Brit/pol/-Old ale edition

hello brits

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I'm off to bed
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for the lads in the morning

Go
youtu.be/akbzRuZmqVM

I wish, I'd love to ride one o' those pterodactyls.

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Do you have IRL goalposters in Germany?

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Britania must not fall

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How do you know if you're going bald or if it's just a cowlick lads?

I'm not sure, let me ask for you

Are you asleep?

Anyone else think they have a drink problem and need help?

British twinks are such a turn on. Any of you fags wanna come to Australia? You can stay at my place but you're going to be fucked rough. No condoms. No mercy. You'll be farting out my rancid cum 24/7. I'll kiss you on the mouth and blow meth clouds in your arsehole.

Sexual violence is my life force.

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Definitely. I drink around 6 beers most nights. I can usually manage 2-3 days off a week, but sometimes I will drink a pint of vodka in one night.

You should be swinging from a noose, degenerate.

Holy shit this is also my fantasy. Only Brit twinks with posh accents though, hate chavvy sounding cunts.

bit lewd desu

So lads, we talked about politics these past few months at all or is it just the usual drivel?

girl you got me all the way fucked up

i prefer to think of it as a drink solution not a drink problem

fuck off virgin

How can I be a virgin when I fuck your post last night?

i dont know which post you shagged but it wasnt mine as i dont have a post

did it slide up ur arse well? dirty cunt you've been practising

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Does anyone seriously think Leave would win in a second referendum? Also what would be the question on the ballot box? How could they even guarantee them?

We've had two years of propaganda to confuse enough retards into 'changing their minds because they're smart'.

I honestly think a second referendum would cause a civil war especially if the result meant keeping us inside the EU

Lol no

There aren't enough people willing to lose their jobs and chicken tikkas for a civil war to happen.

Reported for haram, enjoy prison mate

>fuck your post

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fuck you

Lol didn't he die

Lived for about a day after, but died later due to everything from his arse to his head being fucked.

hopefully

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Mmm having a Subway for breakfast soon! What should I get lads

subway MELT

a hooker

Shit lads we'll get em next time

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The deal that we have reached with the EU is the right one for the United Kingdom. Leaving without a deal would risk uncertainty for the economy, for business and for citizens.

EU leaders have endorsed the Withdrawal Agreement and Political Declaration on the future relationship between the UK and EU. This agreement secures the rights of more than three million EU citizens living in the UK and around one million UK nationals living in the EU; and sets out the terms of the time-limited implementation period which will provide our businesses and citizens with certainty.

The financial settlement represents a fair settlement of our obligations as a departing member state and was agreed in the context of the implementation period and our future relationship. This agreement confirms that the days of sending vast payments to the EU are coming to an end.

It also means we will be able to spend more of taxpayers’ money on our priorities, such as the extra investment we are putting into our NHS.

On Northern Ireland, the agreed Protocol guarantees that even in the unlikely event that the UK’s future relationship with the EU is not in place by the end of the implementation period, there will be no hard border between Northern Ireland and Ireland and no customs border down the Irish Sea.

The agreement preserves the economic and constitutional integrity of the United Kingdom, upholds the Belfast (Good Friday) Agreement, and ensures people and businesses that rely on an open border between the Northern Ireland and Ireland can continue living their lives and operating as they do now.

As set out in the Political Declaration, once we have left the EU and for the first time in more than four decades, the UK will have an independent trade policy. The UK will be free to negotiate, sign, and ratify trade deals during the implementation period and bring them into force after the period has finished.

The deal we have reached is the right deal for the UK. It takes back control of our borders, our laws and our money while protecting jobs, security and the integrity of the UK. Anything other than straightforward approval of the deal will bring with it uncertainty for the economy, for business, and for citizens.

Neither Parliament nor the Government want a ‘no deal’ scenario. However, as a responsible Government, we will continue to prepare for all eventualities.

Department for Exiting the European Union

Thanks,
The Petitions team
UK Government and Parliament

nice try Teresa , you're fucked

Piss off soft cunt

It's a response to a petition you goons

>I come to Jow Forums
>read government propaganda
>wtf

fook off, ya daft cunt.

It's a response to a petition you gammons.

it's fucking propaganda you cocksucking Remoaner MP.

Of course it is. Doesn't mean I don't want to share it for people to see and discuss.

Whats going on in the gif?

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A guy fell off a balcony and landed on a bollard which went up his anus and destoryed him

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>they're trying to push Penny Mordaunt for PM
fuck off May loyalists
no one wants fucking Maybot 2.0

I don't want another bloody woman PM

ehehe

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We all prefer Corbyn over Sajid Javid, right?

no

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60th for fuck jannies
morning from the states, britfrens

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Where did he fall from? A sky scraper? Seems to be going very fast.

name something that has not been made worse by the influence of social media or smartphones

UPDATE
got a steak and cheese

Jerking off to people who used to go to your secondary school

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>national news

Well I had to scroll down quite a bit.

Politics desu
It's always been a shitshow, but now it's a public shitshow we all get to laugh at

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I'm not falling for that old one teresa

rt.com/news/446534-france-protests-yellow-vests/

live stream of protests in france

i can't wait for corbyn to reinstate the weekend

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basically hitler

Me being escorting into my works Christmas do.

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Yankee mods can fuck off!

Another day, another rich celebrity crying about Jeremy Corbyn is anti-semitic and the next Hitler.

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All me

no more SOSIG ROLLS?

oh ffs rach

good song mate
cheers

Did Hiro finally learn english? Oh, that's who-cares-who? Fuck off then.

Morgoth should win this for taking the Silmarils from the greedy Jew-elf light-horders

Why would /ourhiro/ post using mod name?

FUCK MODS

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How can we trust the "youf" with important decisions such as whether to remain a member of the EU when they can't even work out which toilet they are supposed to use?

*dabs*

>Painted Asian woman's face white
Have you seen teenage pakis? They do it themselves?

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test

Zoomers rise up
You have nothing to loose but your bedtimes

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they should ban /brit/pol/ really it's offtopic and spammy

Man try an say Brit/poll off topic
Tell my man SHUT UP

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Jannie are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Jannie?

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Not true.

Found this funny to be honest.

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since moving to Hull I think I'm becoming a norfener
I keep eating sausage rolls and drinking heavily
lately I've been feeling more apathetic towards politics

I even watched football in a pub the other day

sosiz rolllssss

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Based mod

Unironicly going to a football match today

Which one?

Butthurt

Rachel riley = rich famous high iq 10/10 looks

You = misshapen communist pygmy living in a closet and surviving on shredded wheat and cheese on toast

She is so far above your pay grade she might as well be a different species LMAOOOO