Time to die. Is an Exit Bag the best way?

> 35 years old
> Stuck in dead-end job
> Too old and too poor to retrain
> Women find me unappealing, destined to be forever alone
> Life would've been better if not for shitty genetics
> Kill myself, maybe better luck next time?
> Is exit bag/helium suicide the most painless, surefire method?

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i plan to do it like that guy that jumped off 1 storey of a building 50 times instead of 1 50 storey building. Only way to know if you'll regret it or not.

Since you have found Jow Forums in the web, you can find there new prospects for a good life as well. Just do it instead of asking that question.

35 is hardly too old to retrain.

Sell all of your belongings, sign up for the peace corps and leave your old life behind. It's never too late to change.

Don't kill yourself lad you'll go to Hell

God stands between a man and his heart

Youre never too old to restart education, I think you really should go for it or you should learn how to invest off of tutorials on websites or get a mentor, it'll change your life.

Change your looks, Find another job, Do some joggings and work outs. Somerimes, running a little makes your brain automatically works.

Think life as a video game. Your like a lvl 1 player. You need more EXP = experience. Learn new skills. Find guides in the internet or bookstores. Don't rush the outcome, take it slow by using guides. Your a simple man. Remember that.

You’re down in the dumps. Life’s a bit mundane. And then you jump to these bizzare conclusions about bad genetics and destined loneliness.
What if I told you there was no next time? You get one shot.
Are you going to end it all with a plastic bag full of gas?
You’re 35, not 75. There’s plenty of time to put your life in a different direction. And there are plenty of people you haven’t met yet. Potential friends, lovers. It’s not the end of the world that things are this way, though it may feel like it.
Do what you love. Get out and have a good time and meet people. Eat, sleep and exercise well. Pursue your interests with a passion, and fill your spare time with fun social events.
Life is too short to regret being single and in a ‘dead end job’. Try a different approach. See what’s out there - volunteering or paid work, on whatever basis. Ask questions and seek what you’re looking for.
The world is your oyster.

Please do not kill yourself.

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If the net total of my life is suffering, why shouldn't I end it all?

I don't think blaming genetics is a "bizarre conclusion". If I wasn't so insecure about my appearance I would probably be more outgoing. I hate who I am.

Nobody else?

Neck+rails

Kek
>hell

go to south america do hookers and blow and see if you feel the same, it worked for one dude i read an article about

Nobody else what faggot?
Let me tell you about myself.
I was blessed with good genetics, tall, muscular, good facial structure,i got an overall good life unlike you , a pathetic worm destined to die in a slum without anyone mourning or giving a shit about you.
Now , you have 2 choices.
Take the easy way out by jumping off a building and living the most dreadful and terrifying moments of your life (bet you will chicken out because thats how pathetic you are) or by reliving history and gassing yourself to death.
Take the hard way , open your curtains and let the sunshine or moonlight in your room, get a gym membership ( I know you always wanted to look like those beefy guys, well sadly you cant cuz you just a worm you can look better than you are right now).
Do you know that nearby library?
I know you do , retarded double digit IQ fuck, take some books and READ THEM (know its hard giving that you got a peanut brain)
You remain a pathetic worm that is going to get squashed by a careless blessed person or you become a poisonous worm that is feared by all and king of his territory.
Choose carefully mutt

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Ah yes the old “lift weights and read books” routine. I’m sure that will cure years of deep-rooted depression and self-loathing.

Then go ahead, commit suicide you attention-seeking fuck.
All the advice you need was given, continue being oblivious you worm .
Hope something goes wrong in your attempt and you suffer as thats is your fate.

Why are you so offended if lifting weights and reading books gave your life purpose? You wouldn't have a fucking chip on your shoulder if you enjoyed life you actual faggot.

Go be annoying somewhere else.

What else do you want him to tell you? That there's a magic bean?

This is the difference between a worm and a bird.
The worm blames everything on himself and tries to survive on a meagre lifestyle without improving anything until the sweet release of death arrives.
The bird blames the circumstances but surpasses them and manages to survive and thrive thus inspiring people and giving them the sense of freedom from time immemorial.

Don’t expect life to be easy
>Muh shit genetics
Your just avoiding what you can change. You. it’s you, you have to change, you have to try new things, you have to find a passion in life
>But i’m shit at stuff
Tuff titty, you won’t automatically be the best at something, take the time to find something that’s comfortable and enjoyable for you and let it blossom

Holy shit go back to your third world shithole you southern American fuck.

Anyone one from Europe and willing to do it together?

Clean you room bucko

>All shit you could turn around in 1-2 years but are just lazy and refuse to take the hard steps necessary

FTFY

I too am going to kill myself, decided on my birthday. Been practicing my routine in getting drunk and putting the barrel between my eyes loaded. I'm actually surprised I haven't killed myself yet.

Why not spend all your money and go fuck the world before you go?

Unironically this op. If you want to get out so bad just do it. You're limiting yourself by refusing to leave your job and try something radically different but then complain life isn't what you want it. Just because it isn't easy doesn't mean it's impossible.

Stop spouting shit unless you are at least also in your 30s and have turned it around then.

Please underage and early 20s kids, don't act like smart asses.

We 30s losers are already at rock bottom.