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Why do men do this?
Isaac Gray
Ryder Sullivan
>tfw hungry
>tfw go to a restaurant for food
>tfw buy food
>tfw halfway through eating food the waitress tells you that you work there now
Jason Hughes
top kek
OP, we do it because we can. You can't do it, which is why we get to fuck around a lot and you get shamed for it.
Liam Perez
nice, you've managed to make a food analogy even more retarded than it usually is
Matthew Brown
it's a genius analogy, fuck off
Brayden Adams
thanks, user
Adrian Nelson
this is the power of having a penis
Levi Lopez
just demand child support and make him your proxy slave. hell, maybe youve lived together for long enough to make him an alimony slave too. he deserves it, men are just slaves anyways
you slay, girl!
Jason Walker
Use a rubber you dumb bitch.
Luis Stewart
>why do mean I choose to sleep with do this?
ftfy. Maybe don't be so retarded about your choices in men.
Tyler Cook
but other men or so crEerErerPy
Jack Morales
Why are women stupid enough to be a cum dumpster for men who do this, and why can't they get enough of it?
Josiah Jones
why are men dumb enough to think that there couldn't possibly be (a huge amount of) men out there who put on a show of being a dedicated and supportive partner/husband only for the sex and then bail at the first sign of having to dedicate actual loyalty, commitment, and responsibility?
I thought those were supposed to be male traits after all... but it seems like they actually belong to the mothers who raise their families.
Kayden Wright
Lmao, stay mad roastie whore.
Just remember you get more disgusting and undesirable with every new dick that uses you as his personal cumdump.
Christopher Brooks
Women have over a dozen forms of birth control that are all more effective than condoms and easy access to abortions. If a woman gets pregnant it is 100% on her and I have no sympathy for them.
Adrian Sanchez
100% on her, yet the man has to pay >50%
women are so oppressed!
Easton Miller
Yup, the system is outdated and needs to give women reproductive responsibilities as well as rights.
Gavin Parker
typical overly sensitive internet male responding with emotional outburst rather than an argument.
Jace Foster
>muh serious discussions pls
Keep guzzling that cum skank.
Easton Nguyen
I usually say to wait for sex but with birth control nobody does anymore apparently. What a shame.
Aaron Rivera
how about you dont sleep with them until you enslave them and leech of the money they bring by marriage? instead of being a typical woman and crying about your short-sighted, childish actions having consequences?
oh right, i forgot, women are parasitic children with rights, right which they have used to burn society down
have fun raising chads little three on your own. hopefully the welfare state collapses before you leech of me by proxy :^)
Brayden Cooper
>women are parasitic children
Mate if anything you're the parasites, we're the ones actually taking care of other humans while you fuck around.
David Martin
Your "taking care" of little mutt Tyrone is literally funded by the government, which uses men's tax money to pay for your shit.
You're a fucking parasite on society.
Jeremiah Roberts
Because they are defective imitations of actual humans.
Dominic Perry
youre the one taking care of your little, poorly planned spawn, and you """take care""" of them alone, making them less adjusted to society: no father figure, no male income (larger than what you can bring in), and less time around you.
thats why you enslave the man with marriage rather than fuck around and complain when the consequences bite you in the ass.
Grayson Flores
Single motherhood should be viewed as the child abuse that it is.
Ayden Jenkins
This. Also, why the hell should men get hit withl child support when women are the ones responsible for the pregnancy???
Christopher Nguyen
Because women aren't viewed as humans.
Justin Gonzalez
Well, the drive for sex derives from the pleasure principal, and the fact that a really awesome portion of that sex makes babies is an incredible inconvenience that we have somehow mistaken for some curse over which we have no control, and must accept as universal law.
So, fuck that.
Matthew Wright
*Disclosure:
This statement does not seek to disregard the historical inequality of body labor in terms of carrying a child to term or dealing with the menstruation cycle that accompanies the ability to host human life, and any such application of misogyny thereto is a reflection of the failure to apply such "inconvenience" to both parties involved in viviparous procreation, and should be considered a statement of sheer bodily frustration rather than any call for social reform outside of the extension of bodily autonomy to all humans equally.
That being said, if there were an "accident" that dumped Plan B into the world's water supply... I wouldn't cry.
Ethan James
Where can I meet the pleasure principal?
Benjamin Murphy
>to dedicate actual loyalty, commitment, and responsibility?
>I thought those were supposed to be male traits
you know how we swear up and down all day long that we're not emotional af? and how we cannot handle being wrong about anything ever no matter what? this is men's version of that
Michael Bailey
Can you remind me again which sex dies wars and has the higher suicide rate?
Daniel Ross
Well, you first have to meet the Pleasure Dean, who will send you back to spelling class, which I clearly failed after getting the Internet.
But thanks for triggering a whole panoply of sex fantasies in at least a few other people.
It's a nice imaginary world, if you can make it to Pleasure Principal.
I'm just gonna hike up my dress now, because this whole thing is a Freudian slip.
Luis Robinson
>this whole thing is a Freudian slip
*I'm clearly showing my Freudian slip*
^^^better line^^^
Levi Fisher
look if i told 90% of the girls i met. i just wanna have sex with them and nothing more. they would bail on sight. only 2 girls i've met liked me being straightforward about what I want.
girls like being lied to. just like beta males like to pretend the girl who friendzoned him will one day fall for me.
Jace Anderson
>whore lies about being on the pill
>user im pregnant
>so get an abortion
>no
Adam Harris
>men are just slaves
I’m fine with this