think you underestimate the pressure and the angle... Even if I put one leg behind the other in order to have room to place my penis perferctly vertical it is still going way above the bowl, almost one meter above actually.
1) as I said, surgeon (hospital's urologist actually) just laugh at me and tells me there's nothing he can do 2) are you suggesting I should keep a catheter in my pocket at work and just go and insert it in my urethra each fucking time I need to take a quick piss ?
No all the time. If you take it early yes. Early = subject is young and his phimosis has not been there for too long. I developed it at 25 and waited almost a year, when I went to urologist the skin was almost like carton. Even during the surgery they had to cut it right away instead of pulling it back because they just couldn't get my glans out of it.
You can develop it from several sources, like STDs, infections, bad hygiene, local trauma, but it could also be a symptom of diabetes for example.
This > Thanks for the tip, I think I've alrdady tried that though and with the angle the pee is coming out from my penis with I just pee on the inside of my thigh, but I'll try it again...
Owen Gray
How can you have such low standards of personal hygiene that you develop and neglect adult phimosis and then find it somehow intolerable to have to sit on public toilet seats to avoid pissing yourself? How often must someone be witness to your pissing activity that this would be an issue?
Jaxon Reed
>"How can you have such low standards of personal hygiene" I actually have pretty high hygiene standards and that is the principal reason why I can't stand having to sit to pee. We think this was caused by diabetes.
>" that you develop and neglect adult phimosis" Thats what happens when you work hard. You just see your penis a couple of times during the day, and as soon as you're not in the bathroom anymore you just forget about it because you have work matters to think about.
>"How often must someone be witness to your pissing activity that this would be an issue?" You know, some people (including me obviously) do not do things for people pleasing but because they like/dislike things themselves. Some may call that having a personality. I dislike having to sit to pee, for all the reasons I mentionned, not just because of the way people are looking at me and whatnot.
Brody Foster
>why I can't stand having to sit to pee Just squat over the bowl lmao
Anyway, either tell another doc, or see your doc again and tell him that it's not just a "it goes a bit higher than usual" but a "my piss goes everywhere" issue.
Caleb Russell
nigga i was circumcised from birth and i have never had a problem.
do you not aim your piss or something?
maybe you just have weird dick syndrome.
do you live in Sweden? I'm just trying to imagine a place where a surgeon would laugh at another man and just tell him to pee sitting down right after fucking up a circumcision somehow.
Jose Perez
>"do you not aim your piss or something?" Answered several times
>"maybe you just have weird dick syndrome." Yes I'm not saying the contrary, I may have a small peehole since I'm born, and the foreskin managed the pressure. All I'm saying is that right now I can't pee stading anymore.
>"do you live in Sweden?" Not exactly but one of the countries around yes.
Nolan Lee
>mutilating your cock to make it "cleaner" I bet you were told girls prefer it too lmao. God circumcision makes me sick.
Jayden Allen
>developed the condition >developed the condition you can only get while developing in the womb Troll harder user this is 0.05/10 bait.
David Miller
As I said I do not give a shit about what people think. I have to say that it's actually way much cleaner, never had the smallest bit of dick cheese since.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis#Cause >"trolling" someone by stating something you can fact check in 30 secondes on wikipedia Troll harder user this is 0.05/10 bait.
