Idk how to feel

>He's not a homo
>He LOVES slender, feminine bodies

Yeah sure, doesn't sound gay at all.

Meh I mean he would probably fuck a convincing trap but like if anything he'd be bi and not gay.

Anyways that isn't really relevant bc I have the body type he likes and he thinks penises are even grosser than vaginas so ultimately it won't be an issue.

Normally I would insert a cheap joke about you being a furry or him being gay for claiming "vaginas are gross", but I'll skip that.

My bf and even ex (whom I never slept with), were extremely into eating out. My bf often asks to eat out even when I'm not in the mood, I notice most guys are for some reason into it, probably due to pheromones or some shit being released. So it is very odd to me he, supposedly a straight guy, would say this. Only Bi guys ever told me vags seemed ugly but still bangable.

Only time my bf complained about the smell or taste in any way is when I didn't shower for 2 days. Maybe shower right before sex, maybe you're just sweating a lot lately down there due to got weather, maybe your discharge smell is stronger than most females', I don't know. Also, so long as he literally doesnt say "yeah you reek and are disgusting" don't feel offended. How else can he express a flaw without hurting you? It's hard. But if he genuinely hates the smell, just try some stuff out. Also I heard from a couple of guys that vegetarian girl vag smells and tastes much better, so maybe it's something you eat. Good luck though with the relationship and remember try not to get defensive unless he purposely insults you in a serious tone.

Good advice and thanks.
Yeah my past boyfriends were in to that kinda stuff too. They didn't even care if I was on my period or something but he's just way different. I know he's not trying to insult me but it does hurt my feelings. I'll try not to be openly mad at him over it bc you are right he doesn't deserve that.

Maybe your diet sucks which causes your vagina to reek. Eat healthier.

I was gonna say maybe your pussy emits a very strong smell from some infection, but now that you say he goes "ewww vaginas are gross" in general and you even showered before, I don't know.

How old is he? No grown ass man behaves like that unless he's literally gay.

>My bf and even ex (whom I never slept with)
>My bf often asks to eat out even when I'm not in the mood

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He's 23.
Super masculine just a bit of a wuss in some ways. He is just whiney and is too much of a perfectionist. Like he always critiques the food we're eating, or what I'm wearing, or my personal habits, or complains that he doesn't feel good, or complains about the temperature, or complains about a movie we're watching.
Iike he's kinda just that type of person

Jesus, how can you stand being with such a guy? There's no bigger turnoff than a whiny man. Whiny and "super masculine" like you say just don't go together.

I know it pisses me off.
I can normally ignore it to a degree but like I was about to cum and he hits me with this bullshit??

Anyways idk Whenever I tell him he's complaining he says "I'm just making observations"

LOL making repeated negative observations IS whining

>the ex I never slept with
I dated a guy but told him I don't do sex until the relationship is at least a few years old and I'm sure we are staying. He did, however, express how he was obsessed with eating out his ex gfs and wanted to eventually do the same with me. We just never did anything sexual because I kept feeling something was off and i would regret it.

>bf begging to eat me out sometimes
Sometimes he randomly asks to do it, even when I'm not in the mood, but sometimes I'll let him do it, if I'm not too busy and it won't get in the way for me too much. A lot of couples do this.

>"hey I wanna do x sexual thing, is it OK we do it?
>"sure, only because it makes you happy"

Sounds like there's a lot more going on. I'm sure you know this, but you can't change people. He's going to be critiquing of everything for your entire life. Can you see yourself with him in the far future?

I am kinda hoping he'll change- he's gotten better about it?
There's a lot of things I like about him so I could see myself with him far in the future but he needs to chill out a little more.

Ever heard of "fish in a pita"? Clean that shit out, bitch. No dude likes a smelly cunt. Like you going down ina guy that hasn't washed his balls in a week. Unfortunately your vag is an oraface and not an appendage and that makes a difference... still not an excuse to have fish in a puta under them shorts. That's a turnoff for me too. Clean your shit stanky.

Vaginas all smell terrible, how bout you try washing it for him?

Bro read the thread, she was shower fresh when this happened.

OP, your dude is fucked in the head. When I'm dicking down my girl and things start to speed up and get sweaty and I notice a distinct musty vagina smell in the air I get even hornier and start fucking even harder. Get with a guy that actually likes pussy.

I did read it.

Bumblebee tuna
Don't be smellin like it if you're under me
Rumors will begin about your hungary poona

Another closet fag
You and OPs bf should get together

You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like it if I sucked your dick wouldn't you? You'd like it if I licked the tip and fondled your balls a little wouldn't you? You want me to bend you over and give you the five dollar footlong wouldn't you? You want me to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as my warm cream fills your backside wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU?

>pls say yes

>Like he is constantly horny and thinking and talking about sex
overcompensation.
99% gay

Was eating out my wife once after she had "finished" her period. I could taste iron, but didn't think much of it. When we started fucking, it was a red monsoon.

But remember anons, you must dedicate yourselves to a tireless pursuit of self-improvement to be worthy of love. Only those who are truly happy with their lives without relationships deserve to enjoy their benefit.

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nah seriously, get under those rolls with some antibacterial. Also there's a thing called a douche. Maybe use one ever. Being fat is fine if you're not personally attempting to grow your own microbe colonies on and in you.

>I'm on my period
>Baby, let's make a mess.
Is the only proper response.

>she was shower fresh when this happened.
Doesn't necessarily make a difference. One of my exes was an athlete who had little sense of hygiene and didn't keep her vag clean. I eventually had to be bluntly honest with her and tell her that I wouldn't go down on her unless she washed it good and proper.
We get in the shower and her idea of cleaning her vag was to just stick a bar of soap between her legs for a few seconds. As you might imagine, this made little difference and it still smelled revolting.
A simple shower isn't always enough, unfortunately. Same as if you didn't actually wash your junk.

>boyfriend
>code

Listen here, sweetie. I learned this a long time ago; boys don't use "codes". That's your mind working against you, pitting your insecurities against you.

I can tell you there is a guy out there just waiting to pound/love you no matter what your vagina smells like or looks like or what comes out of it forever and ever and will also take care of you emotionally inside and outside of bed. Dump this entitled white man child before you get any more attached because he is stunted empathetically and a garbage person. How would he react if you tell him his dick constantly smells bad even when he showers? Throw that bullshit back at him and kick him to the curb honey.

W H I T E K N I G H T H A R D E R

You're a stupid insecure roastie who is blaming your retard juice drinking problems on your boyfriend you fucking smelly cunted slag. If he thinks your cunt is bleeding all over him then he'll tell you. Maybe he wasn't into it because he remembered the times you bitched him out for "checking out" a sixty year old librarian because you're nervous that your festering sperm gash of a dick holster will drive him away, leaving you alone with a pack of lukewarm hot dogs and a bottle of cheap wine on a friday night.

Fuck off roastie.

This op lose the weight and your cunt will be less smelly

> boyfriend has openly expressed that he thinks vaginas are gross

so he's gay?

UPDATE: so I decided to try again this morning. I took yalls advice and right before I took a shower and douched INTENSIVELY. I literally fingered myself with scented soap for like 7 minutes.

We have sex and he SAYS THE SAME SHIT. "I think you have a yeast infection, your vagina smells" right in the middle of sex.

So now we have two options:
Either my cum, for some reason, smells abnormally bad
Or he's just overly sensitive to vagina smell. I smelled my cum and I thought it smelt normal.

I started crying over it this time and we started fighting about it. What am I supposed to do? He says "my vagina doesn't normally smell like this" but it does.
What could be a possible explanation for this? The only thing that has changed recently is that I've shifted my diet to include more fruits, vegetables, and fish.

Also, I'm not overweight at all so that isn't a component

hes gay

Maybe you really have stinky pussy for some reason..check with your ob-gyn

Dude, you smell fine. He's just being Bitch baby. You do not need to be with some one who cant take the natural smell of vagina. Also you should never wash with soap, it will make you smell worse in the long run, if anything, because your vagina will work over time to replenish natural juices.
Tell him to man the fuck up and get over it. I'm not even whiteknighting. I'm a girl who has been a committed relationship for five years and your private parts aren't all sunshine and rainbows. He's human and smells like body fluids too.
If your private parts were meant to smell pure and like soap, rooms would never "smell like sex."

Get some fresh smelling herbs and incense, put them in a tea bag and shove it in your vagina and let it marinate over night. The next day you will have a fine pussy potpourii.

Also if he really is making you worry about your vagina health I would 1. Inspect the discharge color. It should either be clear, or white. Yellow or green isn't so healthy. And 2., if you aren't too grossed out by it, taste yourself. You should be salty or tangy, but probably not too sour or over powering. But your vagina really shouldn't smell like roses. It has a specific smell. I can't believe he's complaining about it while just fucking. The only time I think it's understandable is if he's going down on you after you've been sweaty all day.

It just sucks because we've been dating for 2 years and this would be the stupidest reason ever to end things.

Why can't he just suck it up???? I literally suck how dick after days of him not showering and I finger his asshole and never complain of the smell or anything.

I want him to get over it but he's like "I can't help my senses"
Ugghhhhh

I guess I'll have to do this. I just don't want to make an appointment and pay a doctor like 120$ to tell me that my vagina is normal though. I deff don't have anything serious but my boyfriend googled it and is insisting that it must be "BV". Idk how I could have gotten BV but who knows. I wonder if there is any at home test kits.

Are you cheating? I am literally hooking up with a girl who's husband is like this on Wednesday mornings

My discharge is clear.
I didn't taste It but I smelt it- it smells kinda like semen but not any stronger.

I'm or worried about my vagina health- I've had infections before and I know how bad they make your vagina smell. Plus I'm not itchy or anything.
I am not concerned, I more so want to get medical proof that it'S normal because that is the only way that he'll accept "maybe i'm too sensitive?"

2 years is honestly still early for an adult relationship. Maybe you could go to an oby (it's good to go anyways and get checked up lol), and go ahead and mention that you're worried about it and why. And then when they say you're healthy and normal, you can laugh in your rude boyfriend's face about how you have a seal of approval from a doctor.

He seems a little gay if u ask me. I. know this theory sounds totally fucking retarded but if he thinks vaginas are gross maybe he likes dick more.

He should be happy anyways since ur his gf and that sex feels great idk why he had to be a pussy about it and wimp out. Like wtf. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!!!

As a lesbian I feel so bad for straight girls sometimes

DO. NOT. DOUCHE.

why not

its incredible that the whitekights in heree are blaming the boyfriend
OP obviously has a yeast infection and needs to get that shit sorted out

Go to your doctor and see if there's anything wrong with you. If there isn't then it's something with his sense of smell, and he should get something checked out. Also, and this is the big thing, you mentioned before in one of your posts that you're aware of your stronger than average smell, it could be you really do smell stronger and your past boyfriends thought it would be too rude to mention. I met a girl who smelled, like you could actually smell her constantly just standing next to her, but no one told her how strong it was. Also, don't use scented soap inside your body, that will cause more problems.

Do you have a really poor diet? Be honest that will make your vagina sweat smell like shit and taste like shit, same with his cum and taint sweat. Eat a healthy serving of fruits and vegetables for a couple weeks and notice a difference

This. Only retards have shitty double meanings about things.

I'll never understand those low test men.
If anything the period smell turns me on.

Your boyfriend is gay. Ask him if he's ever thought about guys or traps.

She'll be so happy with the UTI she gets from that

>my boyfriend and I have sex
>he doesn't usually say my pussy smells bad
>he did yesterday
>HE'S GAY!

Good christ girls are retarded. Why can't you acknowledge when you reek?

holy shit OP buy yourself some organic mint soap and a proper loofah and clean your fucking body. Stock up on some mint gum too. It's obvious you have no standards for smell if you're willing to sit under/finger a dude's asshole if he hasn't showered for days anyway.