Flyovers

Just imagine a slightly less white trash version of your state, with no alligators

remember, city people are gay and/or niggers. most likely gay niggers.

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Yeah, they just hang out at Walmart, it's not like they have to plow the lower 40, or milk the cows, or feed the hogs, or any of the 100 other things that the average Jow Forums faggot couldn't do if his life depended on it.

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When they aren't busy voting for Trump and saving the country from europhile coastal elite, yeah. T

to be fair, posting eastern euro women is false advertising.
mid west women are about 3x as heavy.

High school football on Friday nights in fall. Fishing/boating in summer. Miniature golf with family or bowling。waterparks and roller coasters

Just tonguing niggers anuses for hours and hours....

Its comfy user, so so comfy

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NYC or LA, faggot?

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I would leave the city in an instant if this was true...

Why are city fags such pretentious cock guzzlers.

obese

It's terrible. Never come here.

Is the average person obese?

because they guzzle cocks non stop 24/7?

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>Mightly Florida
>White Trash
the poorfags are, sure. Outside of that we're pretty civilized

What in particular is bad?

If the rest of the midwest is like wisconsin it means having all the benefits of living in a mega-city but without all the bullshit.

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As if you are able to even get off the couch cousin fucker

yup...this is how every euro orchard looks like...
I myself, will be going to pick apples this very weekend...this is totally the season to do that...

We go to the tractor store because we like to look at good tractors and the FBI bugged the VFW hall.
If you're not a racist, you're a retard.

Almost every inch of land is farmed, ranched, or managed forest by White goys. It takes a lot of work. Hunting is huge business now.

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You mean the heartland? Any place without libtards is pure Bliss if you must know.

In my flyover state we walk thru tunnels that smell like piss to get on a train then have to walk 8 blocks to work from the train.

But no seriously. Every store has a free parking lot as big as a stadium parking lot. To get my license updated or transfer a title on a car takes 5-10 minutes max. My Amazon packages sit on my front step in plain view all day. I take my daughter and the squad to birthday parties at the horse ranch down the road. Happy hour beers cost 1.75$ at the local bar. My son and his degenerate friends take snowmobiles to go ice fishing which is code for drink/do drugs in an ice house. My coworkers are all rednecks who tell the boss which people show up for interviews with Klobuchar stickers on their car so he doesnr hire them.

Based

>They feed you
I only buy organic and local.

fly over lol.

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He said it to keep libs away

I live in a small rural town in Arizona and I work at Walmart and yes basicly what we do

Nice except for drugs

>My coworkers are all rednecks who tell the boss which people show up for interviews with Klobuchar stickers on their car so he doesnr hire them.

Oh god. Sounds amazing. I'm so glad i moved back to MN

This. Fat and used up. Feral negroes in every major city. Opiate epidemic. Small towns overrun by beans. Yet I'm still amazed at the wealth that used to be here.

>be me
>take family from comfy flyover home to NYC for vacation
>taxi from LaGuardia to Manhattan has a TV to distract from traffic
>mostly morning show and celebrity nonsense
>every 10 minutes, PSA plays “We Can Fuck Whoever We Want” with every sodomite and crypto-pedo imaginable
>not even to the hotel and I’m already filled with rage

If there was an Ebola outbreak in Brooklyn, I would personally blow up all the bridges and mine the roads for quarantine and let nature take its course.

We go to work, raise our children, and care for our families. Well, the good people do. Lots of drug abuse/alchoholism. Hunting, fishing, yardwork. It's different in cities obviously, but only trash people live in cities, just like everywhere else.

Living out in the country is amazing and if I choose to drive into town I will see only white people. I have no idea what living in a large city could offer me. Also, my back yard is a firing range.

Anecdotal but I don't know of any opiate or methamphetamine users.

unfortunately there's AIDS drugs now, they don't die from it anymore.

No, infact its mostly boomers and gen xers. Aka the groups hit hardest by big pharma pushing opiates after we went into the middle East. Young people mostly drink or smoke weed.

The answer is: yes.

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holy fuk sorry guys

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Rural Americans get crushed by the local K-12 system, and are turned into zionists retards. The government mind control is most oppressive in those small towns. It's honestly a nightmare.

Brain damaging Freemasonball is their god, and you're an outcast if you don't go along with it's worship. This whole country is built on human sacrifice. The rurals have no other social options but to adhere to the government's abusive rituals.

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Yeah hes not gauging his ears or getting arrested so Im not too concerned yet.

what kind of idiot vacations in a jew, and nigger filled city that smells like piss?
are you retarded?

Yes, also violent, sadistic, and dumb as rocks. Pic related, there is no escape from the mind control in the small towns.

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More accurate than the urbanites know.

Fuck off were are full

Local meet up when in high school was Sonic. Bonfire keg parties in a random field. Fished almost every day after school. Too many beans but only one darkie, but was a token white guy. Closest he ever got to being a gangbanger was he listened to Ja-Rule.

Was bretty comfy.

Nah, I just like the pic. I'm not a muzzie. But keep it up son...

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This

City cucks are the cause of all our problems

>The government mind control is most oppressive in those small towns. It's honestly a nightmare.
Lol no. People openly talk about lynching politicians.

You hate yourself and your own kind
Youre racist too
Also a hypocrite
Also crazy
Soon I hope youll an hero

rural Americans are the real americans. a less complex lifestyle means you are more in touch with your surroundings.

Somali

I transferred to a rural school. The women were even more SJW than the city i was from. The teachers were pedos who quizzed us on hollywood movies, and promoted prozac all the time. If you don't go along with the K-12 propaganda the people outcast you ASAP. "Based rurals" are just deluded Christians barking through a fence.

Maybe. It’s kind of like how I want to see Paris, London and Rome before the diversity destroys what’s left of a better civilization.

The ice fishing meme is spot on

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My experience was entirely different. You sound like you went to a California school. Pills, pedos, and hollywood.

I doubt you very much. That doesn't resemble my experience or that of anyone I know. Quit lying, jew rat.

Flyover states have cities dipshit

We do the same shit you do but we also do a lot more outdoors stuff because we can

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Walmart from 9pm-2am is a great hangout if you’re in a no name town

I think the school i went to was a common core testing ground. Still, there is no escape from whatever the K-12 system spews. It's like being taken out to a gulag.

Tons of bars, you hang out where ever something is going on. Thots are still around but they are low key and not public about it. Still plenty of good girls with proper family values. You can drive an hour to a college campus if you want to get your degen on. Land is cheap, gas can be a bit expensive in some places and cheap in others. Food is cheap and a lot more organic chooses.

1950s America's still exists you just have to go to bfe

Mostly drink, shoot guns from our back yard, build ridiculous mud trucks and go play in the bog, drink some more. Lots of drinking. Lots of pot. Lots of coke. Some places, lots of Meth. Sometimes crack. Also small business owners making tons of money.

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>Land is cheap
Maybe in a shitty(er) flyover state. It's about 12k or more a square acre for farm land. Usually sold in no less than 20-30 acres.

They do heroin all day.

>9000

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Jesus, I just did some looking. In just one county in Central Illinois, the farmland is roughly 308,000 square acres. At minimum 12k/acre it's worth 3.7 billion dollars.

Yeah farm land is expensive because it is workable land. I was talking about woodlands in Oklahoma and kansas. Wyoming is a hilly windhole of ranches

Sage. Fuckin kikes

You do know homeschooling is an option, right? There are homeschooling groups and everything.

True, land is cheap out there. Thought about buying some and putting out a nice cabin or something.

I'm sure I was doing common core stuff, I just don't remember ever talking about Prozac or hollywood. Just a lot of useless information so we would hopefully pass SATs or whatever other test you take at the end of high school.

Hi Walmart guy

The major towns are degenerate hell holes.
out in the country corn corn corn corn cow corn corn basedbean corn corn corn cow hillbilly with gun beer beer beer corn corn corn corn corn fat chick corn corn corn cow.

we shitpost on Jow Forums and call city people cucks

oh I forgot burnt down barns

>starving the assholes out.

when will this "rural farmer" meme die out? most of you suck down food stamps like its going out of style, virtually all food is grown by multinationals.

Only when were not hanging niggers and fucking our sisters..... Come visit some time!

Why are Americans pretending to be Aussies? This is cultural appropriation.

Well think about it for a second, anons.

There isn't much to look at scenery-wise, and there aren't a lot of metropolitan attractions. What's that leave? Friends, family and farming. That's what happens in flyover country.

Here is what happened in the heart land 30 years ago corporate farming took over most farmers and ranchers sold out moved to the city. Their kids became liberal as fuck due to the school system. Now its populated by fake right wing boomers and shit lord gen x. The Jews really did a number out hear. They control every thing here.

Hey neighbor to the north!

And yes lot of people just wander around Walmart
Mexicans literary live there the never leave they park vans out side and than hang out all night I have seen them shower in the bathrooms using a hose attached to a facet.

God are you retarded? Farmers sell their crops to the multinationals. Those companies don’t grow anything even close to the amount of what they sell.

Do you think that all corn is farmed by one company or something?

>muh mental gymnastics

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Ignorance is bliss I guess. I wish Americans knew how farming actually worked instead of spewing shit about “factory farms.”

flyovers don't have the worst of the country but they don't have the best either

they're a place for growing children and retired seniors to live - but for an adult living the time of their life and making something of themselves, being in a city is better (It's where all the top universities and business networks are!)

>Do they just hang out Walmart all day?
Yes.

>Long straight roads everywhere.

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We live good lives and don't worry about you fisting yourself to 24/7 diarrhea. Leave us alone, or we'll stop feeding you... and starve you.

Better than Florida.