Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:
>Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.
>Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.
>Creepers: Represent Muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam. Also, they tend to spawn in the desert.
>Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit, speaks distorted English, runs fast, chimps out if you dare to look at him, and can't swim. They even come from the game’s “dark continent”.
>Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert, offer scammy “deals” where they ask for three emeralds for a stone tool, and have their hands constantly rubbed together.
>Iron Golems: Fat, strong, stupid, and constantly defending the villagers. They have more loyalty to the (((villagers))) than to the player, even if they were created by the player. Just like how the US would willingly kill innocent whites if Israel asked.
Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth.
>Ghast: Represents feminists--fat, white, and with a child like demeanor; will get triggered by sight of straight white Steve and try to burn everything to the ground; arguments easily thrown back into face at which point they will drop a tear.
Xavier Cox
>Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit, speaks distorted English, runs fast, chimps out if you dare to look at him, and can't swim. They even come from the game’s “dark continent”.
Skeleton men: Asians--honorable, skinny, slanted eye adversaries who are good at archery.
Henry Sullivan
>Minecraft just added a new Illager function of a evil faction that raids villages and razes it >Obviously represents the current immigration crisis in European
Minecraft is White Man's Burden: The Game
Hudson Stewart
>yotsuba you failed
James Ward
Minecraft is confirmed the white man's video game.
>Steve: looks like a Mutt and not a white man, so if that what you call white I'd think you're a Mutt.
>MUH EVIL ANTI-DEMUGRAZY MUZZIE CREEPAH XDDD: Created through a rendering when notch tried to make a pig model and also it doesn't spawn in the desert specifically.
When it comes the rest I agree with you, I've thought of this Theory long before I even found this thread!!
Daniel Wood
>Steve: looks like a Mutt and not a white man, so if that what you call white I think you're a Mutt.
>MUH EVIL ANTI-DEMUGRAZY MUZZIE CREEPAH XDDD: Created through a rendering when notch tried to make a pig model and also it doesn't spawn in the desert specifically. Although it can represent ISIS since the Iron Golem (aka American) never attacks creepers.
When it comes to the rest I agree with you, I've thought of this Theory long before I even found this thread!!
>Created through a rendering when notch tried to make a pig model > the creepers have a repulsion of pigs theory confirmed
John Lee
Wrong, they're afraid of cats.
Thomas Reyes
People who screenshot in anything other than Yotsuba are absolute niggers. If I'm not using Yotsuba and I want to take a shot I switch back to be courteous to others.
Bentley Fisher
Steve is a mulatto though.
Henry James
>using anything other than Tomorrow >ever
Luis Wilson
I thought minecraft was dead?
Isaac Turner
You, I like you.
Matthew Richardson
shut up kike nobody wants to see shitty bright screenshots
Carson Martinez
its true all of it
Henry Richardson
Go back on the street and protest against your globalist leader you proudly elected last year instead of shitposting here, frog.
> >i have no reaction folder. What the fuck are you doing here get out while you still have time
Lucas Ortiz
>American citizens, they are extremely territorial mutts who reside in the New World (The Nether). >nether fortresses are once great massive spanning structures that have severely decayed and are filled with unpleasant inhabitants >just like the inner cities of all the major cities of america top kek
Blake Morales
"psst, kids, you want some redpills?"
Ryan Morales
Quick kill IT with fire!!!!!
Jordan Edwards
top kek too bad they updated the graphics and it doesnt run anymore on my shitty 10yo pc
