Aus/pol/ Friday beers

>Northern Territory broke asking for gibs
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-14/nt-government-financial-report/10621136?pfmredir=sm

>DVA is a useless $13 billion a year system that's out of date and out of touch with modern vets only good for boomer gibs

baka.com.au/politics/federal/major-inquiry-says-veterans-affairs-department-should-be-abolished-20181213-p50m0t.html

>another big ass storm gonna hit Sydney again today

news.com.au/technology/environment/tropical-cyclone-owen-strengthens-ahead-of-landfall-as-wild-weather-continues-in-south/news-story/e5c04b2d18463ab92639d1ae7ab58d03

>Victorians being Victorian

9news.com.au/2018/12/14/12/17/victorian-teacher-kathryn-woods-avoids-jail-for-molesting-boy

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What you cunts drinking? Or are you wage slaves still at work?

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>Northern Territory broke asking for gibs
We need a BASED premier that just goes FUCK THE BANKERS, starts issuing own money.
Shit would get real quickly.

boags premium here.
perservative free.
its good shit.

FUCK abos and FUCK jews

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goon
cabernet syrah

Hahns Super Dry tonight lads

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how are the Tassie beers? i never got into them but the Tassi whiskey is top stuff just a bit pricey nowadays
carlton dry is still the best beer but the bloody pull tops are making me feel like i'm a child drinking kid beer

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this desu

Just fucking lost power, thanks climate change. Also less than half an hour of ups left. Pray for me lads I'm not gonna make it

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Unless you have a windy rolled and tucked away in a pack of Winnie blues... You can fuck right off cunt.

anyone else here from Wagga?

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lmao those cucks that turn the aircon off during the summer coz my don't let brown outs happen
when i went to the middle east on deployment i lived on base and left the aircon on the whole 6 months i was away was pretty nice to come back to my little room at 20 degrees
cunt no one can afford to smoke anymore it's about $2 a ciggy shits fucked

>Friday beer
G'day cunts.
Any of you Aussies had any luck grabbing a VB anywhere in the US?
I cannot find this beer anywhere and I want to try it.
t.thirsty burger

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>posting this early
fuck neets, make way for the wage sage
t. sub contractor wagie

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well i saw it in Thailand funnily enough but nah couldn't find VB in the states
it's a fucking good drink just make sure you get the stubbies and not the fucken cans

have some aussie pub rock
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Thanks for the tip and the tunes, ausbro.
I just may visit Thailand sometime in the future.

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How do we use Aboriginals to our advantage? Is it true that Aboriginals are starting to crack the shits over the Sudanese gangs?
Aboriginals are the closest 'Australians' in terms of culture right after Anglo-Australians. A lot of them shit on about maintaining Australia, their deep connection with the land, etc. I'm talking about the ones you see in Bush Tucker Man, the ones that are docile in nature and are against the drugs and that kind of shit, the ones that are more Bruce than Sydney and Melbourne poofs. What would be a good way to speed up the hatred for these Sudanese within the Abo communities and get them to side with us? I want to see Abos thrashing the living shit out of the Sudanese, I would pay good money for it.
perthnow.com.au/news/australia/founder-of-yothu-yindi-says-african-gangs-poor-behaviour-is-an-insult-to-first-australians-ng-7090b739f97401162237b74ffabc7ada

>There is a great antipathy between the two groups. In the KGB (Koondoola, Girrawheen and Balga)in Perth I witnessed as a taxi driver running battles in the streets on Friday and Saturday nights with gangs of Aboriginals and gangs of people from the Horn of Africa (mainly Somalis) wielding clubs and machetes.

quora.com/What-do-Australian-Aboriginal-people-think-of-black-African-people

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Lads, think of what we could do.

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>Inb4 but they're nogs xDDDD

Abos haven't been socially engineered nearly as much as the nogs in the U.S, there's generations of working abos still that know their way around the bush. The only reason abos are drugged up and getting Centrelink is because of the Labor gov with their sit down money. Trust me, there are still hard working abos that aren't against whites. Sudanese on the other hand are full on Americanised and creating gangs and all kinds of shit after what, 1 generation of being here? Abos are a different kind of black, different from the african nogs.

Pattaya is dying out they are tearing down a lot of bars there also shitloads of Poo in loos, Chinks, Turks and Arabs there now too so it's shit
Phuket is still good just make sure you're staying on the correct side of the Island and if you like Russians it's a bonus coz there's shitloads there

you might like this song though the Ak47 should be M16 it always threw me off
>There's gonna be no more fuckin' around,
we're gonna get those commies and mow 'em all down.
this song should honestly be on a Jow Forums playlist

whoops
here it is

youtube.com/watch?v=xGj0FtliG14

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Fuck I love The Screaming Jets, great taste user youtu.be/F5JaDPHbFs4

>Tassie beer
Cascade export stout is the best microbrewery stout in the southern hemisphere.

Macrobrewery i mean.

sup dudes. was in perth 2 weeks ago. shit posted in the airport about kikes like an aussie, feeledgoodman

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fucking oath they are proof good things can come out of Newy

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Hello, fellow Zoomers

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the flying fuck happened? Did Jow Forums go down or smth

It goes down daily now, it's a thing.

Should have bought a 4channel(tm) pass, gwielo

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fags

well that's fucking gay
why the fuck is it during prime Aussie whinge time

I like that one movie about Australia where the dad is a raging alky and the son joins a gang. Then the uncle molests the daughter and the dad beats his ass.
Also that dad was in Star Wars.
Australia is fucking awesome, mate!

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i'm sorry you had to go that long without raping a dog, my condolences

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Time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

That was a New Zealand film, think its called "once were warriors"

I too enjoy Maori cultural exchanges.

Friendly reminder i once fucked a maori stripper through the power of being a drunk and all she stole from me was a $30 Big W gift card that she thought was my bank card

How do we get the chinks out

Do you think the Jews framed Cardinal Pell?

That's not
>Fuck off we're fu...

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Was she hot or did she have those big noses and pushed-in face?
How was the body?
Any pics?

did you get chlamydia?

>6 week paid holiday
>banked annual all year
>been drinking leo beers and coronas most days

Thank you ALDI

>why the fuck is it during prime Aussie whinge time
I'm pretty sure that's why, mods and jannies have a little locker room meeting and formulate a plan to deal with the incoming hordes of Aussies.

/v/ and a few other boards still seem to be partially fucked as well, you can post but the catalog is static. I'll be amazed if either site survives the holidays at this rate.

>fuck off we're fu--

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Jokes on her, i probably already had it, though my local gp think's it's just sweat rash that happens to be centered only on my pubic area.
Feels really good to scratch though.

body was hot, but she had fuck ugly tattoos like that script shit people have on their hips
face was a blur since i was a dozen drinks in

>tfw my next day off is Christmas day, and then im working until the 6th of January

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No. Straya has more pedos than we do.

chlamydia is when you feel a bit of burning in your cock and it gets a bit dribbly

My car got fucking flooded lads this is bullshit

some kids were playing outside my house earlier, they were a little loud, but i didn't get annoyed because they are only 6 - 7 years old.
right now some ice head (at least in his mid teens, probably 17) is chasing them down the street, calling them cunts and threatening to kill them.
now the children are swearing back, calling him a 'fucking cunt' too.

melbourne is a magical place.

Cheap as fuck as well 13 dollars for a pack near my place.

There we go.

No, i dont have that

Just drain the carby, check the sparkplug, let it sit for a minute and she'll fire right up, don't you worry.

Just saw 2 policemen arrest a young Sudanese. I’m shocked. Are you guys shocked too?

>vote green
>they allow meth heads to live in rich chink areas in public housing
>chinks get hassled every day by meth heads

maybe it was the mafia - he only got charged when he was appointed to clean up the Vatican bank

How do people feel good about doing nothing with their lives?

>Vote green
>get stalinist purges of all dissenters and doctors

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Father has fractured his leg so I'm running the family business shit got me off working for the dole for three months.

I work and i still dont feel good about my life.
i want to go back and join the gym but i know im not going to stick with it because after work i just come home and fall asleep.
I dont even play vidya anymore, i just work, shit, eat and post here

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could be worse, user

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Cheers man. Started up fine I'm just not overjoyed about driving home at 10 ks an hour in ankle deep footwell puddles. Plus my melways is fucked beyond saving

bogans like us might have to go to re-education camp for a week or two
no worries
get gibs from mining

i'd rather fight than go to a reeducation camp

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Re-arrange your shit.
I get up at 4:30am, get ready, play vidya from 5-6, gym until 7:30(3 days a week, otherwise it's more vidya), at work by 8, home by 4, chill, games, whatever, in bed by 8-9.

>thought I only had one 6-pack left
>still have 2

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How many african riots we having in Melbourne this weekend lads

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>get up at 3:30am
>work from 4:30am - 9:30am
>go home and sleep for a couple hours
>wake up and go to my next shift at 1:00pm to 2:30pm
>go home
>either play vidya or post here
>go out again for a glass clean shift from 6:00pm - 10:00pm
>go home and sleep to do it all over again
some day's it's more like
>4:30am - 9:30am
>now go pick up workmate and drive him to jobs all around the city until 3pm
>also cop the afternoon traffic so you dont get home till 5pm

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>22
>Parents want me to pay $300 every fucking week to live in my own home

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>tfw mummy loves me and lets me stay rent free

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

you not doctor yet?

>tfw mummy bought me an apartment to live in

If they want you to pay that much you may as well go and live on your own and quit being a faggot, which i'm assuming is their entire motivation.

he'll be on bail by the time they get to the station, so the coppers will just give him a ride home

you should just get out then fuck that

Surely they were giving him a New Australian of the Year award

>imblyin its ur house
kys day of the rope for you neetnigger

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why are you here then you faggot
this place is for people who got fucked over by real estate bubble and the shitskin invasion

just burn the house down like chris chan

>tfw next day off is Christmas
>tfw working on New years eve and New Years day
>tfw going to go to a New years eve party anyway since it's being held by an old high school friend who said he'd introduce me to his cute housemate
>tfw losing the will to not drink everyday without haiving a girl to come home to.
I should be fine, i've only ever asked to miss one day off so far this year, and it was my birthday

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Never done a full blown Maori but I did encounter a regular Kiwi at Kings Court massage parlour in Sydney. Bitch was a 9. In the spa she was rubbing up and down on me and me knob accidentally slipped in. A red dot popped up under me foreskin a few weeks later and has never gone away 10 years on.

sorry to hear user
hard times make good men - you must persevere, i believe you will
ask friend if he also knows any other women

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I once knew someone who got that deal, this obese furry faggot with a huge growth in his neck had his parents get him an apartment to live in the city in when he started uni, and then after he failed uni, they paid for him to travel and live in Canada with his internet """"gf"""" who's also a furfaggot.
Last i heard, he does QA testing for EA

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>hard times make good men

>gen x and y
>men

nah

my main issue is im getting fat doing this job
im at 106kg now ffs, im in the danger zone of falling off the edge and becoming morbidly obese

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Haggle em down a bit 1200 a month is pretty fucking steep. How much ya eatin'cunt?

stay mad NEETlord

kinda jelly of his life desu

I thought my parent's were cunts for charging me $50 a week when I turned 18. then when I moved out they gave me all the money I paid in bored and told me to keep it for emergencies

are you an ice-cream tester? what the fuck
find time to work out and go to OMAD if its that bad.

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neets rule wagie drools

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I don't know where in Straya you are, but you could almost get your own flat for that. I pay $360 a week and have a double storey town house in a decent enough part of the Gold Coast.

fucking hell cunt this happened to my older brother it's one of the primary reasons i left home at 17 the fuck is up with commie like old folks
well if he lives in Melbourne or Sydney that's a cheap price

>kinda jelly of his life desu
You shouldnt, his parents hate him clearly and i hate him too for being a physically repuslive sack of shit.
Once found him shilling his furryart shit on /v/ too.

I had another friend, this rich faggot from Melbourne who was a total edgelord who got a Self help book from his mum for christmas

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Thats cool, my parents didn't do that. Bailed when i was 23 and didn't look back.
I know dudes now almost 30 who still live at home with their parents. Save up some cash and get into something when these markets cool off. Its already started here.

Thankfully i dont look too bad, the height hides the gut most of the time.
i'd post a pic, but you'll laugh at me

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That is genuinely rough man, that sort of work/life balance will absolutely destroy you. Start working towards something else, anything so you can at least get a decent sleep routine happening.