Is This A NEETs Dream Come True?

>The contestant won't be without a phone. Vitamin Water will provide a 1996-era cell phone and a monthly plan to handle voice communication needs.

cnet.com/news/vitamin-water-will-pay-you-big-bucks-to-give-up-your-phone-for-a-year/

I spent the last 31 years of my life without a phone, and I'm only 31 now!

That's some easy mode bullshit right there.
I wonder if you could talk them into a 3310 even though it's a 2000~ era phone.

I should already have millions, then.

Omg wowww no way anyone can survive like this!!!
All contestants will die. Haha its impossible to live wothout smart fone right guys??!!XDXD

>be homeless bum without phone
>continue living without phone
>???
>profit

Paper maps?

Do they mean any phone or just smartphone/modern phones? The old flip phones are perfectly fine to use.

I've been doing it since I bought a cell phone at the end of the 90's and my gf was being a bitch so I threw it off a bridge into the river and I could hear her for a few seconds on the way down.
I don't fucking WANT people to reach me most of the time.
I don't need to talk to anybody so urgently that I can't wait until I get to one of my landlines.
I especially don't want to use them now that everybody texts.
Using a phone as a telegraph is fucking stupid and I refuse to participate.
Also I don't want to browse on a tiny screen like pickpocket bait, fuck that.

Currently 10 months without a phone. Give me the fucking money.

even if i move, im pretty sure my mother would find me, drive to my place, wait in the dark until i came home, and dryly ask why i havent called her in a year.

I still own an mp3 player, it would be trivial as long as I could still actually use the PHONE function for calling shit if I need to

lmao i already do that for free, i could easily do this

Kek I threw out my phone for a landline and a pager, shit you not. Also female so they would’ve picked me thinking I couldn’t handle not being an average thot. Slightly autistic. Could’ve had 100,000 user bros

No its a cruel joke of kikesMyPhone is wifi

Easiest shit ever. I already barely use my phone. Where do I sign up?

Translation: we have no intention of ever actually paying up.

I don't even own a phone right now and I haven't owned one for at least 2 years.

Do you have to do something stupid like go on "adventures" and take pictures of yourself with a Polaroid camera drinking their colored sugar water or something?

Ive gone like 3 years. Pay me bitch.

30yo boomer here
i could easily do this

I have literally never owned a cellphone. I'm in

You mean smartphone? Yes sure. I'll check porn and email on my laptop.

It's going to be a female roastie Instagram addict. If they picked a incel, the likelihood is too high they'd actually have to pony up

Holy shit this would be so easy.

haha, jokes on them, cant damage their reputation when I don't fucking do anything!

already have a dumb phone. can they just pay me now?

>Is This A NEETs Dream Come True?
nope.
this is a NEET dream come true.

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I literally have no friends so even this isn’t needed for me

>tfw no autistic no-phone gf

29 years old and I've never owned a phone in my life. Gib 100k.

Soon as the last girl I care about blocks my number, I'll win this.

When does it start? I'm getting used to not carrying it on me

But does he play super smash bros?

>has an account on Jow Forums

LMFAO that was literally my life prior to early this year.

I bet you're a hipster chick.
Also, obligatory tits or gtfo

Digits no tits tho, sorry will gtfo. Boring thread just mad I can’t get $$$$

This.
Unless the most boring nun in the world is selected.

It's not too late. They don't pick the person until January.

They’ll find an instathot who cries about how hard it is to not be showered in attention. Minimum of like 5,000 followers or something.