AUS/POL/ SATURDAY EDITION

Evening lads.

>New REA data reveals the properties that have been on the market the longest
news.com.au/finance/real-estate/buying/new-rea-data-reveals-the-properties-that-have-been-on-the-market-the-longest/news-story/c8bbe696c16d1ae911118d366b987c07

>What are our most rapidly declining languages in Australia?
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-13/italian-is-the-fastest-disappearing-language-in-australia/10606540

>COP24 sees Australia walk climate tightrope amid 'Paris Rulebook' deadlock
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-15/australia-walks-climate-tightrope-at-cop24/10623558

>Indonesian Government eyes ways to reduce plastic waste on northern Australian beaches
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-15/indonesian-diplomat-raises-rubbish-issue-on-landmark-visit/10617238

>Government recognises West Jerusalem as Israel's capital but keeps embassy in Tel Aviv
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-15/government-recognises-west-jerusalem-but-keeps-tel-aviv-embassy/10614226

>Senior lawyers slam Federal Government integrity commission model as 'a disaster'
abc.net.au/news/2018-12-14/lawyers-slam-federal-government-integrity-commission-model/10619210

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Shit poopoo

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we are living in dimension X now

B I L L

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Went to work christmas party last night, got so trashed I ended up walking down the street vomiting on myself.

Nasty

Never drinking again.

Woke up without any headache though, took an ondansetron for nausea and feel 100% now.

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Anyone else feel like shit every year during the run-up to Christmas? I just look forward to when it's all over.

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God I wish that were me.

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>Never drinking again.
how many times have you told yourself that now?

I feel nervous having to visit my family every year knowing nothing has changed knowing I haven't gone to university or got a job for the past 3 years.

Most of the times I've been hungover :(

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愚蠢的白狗

We are the new settlers now, you are the dumb indigenous dogs being replaced

>fuck off we're fu--

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Australia isn't real

All white people should be herded in Alice Springs and forced to mine for us with their hands

Like Canada, there's nothing to be found in the middle

Looks full to me

Or they will purge all of you.

>mostly yellow
looks about right to me

Fuck off Chang

I remember that feel
>meeting step-uncle's daughter while everyone listens
>so what do you do?
>uh, nothing
>what, literally nothing?
>yeah
>you don't have a job?
>nah
>and you don't go to school?
>no
>so what do you do??
>pretty much nothing
>someone changes the subject
family gatherings after 7 years of neetdom was rough

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>I haven't gone to university or got a job for the past 3 years
Don't feel bad, they've brought me over to fuck your women and pay for your tendies, so you don't go on an autistic killing spree for being such an incel loser

You deserve to be replaced - and you are

I don't understand this?

Who else hot and bored asf on the east coast rite now? T. Nsw
This is why I stopped drinking
Life sux

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what don't you understand

I know English letters are hard to read with those thin slits you call eyes Chang

can't even afford my own Technodrome

>his first /aus/pol
you're here forever cunt, get used to it
got a fan on me and ready to play AoE II

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I can't even afford fuel
Neetlife
Ah mad online or modded? Aom is my favourite need to get a game going
Just sitting in ac

don't worry bitch tits bill is going to get in soon and boost your NEET bux

What car do you drive? At least you got your license user, that's a good step in the right direction.

I dont know Scott Morrison seems to win the personality competition

just classic user, modded is for niggers who can't appreciate it
i can't be fucked doing an early rush since i do it with my friends, so i just go goth for late game and kek with perfusion and conscription

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You should probably memorize yourself with some familiar faces like Nisem and Tim Wu, some of our most prolific posters.

Pic related is me.

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anyone here played forza horizon 3? you can literally just hoon around Australia in old holdens and shit
ABSOLUTELY BASED

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nah I can't see them pulling it off. Labor are going to pull some bullshit too like last time at the last minute to scare people into voting for them

Hello straya pals. Nightshift burger checkin in. Keep up the top notch shit posting ya cunts.

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>holdens
So I guess you do a lot of walking then

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What do you do? and are you circumcised?

at least it isn't parked in the no standing area

I guess you could say, it's a loading zone.

you probably mixed your drinks, had lots of bourbons and cokes, lmao

I thought footpaths were clearways

kek
not for long friendo, got my licence back and I'm ready for action :^)

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never fucking mix caffeine and booze if you are getting pissed

yeah i've learnt that the hard way, i might have one or two bourbons and cokes to start, then just stick to beer

that room spinning feeling when you are in bed is hell

Ayo hold up, I dislike Holdens as much as the next guy the Buick 3800 is one of the most reliable engines of all time.

Average white Australian beauty right there - a once in a life time score for your average twenty something hand-holdless, kissless white Australian

>that room spinning feel
That's the best part about getting drunk.

you are mixing two diuretics together so you will get dehydrated. then you are drinking a shit load of caffeine so you will sleep like shit

Holdens are fucking gay, and you won't be going anywhere regardless of having a license.

What did you lose it for
>When alcohol is mixed with caffeine, the caffeine can mask the depressant effects of alcohol, making drinkers feel more alert than they would otherwise. As a result, they may drink more alcohol and become more impaired than they realize, increasing the risk of alcohol-attributable harms.
kek no

get a fan ya cunt, it's not that hot, pretty cool now just had a storm

trust me bro Scott Morrison would be awesome

Hello lads

You can't kill the buick, many dero cunts have tried.

it's like being on a roller coaster while you are trying to sleep, you crazy cunt

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i'm not disagreeing I am just saying Labor will get in because the LNP looks like a joke to normies

What you need m8 is a trippa snippa

Contains:

>Speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, mushrooms, pine-o-clean, petrol, battery acid, acid, salvia, some herbs and spices and some lettuce and tomato, vodka sauce, bam and the dirt is gone, Ajax spray and wipe, some chicken and cheese all wrapped in a tortilla.

You know all the good stuff.

Show us a picture of ya Mum

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lmao kys söyboy

been waiting for them to tell us fairy bread is homophobic and give it some stupid new name

Yeah and people pay good money to go on rollercoasters.
I personally like to lie there and watch the world spin and go "woooaaaahh" - feels good brah.

(not that I drink anymore)

awesome, then you just need a hot abo near by to fuck while you are on the trip

Holden's are gay as fuck lmao.

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>trippa snippa
There's a new Big Lez coming out soon I think

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I don't understand what I just saw.

once people see Scott Morrison as the down to earth good guy that he is they'll love him

buy a commie now, leave it in ya mums garage, in 30-40 years it'll be worth $50-$100k

...said the soicuck supreme
lemme guess.. lelbourne?

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yer m8, there's bee new teaser trailers for the final episode.

Looks sick, and I agree with you, Holdens are GM trash.

you underestimate the general populations ability to not be dumb as a rock

That's only true of the SS, clubsport or senator models and anything else that HSV shits out and let me tell you that shit is already too expensive to afford.

with a little help from our friend Jesus, anythings possible

the jews killed him

Over my dead body

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>buy a commie now, leave it in ya mums garage, in 30-40 years it'll be worth $50-$100k
In 10 year's we'll be speaking Mandarin. Ain't no Chinaman gonna pay that much for a piece of Australian history they don't identify with,.
>soi
C'mon, surely you realized after the 14th time pushing your dad's commodore home that they fucking suck.

And no not Melbourne.
I didn't know it was the final episode. Are they stopping for good for good?

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>watching lelbournians talk about cars like they know anything
topkek™

those numbers confirm Jesus for top bloke
remember to go to church tomorrow morning fellas

you can get a good 2017 ss for $40k

we don't even have golliwog biscuits anymore. they renamed them scallywags and then just took them away

Not sure, they might restart the series so this might be the end of a season so to speak, they weren't being very clear about it.

Guess we shall see m8.

am i the only melburnian who hasn't seen a single african person in my life

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>my step father terry had a holden and he called me a faggot wahhh
kys soi

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Daniel Andrews just changed the law and you can't own a car in Melbourne. you have to drive a Vespa

I hope it's just a season finale

>golliwog biscuits
Never heard of them

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I don't suppose you would have being a basement dweller. But then again maybe you just in some nice fancy gated community.

fucking young cunt. they are erasing our culture

Thoughts?

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they think mantits is gonna save them from having taken on too much debt to buy a house so they could root shazza

why is he licking her?

How he didn't fuck her I'll never know.

is it a glory hole?

ancient chinese medicine or some bullshit

It's OK sweetie. When you feel like graduating to a man's car I'm sure you might be able to get your hands on an XR8

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Saw this from the homepage. What the fuck? A scallywag is a white southern republican.

I'm not to sure if fords are any better, I'm strictly sticking to euro cars because petrol prices are retarded expensive and probably will go up higher and higher.

yeah it comes with a pink helmet and a shirt with "so sorry" across the front of it
NUKE MELBOURNE

>unironically buying an XR8 over an XR6 turbo

Mate.....

Chinese neighbour arguing with some gook ive never seen before in moonspeak. Might have to go down thepub or something.