Americans are lonely

What's going on, big guy?

Your old pals Australians are here to have a chat to cheer you up.

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They clearly need to let more migrants in then.

Ok, that is pretty fucked.
But you've got friends here haven't you?

Well not exactly friends but a collage of people who hear your innermost thoughts and comment on them.

So like Schizophrenia but it's real.

Ausbro pls halp.

Hi again straya. Hows your roofucker holdin up?

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I'm here cunt, what do you need?
Funny pictures? Sexy pictures? Jokes?

Escaped and was speared and eaten, sad story.

Your consideration is appreciated

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When all you do is work to enrich kikes with the side effect of surviving it's hard to have time for anything else.

Do you think you could take on 3 kangaroos in a brawl?

I love you australia
If I were to visit what would be a good place?

But can they take on three kangaroos in an orgy?

That and our social structure was wrecked by divershitty and (((individualism))).

Can't name any of my neighbors, don't care.

Don't listen to The Jew York Times.

The social media jew

Full sized big reds? No weapons?
One yeah probably, but 3 at once no way.

It's deceptively easy in appearance because their head is right there but their talons (pic related), they can balance up on their tails and rake downwards and unironically rip your guts out. That shit is no joke.

They're not as dumb as you think either, some dumbass sicked his dog on one once thinking it would kill it but the roo dragged the fight into a nearby body of water and drowned the dog. One reason you have dogs hunt in packs.

>If I were to visit what would be a good place?

The airport fuck off we're full lmao.

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Send bants :(

I'm lonely because I don't want to hangout with a bunch of niggers and spics

Love you cunts. You will always be greatest ally.

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Putnam predicted this.

I'm just.... y'know... ITS HARD SOMETIMES, OKAY?

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Jews and their brown hordes are to thank for this.

Are australians literally the best posters?

Dude, we're still bummed about Steve Irwin. We think, "how's his family doing?" I thought his wife was a nice lady.

I'm 21 and have no friends. I go to a commuter school so making friends at university won't happen.

I'm lonely because I'm a mutt who doesn't want to hangout with mexicans nor niggers. The few whites that I've talked to are extremely liberal, which is annoying.

you cheeky cunt

We used to hate them, I myself would call for them to be range banned for the longest time, then the real shitposters the canadians started showing up and australia became based

I can't connect with a woman and not sure I want to

it's becaue the US live in front of their TV screen or computer screen

I'll tell you something I tried that I heard on Frame Game Radio (what ever happened to him anyway, he got deleted all of a sudden).

He said next time you go out for a walk or a jog, take a plastic bag with you and pick up trash as you go along. Sounds weird and even kind of cringey but you really will feel a lot better.

I think it gently rubs on our "contribute" part of the brain.

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It's true. Best way to make yourself happy is to make other people happy.

But anonymously picking up trash is the second best way.

Also where are the other Australians, it's 130 in the afternoon wake up you dog cunts.

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jus' playin'

Nice digits

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I live in Los Angeles and I can't fit all the mexicans in plastic bags. Wat do

the best way to fight these fuckers is MMA style ground game

get em on the ground and armbar/triangle

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>create an army of teenagers and 20-somethings that live on their phones
>surprised when they don't socialize
Hmmmm...

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use a saw, duh

>country filled with hatred towards the predominant, founding race
>our women are braineashed into whoredom from a young age
>boomer nigger parents were too busy focusing on their careers and fucking one another in a malted hop frenzy to be parents so instead left an entire generation to fend for itself with television and video games
>the government is just a glorified mafia
>men are constantly blamed for the most mundane shit because "muh rape"
>friends joining the military because its the easiest money in the world but end up dying for a fucking sand castle country we took and gave to the jews decades ago

You'd be lonely too, Captain Kangaroo, if Charlie was everywhere and you didn't know who to trust, if anyone.

man aus i know you like diablo3, melbourne shuffle, and kangaroos but this place is fucking gay

that's a big glass of passion pop

Yes but the worst posters are easy to spot as evidence by
Leaves are consistently the worst fucking posters on any board.

Tell me about la porchetta, daddy

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Social media is cancer.
STOP THE ZUCCING BASED CUNT, PLEASE!

Thats my girlfriend :)

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THIS user IS RIGHT! WE NEED TO KILL FUCKERBERG!

>why are people isolated

Because kikes made the US 50% shitskin in 30 years time. Kikes made going outside and socializing hellish.

that's not fair tho cause canada is the easier to proxy so

Canadians are the worst, used to be Swedes but I think years of bullying and mockery have corroded much of the brainwashing they get so now instead of replying to facts with their brainwashing they ignore it.....or have become jaded enough to know it's true.

Canada is like that but at an earlier stage, the country is doing well on the inertia of previous decades so they think it's just all crazy that people are telling them they're headed towards becoming South Africa 2.0, propaganda about it being good increases, talking too critically against it is criminalized.
So you get your average leaf poster.

Australia has the same but a big part of our culture was hating authority and talking shit, so the bluehairs are working on that I guess.

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We need to drag zuckeeberg out into the streets.

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>those shoulders
>those hands
>that smug vaguely south american looking face

That's a man.

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thats peterstein daughter

>All terrible leaves are proxies
Leafposting status cemented.

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checked

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fuck off add to it all the poo in loo and chinese who post with our flag we have 0 chance you got to admit it anyway im quebecois so fuck canada and canadian

Dont listen to op, despite the shitposting and callous humour, we are also deeply lonely

Genius

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>im quebecois so fuck canada and canadian

Man you have it rough- You're hated by your host nation -and- the actual french call you pig french.

Also still a leaf. Still worst poster.

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>You're hated by your host nation -and- the actual french call you pig french.
no worry we hate them too
the french are immigrating in mass since a couples of years you would be surprised

Make a fucking example of that lizard autistic fuck!

Weed is still not fucking legal! How do we even argue as Americans? FFS! The women are better everywhere else! Ah!

The truth is that there's a real war going on in this country's subconscious. It's not between the ones who want it destroyed and the ones who want to save it, but inside those who are seeing what's happening and whther they want to accept reality in light of the humiliating degenerate faggotry that has really taken off since 2005 when gay marriage was being discussed and a lot of people wanted it to be edgy and progressive while insisting that this wasn't a slippery slope.

>(You)
Right

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Underrated

tfw no aussie bro to watch big lez and drink vb with

How chill are kangaroos? Could you casually walk past that one, or are they niggers with tails?

every age has its unique problems. used to be starvation and disease. now in developed countries its social isolation.

funny after we created all those technologies to bring us together we ended up in loneliness

Only thing you can trust is yourself and the American Spirit. Where there is a will, a way can be made, and there will always be an American left somewhere who will tilt when he should withdraw.

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There was always social isolation in one form or another. Yes there is a lot of atomization because everyone interacts in front of a screen but I also think everything gets magnified because of how easy it is to hear about stupid shit happening across the country or world.

Too busy considering killing myself to get a gf. Hoping that focusing on it will desensitize me to the point I can pull it off. My only problem is that it'd really upset my parents or God knows I would've done it by now.

Watching the cricket mate

Yeah I'm pretty much in this for other people's sake. I'm 31 and so dissapointed with the way my life has gone I just don't fucking care anymore.

You’re me. I have a wife and my mom is still alive

I go into threads hearing people talk about their life and I'm not sure if they're dumb or if their smarter than me.

>the french are immigrating in mass since a couples of years
You're getting blacker?

For me, it's the cat. There will always be an excuse if you just don't want to do it.

I agree with everything.

It's true. I'm lonely.
Two years ago I was on track to having a fulfilling career and I was planning on proposing to the woman I loved within the next year.
Now I'm alone living with my sister and her boyfriend, $58k in debt and no career prospects.
I just don't have the willpower to go out anymore, even though I tell myself things will get better...

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My problem is the 80/20 rule. 20% of the guys get 80% of the women.
I can get up to a third date with 5/10 average looking to 4/10 slightly overweight women who keep giving me the "I would like to just be friends from now on" and "you'll make some woman very happy one day" lines. I also was forced to move to a new area for a job and all my past friends are hours away.

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I feel for the white young'uns. I'm an oldfag but when I was a kid fags were called fags and the bearded lady was a circus act. Now you have to grow up being forced to accept shit that doesn't make any sense. Kids are afraid to act even a little crazy and let off steam because a cop will arrest you and ruin your life with a record. So you can only sit at home and watch or play what (((they))) want you to until that finally boils over and big crazy happens. Young girls are absolutely awful now. Most don't act like ladies, I don't think any know how to cook and the jew has told them all they need to fuck as many niggers as they can. If you band together in a social club (((they))) will try and destroy you to keep you down but every other fucking group gets to clump up with their own kind and achieve a sense of belonging.

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Fuck m8 I didn't know the fuckers had sickles on their feet.

Roos don't fuck around.

i dont have a gf. i dont leave my house other than for work or school. i dont leave my room other than to go to the bathroom or eat and drink. i dont have friends. i want a gf.

All my neighbors are hardcore dems that wish death upon blumphf. All the people I thought I knew are just assholes and I really don't give a shit about them or their non existent boomer problems

Another gay thread from this projecting Aussie, sorry Americans are too busy with work and productive hobbies to live your shit friendly lifestyle of get wasted every day off piss beer and huffing petrol with Abbos before throwing some shrimp on the car radiator and calling it barbecue

no they arent stop trusting (((studies)))

Are you me? Pretty much every white person I know is fairly liberal or a boomer-tier conservative at most.

Im very VERY fortunate to work a job where I work overseas on a rotational basis for only 6 months out of the year. The other half of the year I have off is spent mostly overseas as well in places like Southeast Asia and Eastern Europe where quality of life is high and my dollar can go a lot further during my time off. For one month out of the year though I am in the mainland US (mostly Texas) and holy fucking hell if I ever had to move back here fulltime I honestly think I would kill myself. Ive been around the world quite a bit and very few places are as depressing, isolating and not to mention fucking BORING as America, California, NYC, Florida, Texas, doesnt fucking matter compared to almost anywhere else on the developed planet its all shit and completely toxic. If you spend any significant time overseas at all it is very hard to adjust back to the US. Ill be heading out of here again in January and am looking to cut loose what little I have remaining here once and for all finally at the end of next year and never look back. This country is absolute hell on Earth and Im convinced that the only people who think otherwise are those who have never been anywhere else.

Why did you send us jim jefferies
Also how to talk to hot weird girls? This one likes me but I’m so used to flirting with whores idk what to do to actually hang with her outside school

AUSTRALIA MY HOME CITY IS FUCKED AAAAAAAAA HELP ME PLEASE I LOVE MY HOME CITY AND I DON'T WANT IT TO FUCKING DIE AND TURN INTO DETROIT 2.0

FUCK
GREATEST ALLY SEND HELP

>you'll make some woman very happy one day
The biggest ho phrase in the world. Its code for, "You are a person who would be a perfect husband, but I havent rode enough cocks yet."
2018 was a mistake

>America bad
You sure just said a lot without saying anything.

Not Australian bro, but I am sorry for what is happening.

>boomer nigger parents were too busy focusing on their careers and fucking one another in a malted hop frenzy to be parents so instead left an entire generation to fend for itself with television and video games

Story of my fuckign life. My mom went and got a masters degree and became the primary breadwinner while my dad smoked weed all day and did nothing but watch TV

I attribute that as one of the biggest things that fucked me up. At least now I'm an adult and can take responsibility for my current place in life and work on improving it.

AND I DON'T MEAN YIDSRAHEL
THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLY
THEY NEVER HAVE BEEN
I MEAN YOU AUSTRALIA I MEAN YOU AAAAAAAAA
FUCKING HELP ME I DON'T WANT THE MILE HIGH CITY TO BECOME EVEN MORE OF A SHITHOLE THAN IT ALREADY IS FUCK SOMEONE PLEASE FIX THIS

i literally don't have friends. just go to work and come home to chill in my room. dunno been like this so long that i have gotten used to it. don't really feel lonely but i prob am missing something