Guys, I just fucked up real bad at work an hour ago and probably going to get fired from my $160,000/yr job
>be me >work for Ernst & Young, part of "The Big Four" >highly successful consultant and now basically senior PM making $160,000/yr >be 2 hours ago >on conference call with 15-20 very high ranking colleagues in the business >people are complaining about a bunch of small things not working with a particular internal software product and blaming it on the testers >I blurt out a joke without thinking >conference line goes dead silent >I realize what I had said >something I always say as a joke when on this fucking board or in chat or around like minded friends >"meh, I blame the Jews" >meeting quickly ended >Most people I work with are Jews
Larp. If not AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH how u do dis?
Tyler Torres
fuck off kike
Henry Collins
You seem to have a Jewish idea of success, so why pretend that they are bad? You are appropriating their culture
Connor Green
WOW But being a conference call you can deny you said it. Say you said "blame the ques", meaning bad queing up coding. Don't get drunk and be a fucking idiot.
daily reminder that by working for Jewish corporations, you have to keep up PC appearances
Zachary Brown
Add, to ensure that you keep your job make a request to look into the queing code of the programs, queing code being when the program accepts requests and delivers data
Justin Stewart
2pbp
Tyler Price
it was recorded
Colton Miller
>mfw I've been in a similar position but it always comes out as >I blame th- then i just get quiet
Sebastian Roberts
Then you can turn it around and say maybe they are insecure about something.
Jaxson Gomez
This is ideal, you can then flip it on them if you get fired.
Beat the jew at their own game
Jose Diaz
>Most people I work with are Jews >people are complaining >blaming it on the testers Just tell them you're not wrong.
Dylan Cooper
you clearly don't have the IQ worthy of $160,000/yr
Julian Wilson
>I blame the Jews >most people I work with are Jews I went to school with and worked with mostly Jews. Generally they aren't that sensitive to jokes about Jews when they are a majority. You'll probably be fine OP. >"I blame Trump for the bad joke" They'll laugh at that and forget about it.
you simply have tourettes. but now you need to double down and keep saying weird shit to sell it.
Charles Carter
Ernst and young in my experience is filled with self-important cunts who don't know shit about management consulting. They just copy and paste retard-tier recommendations for each company. At my last job I had to manage a $10m project to address a bunch of supposed control deficiencies they identified in our processes, and it was a load of rubbish
Thomas Rivera
top kek
Parker Powell
You'll be okay bro.
I just left a company paying me 145k a year because I worked with a bunch of fucking pajeets.
I finally had enough a pajeet fuckery and just left on a friday at lunch.
I'm much happier and will probably get a better job without pajeet infestation.
Sebastian King
Confess that you are a jew, and antisemtic jokes are your way of coping with it
Lol if you can't switch from chanface to publicface in the time it takes you to look away from your screen, you don't deserve a job.
Ethan Jenkins
Most of the EY cunts I have to deal with are pajeets. Can't blame you.
Owen Gutierrez
Thats pretty funny. I would have laughed even if I was Jewish.
Michael King
It is literally nothing but Pajeets, Jews and women
Justin Reed
>be me >electrician >talk shit on anyone i want, whenever i want >working in an office, new client >find out theyre all filthy yids calling goys to give money to poor starving holocoaster riders, because "muh shoah" I legit walked out of the job. When the ranking kike asked me what i was doing: I dont work for criminals that scam people. Your people hate the goyim amd are preying on their religious beliefs to extort them.
Adrian Sullivan
We should start our own company.
No kikes, pajeets or women.
Joseph Gray
Fake story.
Hudson Russell
>Fake story. I fucking wish
Logan Martin
I said juice faggot
Owen Clark
Say it is an ironic joke that you make about conspiracy theorist. You have a sarcastic sense of humor. Apologizes. Grovel.
Aiden Carter
This isn't a bad idea. I could say I was referring to Juice as in Gin and Juice and say it was a reference about how I drink when I work because drinking at work is literally pushed by the kikes at work
Jace Anderson
Set up a reason to sue the company once fired? Jew the Jews?
You done fucked yourself user. And yes, i don't need to tell you that the call was recorded. Polish up that resume and start looking for a job.
Tyler Ward
>be OP >make dumb jew joke >able to explain it away as a shitty joke that wasn't as funny as he thought it would be >goes to lunch and gets hammered >boss comes to bitch him out after lunch >OP slurring and acting dumb >"user, a-are you drunk right now? I can smell alcohol on your breath >silence from OP >"ok you know what, i was going to bitch at you for what you said but this is too much. You're fired"
Ayden Thompson
Unironically this you still could have played it off
Kevin Peterson
Hey OP Take your blogposting filth to /b/: that's all they do there these days. You'll also find that you will enjoy all the dick pictures, as you are a huge, gapeing faggot.
